As much as I would like to have a midget posse, I wouldn't hit it.
Chaos only hits men with hairy chests and handlebar mustaches. He's all about that hairy cornhole penetration.
Not true, I make your cousin shave your mothers butthole.
When you rim your Dad's hairy asshole you seen to enjoy it just fine. Ass hair on a man is no problem for an alphamale like you.
Real mean don't shave their buttholes, BaldAssBrownEye.
Well that's good because I don't shave my ass either. Tried it once, my whole ass was covered with pimples and ingrown hairs. Your wife still tossed my salad though and ate my shart.
How big the pussy... i need to get the whole shaft in.
hit ?
She looks like she would suck in bed....no pun intended...