Would you hit it?

[HockeyFightFan]

Left or right?

Neither....fucking disgusting.

Might consider pissing in their mouths from a medium distance.

[johnnynoname]

I don't think it would be possible given my "equipment".....and i'm hung well

If i ever wanted to impregnate a girl with those dimensions, I would have to jerk off onto my knuckles and knock her up with my fist

[Parker]

Left or right?

Right then left...I'm a trooper, I'll go in like Patton, come out like Sherman...

[StickStickly]

I don't think it would be possible given my "equipment".....and i'm hung well

If i ever wanted to impregnate a girl with those dimensions, I would have to jerk off onto my knuckles and knock her up with my fist

Impregnation by an uppercunt

[dr.chimps]

Impregnation by an uppercunt

You're out on your feet, bro. Standing 8 for you.

[caseyviator]

this also factor in the following

1) Black Men (actually, most men) have a predisposition towards women that, somewhat, look like their mother's.  Now, i get a feeling that a good majority of Black men mothers' are "generously" proportioned
2) Genetics explains it all.  Black men have big penises because in order for them to procreate that they have to get through alot of thigh meat before they hit promise land/vagina.  

about fell of my chair lmao on number 2 hilarious salvatore freakin hilarious!!!!

[Wiggs]

Opinions on porn star "Pinky"....

Slam it or sling it

Fuck yes on Pinky....I've jerked to her so many times, I could have repopulated the earth 10 x over.