hahaha so I'm at Walmart the other day buying buffalo wings, deep dish pizza, and cookie crisp when I look over and see a skinny fat 187 lb "man" wearing a purple t shirt hugging his 14 inch arms, jean shorts, braided belt and crocs. This geek is bent over with the look of fury of a thousand gods with phrases such as "no pain" and "lightweight" running through his mind. He bends at the knees, exhales, and drops in the hole. He grabs an epic 20 lb bag of fresh step and proceeds to go some half rep bent over rows. I walk over and ask him if he needs some help and he replies, "I got it bro", as he halfway gets it in the carriage. I give the bag a little push, careful to static hold my triceps so his sweet little Chiquita knows what she's missing. She was giving me the eye, trying to raise her painted on eyebrows. I then say, "hey man that was good form, you workout?" and he tells me he does p90x "a few days a week" and I say "My lord!!!!! so that's how you got so big!!! Think I can borrow that DVD sometime?" gayer than owning a calico.
