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Kelly Osbourne
« on: December 02, 2010, 03:55:10 PM »
I was in the shop at O'Hare and saw her pic on the cover of a mag, I
Would. Would you?


If this has already been posted, go to hell.
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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 03:59:06 PM »
Post a pic of that shat, someone. I am on the plane. Stewardess tripping.
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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 04:06:24 PM »
Here you are...


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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 04:10:10 PM »
she's still ugly as fuck and flat chested

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 04:11:06 PM »
Looks a lot better. She got a little discipline in her life.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 04:11:18 PM »
Here you are...



that's kelly Osbourne? what a transformation

kinda shemale mouth/jawline but to think that she is "Osbourne" and an actualy female I would definetely rub my face all over her and fuck her nice and hard...  :P

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 04:12:31 PM »
Looks a lot better. She got a little discipline in her life.

even after surgury, still below average.  well at least she has money.

she can thank the prince of darkness(dad) for that

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 04:14:00 PM »
Id shit on her chest

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 04:15:45 PM »
Looks a lot better. She got a little discipline in her life.

Doubt it, she just realizes that being a fat little troll isn't good for the social scene or getting laid.

she does it because she has to, not because she cares about being fit and looking good.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 04:17:28 PM »
Doubt it, she just realizes that being a fat little troll isn't good for the social scene or getting laid.

she does it because she has to, not because she cares about being fit and looking good.


she is going for the "my shit don't stink, please take a number if you whanna date me, oh and, you better only date me! Ok NEXT!" type of personality...

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 04:19:28 PM »


she's famous and rich and I like to end up on PerezHilton.com someday...you do the math

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 04:20:05 PM »
I think she's sexy as hell. Plus, she's gonna inherit the motherload when Ozzy kicks the bucket.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 04:20:24 PM »
she's still ugly as fuck and flat chested


she can operate them  ;)

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 04:23:52 PM »
i hate that godawful moon face on her


and that magazine cover is photoshopped to all hell like they all are, you can bet that isnt what she looks like when she takes off her clothes in front of you

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 04:25:11 PM »

she's famous and rich and I like to end up on PerezHilton.com someday...you do the math

Aren't you more likely to end up under perez hilton?

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 04:26:08 PM »
I was in the Firehouse today in Venice and saw the Mexican midget from "East Bound and Down" eating a sandwich with some dude

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 04:27:00 PM »
I wanna snort a line of ants off her ass

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 04:27:11 PM »
Aren't you more likely to end up under perez hilton?

if i ever end up as his bottom then I better end up driving a Porsche as well


I'm straight but I also like fine German automobiles as well

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 04:31:12 PM »
I think she was on Dancing With The Stars, which forced her to get into shape.

I'll always see her as a foul mouthed little fatty, no matter how much time passes.
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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 04:33:51 PM »

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 05:04:48 PM »
all she needs is some implants and some jawremoval and a nosejob
Forgot checkbones, eyeskin and general skull structure,  as well. Regardless she is good reminder how ugly north europeans can be.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2010, 05:07:17 PM »
I think she's sexy as hell. Plus, she's gonna inherit the motherload when Ozzy kicks the bucket.


Damn, I would hate to see your version of ugly then..

hahaha, talk about low standards

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2010, 05:11:42 PM »
ALL ABOARRRRRD, HA HA HA HA...

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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2010, 05:22:44 PM »
She will always look like a twinky in my mind..




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Re: Kelly Osbourne
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2011, 09:57:11 AM »
Kelly and Madonnas daughter Lourdes = True