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Inventions that sells Vol2
« on: December 01, 2010, 05:52:13 AM »
Since most people are too scared or lazy to get their "ass" onto a scale to see how fucking fat they are
how about a toilet - scale?
Watertight - can be put  between the toilet seat and the toilet with pressure sensitives.

Go do it - thank me later

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 07:21:11 AM »
Since most people are too scared or lazy to get their "ass" onto a scale to see how fucking fat they are
how about a toilet - scale?
Watertight - can be put  between the toilet seat and the toilet with pressure sensitives.

Go do it - thank me later


Toilet scale is a good idea actually...would make for good conversations.






How about someone invents something that you can attach to your existing stuff that would roll up their cords at the touch of a button?  Tangled and knotted cords =  >:(



Also, we should have a vacuum system in our houses that suck garbage into the garbage cans in the garage so as soon as something becomes garbage it is out of the home and we don't have to empty all the garbage cans.....maybe have the system even suck the garbage out to a container by the street so we don't have to take the garbage cans to the street.  
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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 07:23:55 AM »


How about someone invents something that you can attach to your existing stuff that would roll up their cords at the touch of a button?  Tangled and knotted cords =  >:(

I think those are called "kids"..... ;D

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 07:25:31 AM »
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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 07:28:13 AM »
;D

you know in Christmas Vacation when Clark gives Rusty the knotted up ball of lights to untangle?  that wasn't me growing up.... :-\

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 07:29:38 AM »
you know in Christmas Vacation when Clark gives Rusty the knotted up ball of lights to untangle?  that wasn't me growing up.... :-\

Did you wear your beret while untangling :)
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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 07:30:07 AM »
Since most people are too scared or lazy to get their "ass" onto a scale to see how fucking fat they are
how about a toilet - scale?
Watertight - can be put  between the toilet seat and the toilet with pressure sensitives.

Go do it - thank me later
Brilliant!  

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 07:33:19 AM »
Did you wear your beret while untangling :)

My dad wasn't real big on "berets"   ;D

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 08:40:59 PM »
you sack o fshit I already invented that a few days ago

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 06:40:46 AM »
lol
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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 06:50:01 AM »
you sack o fshit I already invented that a few days ago

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Not the same you dumb cunt

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 12:13:55 PM »
How about one that makes it so you can go grocery shopping by a touch screen @ your grocer ?

You could get and ID card when you get there to swipe and turn on like an I-pad or something ... just scroll and click on what you want .. and have it come thru on a conveyor belt to a cashier who bags it for you after you pay .. and then puts it on another conveyor belt to a boy that puts it in your car as you drive up and give him your ticket .. like valet service  :D

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 12:37:28 PM »
How about one that makes it so you can go grocery shopping by a touch screen @ your grocer ?

You could get and ID card when you get there to swipe and turn on like an I-pad or something ... just scroll and click on what you want .. and have it come thru on a conveyor belt to a cashier who bags it for you after you pay .. and then puts it on another conveyor belt to a boy that puts it in your car as you drive up and give him your ticket .. like valet service  :D

thats called a wife

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 01:47:56 PM »
thats called a wife

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lol  ... I'll wait for them to invent a better version then


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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 01:54:15 PM »
How about one that makes it so you can go grocery shopping by a touch screen @ your grocer ?

You could get and ID card when you get there to swipe and turn on like an I-pad or something ... just scroll and click on what you want .. and have it come thru on a conveyor belt to a cashier who bags it for you after you pay .. and then puts it on another conveyor belt to a boy that puts it in your car as you drive up and give him your ticket .. like valet service  :D

There are a couple of grocery stores here that you can order and pay online and then just pick it up....they bring it out and everything....I've never tried it.

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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 02:03:37 PM »
There are a couple of grocery stores here that you can order and pay online and then just pick it up....they bring it out and everything....I've never tried it.

 :D ... I'd settle for that !!

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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 10:58:55 PM »
There are a couple of grocery stores here that you can order and pay online and then just pick it up....they bring it out and everything....I've never tried it.

yeah we do that all the time - Tesco does that quite succesful, is easier to plan your week and your budget that way.

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Re: Inventions that sells Vol2
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2010, 01:41:49 PM »
Not the same you dumb cunt

you dunce when your taking the shit the whole weight will show, when u step off the shit will show

you kuntbrain