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Firemuscle

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I love my job
« on: December 05, 2010, 07:10:36 PM »
Today.

I came into work, worked for an hour. Posted on getbig for 3 hours.

Then i'll eat lunch. Take a nap for 1 hour. Post on getbig and fuck around on the internet for another 2 hours. Then I gotta do about 1 more hour of work at the end of the day.

Total of 2 hours of work. 6 hours of napping and surfing the internet.

Easy money. Big pimpin'.

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 07:12:57 PM »
BTW, I've been meaning to ask, is this ShipShekki? I think I was one of the few non haters. You really made a big impact on the board before you disappeared. I remember your epic battles with devilsmile.

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2010, 07:13:52 PM »
Today.

I came into work, worked for an hour. Posted on getbig for 3 hours.

Then i'll eat lunch. Take a nap for 1 hour. Post on getbig and fuck around on the internet for another 2 hours. Then I gotta do about 1 more hour of work at the end of the day.

Total of 2 hours of work. 6 hours of napping and surfing the internet.

Easy money. Big pimpin'.

you work on Sunday



FAIL

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2010, 07:17:23 PM »
I was just thinking about that good bro Shippsheekii. Black flag posts just like him.

Talking about doing as little work as possible while on the job.

I like the way this guy thinks!  ;D

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 07:18:28 PM »

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2010, 07:21:36 PM »
yes we do know for fact it is shipsekki

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2010, 07:29:52 PM »
you work on Sunday



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I believe the dude lives somewhere in Asia so its probably monday for him
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Re: I love my job
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2010, 07:36:52 PM »
you work on Sunday



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 It's Monday afternoon right now for me.

 Ever heard of timezones you homosexual?

 You FAIL

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2010, 07:37:47 PM »
It's Monday afternoon right now for me.

 Ever heard of timezones you homosexual?

 You FAIL


you work on Monday



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Re: I love my job
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2010, 07:39:28 PM »
yes we do know for fact it is shipsekki

 ShipSekki, the son of a whore was a great man.

 I cannot fill his boots, I can only try to walk in his footsteps.

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2010, 07:40:22 PM »
Today.

I came into work, worked for an hour. Posted on getbig for 3 hours.

Then i'll eat lunch. Take a nap for 1 hour. Post on getbig and fuck around on the internet for another 2 hours. Then I gotta do about 1 more hour of work at the end of the day.

Total of 2 hours of work. 6 hours of napping and surfing the internet.

Easy money. Big pimpin'.

epic being on borrowed time, when the efficiency experts come in and replace you with a midget that can do twice the work you do, your gone

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 07:40:46 PM »

you work on Monday



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 Yes I know. You only work at nights selling your body to old ladies and queers.

 Can't blame you for it. Money is money.

Firemuscle

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2010, 07:43:43 PM »
epic being on borrowed time, when the efficiency experts come in your gone

 If I have to be efficient i'll just switch to drug dealing, or selling my body to queers like JNN.

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2010, 07:46:06 PM »
epic being on borrowed time, when the efficiency experts come in and replace you with a midget that can do twice the work you do, your gone

LOL, good point.  ;D ;D

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2010, 09:04:27 PM »
It's Monday afternoon right now for me.

 Ever heard of timezones you homosexual?

 You FAIL

So what the fuck do you do?

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2010, 09:09:58 PM »
So what the fuck do you do?

I might love your job!  The only times I've napped on the job were when I had to choose: take a nap or fall down from exhaustion.

Yeah, what the heck do you do?

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2010, 09:11:04 PM »
Today.

I came into work, worked for an hour. Posted on getbig for 3 hours.

Then i'll eat lunch. Take a nap for 1 hour. Post on getbig and fuck around on the internet for another 2 hours. Then I gotta do about 1 more hour of work at the end of the day.

Total of 2 hours of work. 6 hours of napping and surfing the internet.

Easy money. Big pimpin'.
Sunday has always been the slowest days for Big Mac sales.  Wait till tomorrow.  Your numbers will change ;D
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Re: I love my job
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2010, 09:14:11 PM »
Sunday has always been the slowest days for Big Mac sales.  Wait till tomorrow.  Your numbers will change ;D

That's cuz you sleep in and have family day at home.  Too EZ, and couldn't resist :P

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2010, 09:23:42 PM »
Today.

I came into work, worked for an hour. Posted on getbig for 3 hours.

Then i'll eat lunch. Take a nap for 1 hour. Post on getbig and fuck around on the internet for another 2 hours. Then I gotta do about 1 more hour of work at the end of the day.

Total of 2 hours of work. 6 hours of napping and surfing the internet.

Easy money. Big pimpin'.
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Re: I love my job
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2010, 10:57:53 PM »
I wonder how much fun workin border patroli s?

or investigating government cost voerruns


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Re: I love my job
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2010, 03:25:55 AM »
Today.

I came into work, worked for an hour. Posted on getbig for 3 hours.

Then i'll eat lunch. Take a nap for 1 hour. Post on getbig and fuck around on the internet for another 2 hours. Then I gotta do about 1 more hour of work at the end of the day.

Total of 2 hours of work. 6 hours of napping and surfing the internet.

Easy money. Big pimpin'.

Security dept. at Walmart?
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Re: I love my job
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2010, 07:20:09 AM »
i wonder what it is to work at area 51

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2010, 02:12:46 PM »
So what you're saying Devon97 is that blackfagrainbowstar/shipshekki doesn't have a job and can just come on here for 3hrs straight posting brainless bullshit?

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2010, 03:50:11 PM »
 I work as a high priced lawyer during the week. I also have a part time gig as a brain surgeon.

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Re: I love my job
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2010, 04:07:41 PM »
Sunday has always been the slowest days for Big Mac sales.  Wait till tomorrow.  Your numbers will change ;D

QFT. Keith certainly knows about Big Macs!