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would she hit you
« on: December 06, 2010, 02:31:31 PM »
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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2010, 02:35:23 PM »
If I promised to pick up the next installment of her cosmetics bill...

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2010, 02:36:59 PM »
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yes, with enough alcohol, I'll look like a bald Brad Pitt with a tan...

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2010, 02:39:25 PM »
TEAM LAURA LEE!

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2010, 02:40:30 PM »

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2010, 02:43:59 PM »
im feeling generous today

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2010, 02:44:42 PM »
yes, with enough alcohol, I'll look like a bald Brad Pitt with a tan...

Me too... Brad Pitt with bigger muscles.

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2010, 02:45:06 PM »


That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read...  :o
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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 02:46:05 PM »
Head over to her table and talk to everyone except her.

Schmooze all her friends and chat up a storm. She'll be intrigued.

"why is the mystery man not paying ME any attention"

It's a stroll to the finish line from their. Putty in your hands

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2010, 02:46:40 PM »
That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read...  :o

good shit right brother?
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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2010, 02:49:38 PM »
good shit right brother?

I'll come back and re-read it after eating some beans and grape fruit, this meat in my system must be clouding my sense of right and wrong...
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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2010, 03:19:05 PM »
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nice

reminds me fo girl im banging right now

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2010, 03:27:21 PM »
nice

reminds me fo girl im banging right now

No Worries 4 me

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2010, 04:07:15 PM »
yes, with enough alcohol, I'll look like a bald Brad Pitt with a tan...


Some girl came up to me the other day and said I look like Tom Brady. In my head, I was thinking really, that's a first, you must be smoking crack. I am much better looking than him ;D Didn't help the girl looked 17 and still in high school lol

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Re: would she hit you
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2010, 04:38:23 PM »
im feeling generous today


Holy shit, quoting 'Sling Blade' now...

You're my fucking hero!!!
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Hit in order...
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2010, 04:59:03 PM »
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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2010, 05:00:34 PM »
Chilling.

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2010, 05:06:42 PM »
 So what's the catch? They trannies or what?

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2010, 05:07:04 PM »
hmmmm.....not really "paper bag" worthy but they are still attractive enough



operative word being "enough"


I could give or take either or


btw, to make it perfectly clear, I would have sex with either of those two

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2010, 05:08:24 PM »
yea im not too impressed... the one on the left def likes black guys... but id rather bang the girl on the right.

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2010, 05:09:40 PM »
it's like, do their stylists know about bangs.....HELLO!!!!!!!

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2010, 05:10:51 PM »
yea im not too impressed... the one on the left def likes black guys... but id rather bang the girl on the right.

Agreed

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2010, 05:12:11 PM »
Their faces look completely synthetic.

Creepy.

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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2010, 05:13:33 PM »
it's like, do their stylists know about bangs.....HELLO!!!!!!!


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Re: Hit in order...
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2010, 05:13:57 PM »
 I don't see what the big deal is. They look fairly normal to me. A little too much makeup maybe but nothing too major.