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[HTexan]

ahahahahahaha ooooooh fuck they must have been very intimidated to see all 225 pounds of your waddling mass charge at them dripping big mac sauce off your chin from the 3 combos you ate on the way home from KFC.

You're calling Alex fat and you're weight what? 400 lbs?

[The_Punisher]

lol...the white athlete is always left behind in the marathon

[Option D]

ahahahahahaha ooooooh fuck they must have been very intimidated to see all 225 pounds of your waddling mass charge at them dripping big mac sauce off your chin from the 3 combos you ate on the way home from KFC.

Really Keith?..like really.. Out of all the jokes you could have went with.. All the Possible angles...you go with the Fat route? Dude rethink that..Try again

[CalvinH]

Yeah, that's it - turn around and show me those ripped glutes, you ebony balls of feather

 

[ManBearPig...]

LOLOLOL!!!! right... as pointless as a beachball.. 

2 years ago two 145lb toothless wifebeater wearing "beasts" parked a couple of spots down, I'm loading bags in the truck.. I hear "neegar luver" in high pitch tone.... i was pretty jacked up at the time so my "fuck it" little voice chimed in pretty quick; wife was still in the store..they must've seen us together... so I start revving up the blood flow and walk toward the beat up s-10 ... about 15 feet away from "deliverance" and his boyfriend, they start screaming "he's coming, he's coming holy fuck he's big... go fast, go fast" ... and just pull the fuck out.... 

Failed @ racism.

lulz. 
i think the only thing gayer than blatant racists is people blatantly in denial about being racist.  my hippie english major roomate from college and i were driving a few years back and these two colored fellas almost hit us.  as i had a couple beers in me, i speed up to them and yell "hey tupac, watch where the fuck you're going!"  of course , they give me the "hard" look.  i yell if they wanna go.  my roommate goes "dude, stop yelling at them, we'll get fucking shot!"  i yelled at him "don't say that you fucking racist!".  the black dudes just drove off.  i tell myself it's because i'm a hardass, but more likely they had better stuff to do than kick the shit out of us two.

anyways, the rest of the drive was spent debating (drunken yelling) at each other on who's a bigger racist.

[Alex23]

lulz. 
i think the only thing gayer than blatant racists is people blatantly in denial about being racist.  my hippie english major roomate from college and i were driving a few years back and these two colored fellas almost hit us.  as i had a couple beers in me, i speed up to them and yell "hey tupac, watch where the fuck you're going!"  of course , they give me the "hard" look.  i yell if they wanna go.  my roommate goes "dude, stop yelling at them, we'll get fucking shot!"  i yelled at him "don't say that you fucking racist!".  the black dudes just drove off.  i tell myself it's because i'm a hardass, but more likely they had better stuff to do than kick the shit out of us two.

anyways, the rest of the drive was spent debating (drunken yelling) at each other on who's a bigger racist.

LOL!!!!!!!  good story..when it comes to racism, the devil's is in the details

[no one]

Really Keith?..like really.. Out of all the jokes you could have went with.. All the Possible angles...you go with the Fat route? Dude rethink that..Try again

what the fuck are you babbling about?

[w8m8]

what the fuck are you babbling about?

I think you're being mistaken for no worries 

[no one]

I think you're being mistaken for no worries 

huh.

dunno how that would happen- i've never say beside jonesy from police academy at a charity function.

[Option D]

huh.

dunno how that would happen- i've never say beside jonesy from police academy at a charity function.

My Bad... i made a mistake.. my bad again.. i was wrong

[Fatpanda]

huh.

dunno how that would happen- i've never say beside jonesy from police academy at a charity function.

no i have no idea how a frog could ever be mistaken for a man.

[Parker]

no. Never been with a black chick.  Got a couple black friends tho. (no homo)

fucked up story, my black friend and I went to the convenience store for a beer run a few months back. Two rednecks wearing camo gear drove by us and yelled, "guy" at my friend. The two pussies speed off.  I'm like WTF? I know to see two big guys with a case of beer. But, why say something and not be man enough to back it up? Or hell, even say it to someone's face?  

As I said, it is funny watchig the confederate flag wear, camo'd up dude in the porn store looking and buying Blackzilla and Her First Black Cock, and then getting into his truck that has the confederate flag in the back window, along with a gun rack, with a "fuck you queers and liberals", bumper sticker, as well as one that reads "God loves the South"...


As far as that pic.. "I saw what did to Flex, you are not getting away with it here...Duck-Ninjas!"

[Andy Griffin]

Is this everybody?  I'm definitely going to win the science fair this year.

[HTexan]

My Bad... i made a mistake.. my bad again.. i was wrong

lol i did the same thing.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Yeah, that's it - turn around and show me those ripped glutes, you ebony balls of feather

bah-hahahahahahha

[doison]

Yeah, that's it - turn around and show me those ripped glutes, you ebony balls of feather

[The Abdominal Snoman]

These are called calve raises bitcha's