no its no one in his best ever shape.
he's slimmer than me so i can't bust his balls too much though 
ahahahahahaha listen, shamu...
on your best day, in your best shape, will never ever be considered even relatively 'in shape', you realise that, right?
its not bad enough that you run around the board dispensing advise while being clinically obese yourself, but even if you do manage to lose say, oh, 70 pounds all you'll be is a mess of loose skin and disgusting red stretch marks that cover your stomach, back and sides from carrying so much added adipose tissue for so many years.
while i applaud your efforts and desire to want to better yourself, id say maybe concentrate more on becoming a better person as a whole instead of trying to whip yourself into shape, cause even if you get there, you'll never get there, you dig?
i feel badly for you to spend so much time and effort dieting down when we all know all that will come of it is the eventual balloon back up to and past where you once were.
such is life, my friend. such is life.
