Author Topic: A Tribute to Garage KarVac (Aka Greg Kovacs) (Read 39987 times)

Archer77 · « **Reply #76 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:14:11 PM »

Hopes to be grainier than ever after the afternoon cremation

Even if he improves, I predict dead last.

Rambone · « **Reply #77 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:14:21 PM »

Better start clearing a space on the mantle for that ~~urn~~ Sandow

Army of One · « **Reply #78 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:14:42 PM »

Posting open casket pics isn't cool bro

Archer77 · « **Reply #79 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:16:08 PM »

Posting open casket pics isn't cool bro

I thought he was implying Kovacs was being cryonically preserved.

Army of One · « **Reply #80 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:16:36 PM »

Vince Basile has expressed a strong interest in judging the autopsy

Archer77 · « **Reply #81 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:17:42 PM »

Vince Basile has expressed a strong interest in judging the autopsy

Kovacs will be facing some stiff competition.

Internet Tough Guy · « **Reply #82 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:19:13 PM »

Posting open casket pics isn't cool bro

Army of One · « **Reply #83 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:19:35 PM »

Kovacs will be facing some stiff competition.

Basile was there in his white van with a crudely painted Red Cross within 60 seconds of death

Archer77 · « **Reply #84 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:20:26 PM »

Basile was there in his white van with a crudely painted Red Cross within 60 seconds of death

He attempted mouth to cock resuscitation but no luck

The True Adonis · « **Reply #85 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:20:56 PM »

At least he will finally be able to burn off that last layer of fat for the first time ever.

Army of One · « **Reply #86 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:21:36 PM »

He attempted mouth to cock resuscitation but no luck

Those witnessing this said they had never seen a medic try so hard, but were confused when he attempted the Heimlich Manuever naked

The True Adonis · « **Reply #87 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:21:59 PM »

Just heard on the Musclephone.

Army of One · « **Reply #88 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:23:41 PM »

Would this have been his Roman name?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #89 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:25:41 PM »

Would this be Greg Kovacs name had he been born in an electric universe on planet Gootle 14

Army of One · « **Reply #90 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:27:10 PM »

Would this be Greg Kovacs name had he been born in an electric universe on planet Gootle 14

Maybe a dull star that burnt out early?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #91 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:29:19 PM »

Maybe a dull star that burnt out early?

Perhaps. Think of all the poor chickens that fueled Grogs rise to the top.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #92 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:30:27 PM »

He was the Queen's personal favorite. Her majesty is said to be a fan of mass monsters and freaks as opposed to the more aesthetic bodybuilder.

Army of One · « **Reply #93 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:31:07 PM »

Charles always had the ear mass

The True Adonis · « **Reply #94 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:31:46 PM »

The White Knight of Hypertrophy will always have a seat at the Parliament in the sky.

Army of One · « **Reply #95 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:32:03 PM »

Officially coining the term

TrueGrit · « **Reply #96 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:32:35 PM »

Nasvacs

Archer77 · « **Reply #97 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:32:38 PM »

He may take the throne but hell never be able to wipe his own ass.

Army of One · « **Reply #98 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:33:25 PM »

Nasvacs

NKS is no joke bro, can be caught sharing dirty needles and using the towels in Room 7

TrueGrit · « **Reply #99 on:** November 25, 2013, 05:34:05 PM »

And the towels