The thought of your morbidly obese ass sitting online, eating 24/7, with borderline stalker gay obsession with Goodrum, searching after porn is disturbing to say the least.
Every porno or hot chick you post is forever tainted with a smell of smegma and mayo.
you know he has just a big awful tub of Vaseline or hand lotion sitting right next to his computer so he doesnt have to trouble himself with movement
and picture how an old dirty jar of Vaseline looks with pubes and dirt and pieces of tissue stuck to the jar like (the one Buck hands that trucker in kill bill when they are raping her in the coma)
big box of tissues, serving the duel role of cleaning up semen, then; after that singular moment of pleasure passes...........it back to tears