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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2010, 10:48:55 PM »
Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on December 06, 2010, 10:48:05 PM

nasser no doubt has a lot of sunny stories about eveyone

cause he is famous throughout the industry (even more so then for his BB achievements) for being the biggest lying, backstabbing, shit talker to ever appear on the scene...........so yeh, he has made up plenty of juicy stories about people


great thing to be remembered for, ............known for being a backstabbing liar, who is nice to you to you face, and will hang out with you as a friend...........then when you turn around he is shit talking you to everyone who will listen, and try (and fail) to give your girlfriend his phone number

 Sounds like a true "alpha male".
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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2010, 01:44:01 AM »
This thread should be about fat keith
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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2010, 05:27:06 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2010, 10:42:53 PM
Any of you guys remember Kovacs interview on PBW where he does a hilarious impression of Nasser ?!

I'll see if I can find my mp3 of it, it funny as hell


I saw that and it was hilarious. "I...the Nasser El Sonbaty...IFBB pro..."
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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #53 on: December 07, 2010, 05:43:01 AM »
I'm guessing $3000 per overnight session! &guy than Nasser but less expensive... Greg would have been a bargain!  ;D
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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #54 on: December 07, 2010, 07:31:51 AM »
Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on December 06, 2010, 10:48:05 PM

nasser no doubt has a lot of funny stories about eveyone

cause he is famous throughout the industry (even more so then for his BB achievements) for being the biggest lying, backstabbing, shit talker to ever appear on the scene...........so yeh, he has made up plenty of juicy stories about people


great thing to be remembered for, ............known for being a backstabbing liar, who is nice to you to you face, and will hang out with you as a friend...........then when you turn around he is shit talking you to everyone who will listen, and try (and fail) to give your girlfriend his phone number
is there anything you're the least bit positive about?  :-\
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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #55 on: December 07, 2010, 09:12:04 AM »
Quote from: Nirvana on December 07, 2010, 07:31:51 AM
is there anything you're the least bit positive about?  :-\

well if i do have any positivity inside me, its not going to start with nasser


he is known by EVERYONE as a scumbag
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the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2011, 12:23:15 PM »
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson329.htm


I was reading Nasser's perspective on Milo's. So I scrolled down the page and saw stories about Kovacs. Of course, the "not being able to wipe is own ass" stuff was being discussed. But I saw a statement that shocked me...

  "He discovered multiple - obviously used - towels covered with long brown skid marks. Kovacs had been using the now stinky towels as a toilet paper replacement because he could not reach his rear end by himself. So he used the towels by holding each end with one hand and rubbing himself/pulling the towels back and forth between his legs"


I know guys here have made fun of Kovacs before concerning his disguting wiping situation. But I had no clue how gross the stories were until I read Nasser's words.

I wish I never read the article now. Ignorance is bliss.
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Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #57 on: January 01, 2011, 12:28:39 PM »
All I know is that Nasser is a true fucking asshole.

Kovac let him stay in his house for WEEKS (6+) eat his food, get driven around in kovacs car, and even use some of kovac's aas stash.

then 2 weeks later he pretends he doesnt know him and starts making up stuff behind his back  ::) thats the thank you for 6 free weeks?
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Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #58 on: January 01, 2011, 12:29:14 PM »
completely made up by a desperate, bitter, googly-eyed thong merchant
towels probably had protan on them if the incident even took place at all
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Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #59 on: January 01, 2011, 02:41:59 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on January 01, 2011, 12:29:14 PM
completely made up by a desperate, bitter, googly-eyed thong merchant
towels probably had protan on them if the incident even took place at all

Hahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #60 on: January 01, 2011, 02:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Don_Dada on January 01, 2011, 12:23:15 PM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson329.htm


I was reading Nasser's perspective on Milo's. So I scrolled down the page and saw stories about Kovacs. Of course, the "not being able to wipe is own ass" stuff was being discussed. But I saw a statement that shocked me...

  "He discovered multiple - obviously used - towels covered with long brown skid marks. Kovacs had been using the now stinky towels as a toilet paper replacement because he could not reach his rear end by himself. So he used the towels by holding each end with one hand and rubbing himself/pulling the towels back and forth between his legs"


I know guys here have made fun of Kovacs before concerning his disguting wiping situation. But I had no clue how gross the stories were until I read Nasser's words.

I wish I never read the article now. Ignorance is bliss.

I've heard this. I've also heard that Lee Priest bought most of those towels for hundreds of dollars
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Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #61 on: January 01, 2011, 02:52:20 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on January 01, 2011, 12:29:14 PM
completely made up by a desperate, bitter, googly-eyed thong merchant
towels probably had protan on them if the incident even took place at all
that's really funny ;D
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Re: the Kovacs "towel incident"
« Reply #62 on: January 01, 2011, 03:03:29 PM »
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Re: Gregg Kovacs --> The shitty towels
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2013, 11:32:16 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on December 03, 2010, 12:55:58 AM
At his biggest, Kovacs literally couldn't wipe his own ass, this is no joke; at home his wife would "do it" for him but on the road Gregg had to rely on more "complex" mechanisms to clean his corn hole after his b-hourly shit storm.

So hotels were kind enough to provide plenty of fresh cotton hand towel to Mr K...  do the math...

So a well renowned top superstar of the 90's walks into Kovacs hotel room, heads for the bathroom just to see kovacs jump up and scream "don't go in there.." just a little too late.. the door swings open.. the browned towels laying on the floor, bathub, sink, a diaper smell slowly fills the room.....

bodybuilding = serious shitness ;D

ROFL
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Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #64 on: November 25, 2013, 05:01:07 PM »
Hard and vascular, or so I hear, anyone have any news on this?
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #65 on: November 25, 2013, 05:02:33 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:01:07 PM
Hard and vascular, or so I hear, anyone have any news on this?

a bit stiff
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #66 on: November 25, 2013, 05:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Internet Tough Guy on November 25, 2013, 05:02:33 PM
a bit stiff

Apparently let all his water out at once, couldn't keep down his food either
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #67 on: November 25, 2013, 05:03:44 PM »
His color is off. Hes going to be knocked down a few placings.
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #68 on: November 25, 2013, 05:04:12 PM »
Harder than a casket
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #69 on: November 25, 2013, 05:04:33 PM »
This has gut to be bullshit.
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #70 on: November 25, 2013, 05:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:03:44 PM
His color is off. Hes going to be knocked down a few placings.

Apparently looks more alive than at his last contest
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #71 on: November 25, 2013, 05:06:31 PM »
tan is way off,should apply more,maybe oth could help with the application  :D
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #72 on: November 25, 2013, 05:08:36 PM »
May currently be in a catabolic state
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #73 on: November 25, 2013, 05:09:34 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 25, 2013, 05:04:50 PM
Apparently looks more alive than at his last contest

Lets hope his conditions improves at tonight's viewing  judging
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Re: Greg Kovacs is in a state of Rigamortis
« Reply #74 on: November 25, 2013, 05:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on November 25, 2013, 05:09:34 PM
Lets hope his conditions improves at tonight's viewing  judging

Hopes to be grainier than ever after the afternoon cremation
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