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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2010, 04:07:34 PM »
"Being healthy" is for fags.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2010, 04:09:34 PM »
Humans are primarily carnivores, not herbivores. You are not a monkey (or are you?)

I'm not a carnivore, so...

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2010, 04:09:57 PM »
Sorry but I had to do it ;D
LOL Type 6.. ;D

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2010, 04:21:36 PM »
I'm not a carnivore, so...

you argument crushed!

Physiologically you are whether or not you eat like one. We can eat plants, but our digestive tracts break down along carnivore lines much more than true herbivores.

http://www.second-opinions.co.uk/carn_herb_comparison4.html

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2010, 09:08:28 PM »
Sorry but I had to do it ;D

Holy shit! That made me ROFL!!
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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2010, 09:32:51 PM »
I always take something into the bathroom to read when I plan to take a shit. If I don't, I tend to rush the process and not relax enough. Shitting is a necessary bore as far as I am concerned.

As for diet, eating a well balanced diet is probably best for most people most of the time.

Ultimately, one would do best to concern themselves more with what they put into their bodies than with what comes out. If you eat a nutritious diet in sensible amounts (not over eat) you shit just fine. It is likely if you are shitting large quantities several times a day, you are over eating and/or eating non nutritious foods that your body either doesn't need or cannot utilized. Falcon believes he eats well, but it seems possible that he eats too abundantly. 30 oz of beans is too much in a day. Probably a half can of beans would suffice. He's not alone though, most of us in this country with an above poverty level income, over eat....and thus we over shit. LOL!

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2010, 09:47:11 PM »
I always take something into the bathroom to read when I plan to take a shit. If I don't, I tend to rush the process and not relax enough. Shitting is a necessary bore as far as I am concerned.

As for diet, eating a well balanced diet is probably best for most people most of the time.

Ultimately, one would do best to concern themselves more with what they put into their bodies than with what comes out. If you eat a nutritious diet in sensible amounts (not over eat) you shit just fine. It is likely if you are shitting large quantities several times a day, you are over eating and/or eating non nutritious foods that your body either doesn't need or cannot utilized. Falcon believes he eats well, but it seems possible that he eats too abundantly. 30 oz of beans is too much in a day. Probably a half can of beans would suffice. He's not alone though, most of us in this country with an above poverty level income, over eat....and thus we over shit. LOL!

trust me i need the beans, i sit down for energy about halfway through the day and eat a ton of them, i figure if my appetite can handle it ill eat it. my gut is pretty empty by mid day and from all the round the clock shitting
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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2010, 10:19:40 PM »
OK, but you do realize that for the most part all that shit is what your body didn't need or couldn't use. Beans are high in fiber. Essentially, you cannot digest fiber which is why it helps you shit more. Maybe you should try low volume, high quality dog food (I am serious) because it sure cuts down on how much they shit. It is very high in protein. Our dogs eat lamb and sweet potato, limited ingredients from Van Patten http://www.naturalbalanceinc.com/dogformulas/home.html, it is great quality. You can get dried food as well as canned. I have no idea what it tastes like though.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2010, 10:23:15 PM »
sometimes i poop standing up and catch the turd in a towel
that way i can measure it and look at the color / consistency
once i found a fairly large piece of red bell pepper in my turd

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2010, 10:36:06 PM »
I shit twice in the morning between 10 & 2 and twice @ night between 9 & 1am

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »
sometimes i poop standing up and catch the turd in a towel
that way i can measure it and look at the color / consistency
once i found a fairly large piece of red bell pepper in my turd

lol

thats nasty .. I'd throw up if I did that. ... made me laugh though.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2010, 10:39:04 PM »
sometimes i poop standing up and catch the turd in a towel
that way i can measure it and look at the color / consistency
once i found a fairly large piece of red bell pepper in my turd

Try eating fresh beets for dinner. Your morning shit will scare the "shit" right out of you!

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2010, 10:39:36 PM »
Seems to be a very shitty evening here on getbig. ;D Who wants to volunteer to be the human toilet? :-*

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2010, 10:41:33 PM »
Seems to be a very shitty evening here on getbig. ;D Who wants to volunteer to be the human toilet? :-*

 You ever seen "2 girls 1 cup"? A big pile of shit just went flying out of that chick's ass within like 0.2 seconds.

 Then of course they ate it. Great video.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2010, 05:23:32 AM »
OK, but you do realize that for the most part all that shit is what your body didn't need or couldn't use. Beans are high in fiber. Essentially, you cannot digest fiber which is why it helps you shit more. Maybe you should try low volume, high quality dog food (I am serious) because it sure cuts down on how much they shit. It is very high in protein. Our dogs eat lamb and sweet potato, limited ingredients from Van Patten http://www.naturalbalanceinc.com/dogformulas/home.html, it is great quality. You can get dried food as well as canned. I have no idea what it tastes like though.

the fiber can expell inmportant minerals, it is why its important to eat more of them like a good mineral tonic is blackstrap molasses

the fiber also pulls out tiny fragments of cholesterol and keeps blood sugars stable
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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2010, 06:31:49 AM »
"Being healthy" is for fags.

 Real men go down in flames.

lol
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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2010, 06:32:49 AM »
1 - 5 times a day.
I'm an aggressive wiper so sometimes the soreness is strong.
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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2010, 11:46:35 PM »
in the morning i consume alot of whole wheat cereal and maybe some pumpkin pie and or oats and a grapefruit

during the day i consume mixture of beans probably about 30 ounces of beans along with corn bread or with plain whole cereal grains dipped in olive oil and another grapefruit later on

at night ill have the same food as during the day

i feel great but i take many massive dumps but they come out very easily and do not stress me as a concrete shit from eating meat, i feel sorry for those who still torture themselves with constipation, this can lead to violence and name calling  :D

does anyone like to masturbate while taking said shit?  quite intense.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2010, 12:04:59 AM »
Unfortunately Falcon is back in timeout we'll miss his human experimentation.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2010, 11:38:12 AM »
1 - 5 times a day.
I'm an aggressive wiper so sometimes the soreness is strong.

Try moist wipes. They work better than toilet paper; you use less paper and wipe less. The result is a cleaner asshole and no soreness.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2010, 11:45:57 AM »
Try moist wipes. They work better than toilet paper; you use less paper and wipe less. The result is a cleaner asshole and no soreness.

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Oh brother....

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2010, 11:20:24 AM »
You're still alive?

Oh brother....


LOL  .. it's always odd ... the threads in which he shows up

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2010, 12:24:49 AM »
You're still alive?

Oh brother....

Amazing isn't it? You should be so lucky to live as long as I have.

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2010, 12:28:07 AM »

LOL  .. it's always odd ... the threads in which he shows up

Fancy meeting you here. Do we have the same interests? It would seem so since you posted here too. Maybe it is because your shit stinks just like everyone else's does. ;D

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Re: i shit 3 times in the morning and 2 in the evening
« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2010, 08:14:51 AM »
Fancy meeting you here. Do we have the same interests? It would seem so since you posted here too. Maybe it is because your shit stinks just like everyone else's does. ;D

Hi Matt's butt buddy  :D


same interests ?


Thinking of big hunks of men as being HOT is the only thing we have in common ... I won't dignify your other comment with a response



you really need to get over yourself ... at your age it's quite moronic to stoop to the level of shit talking .... please extend your comedy efforts to BBPro and maybe you can build up that community to attract more than just gay men seeking nekkid pix of musclebears


Merry Christmas you dirty old geezer  :)