On my 8th grade all city travelling basketball team, I was the only white dude.
Me and a now convicted murderer (our point guard) got into it over a Fire Cracker (sort of like a Slim Jim) that I had bought at the WaWa.
I'm lucky dude didn't have a 9 on him that day.
I once got into it with a family member over a chicken nugget...
In college, where everybody would want a slice of pizza, there was this place that you get a 16" topping pizza for 4.99 (3.99 plain), I would put garlic and you name it on it, just for them not to ask foe a slice...
At one dorm, one pizza delivery man who was once a pro wrestler, a guy would distract him, and then another would take the pizza...