IMAGINE If getbiggers POSTED on this SITE ROFL!!!!

[StickStickly]

http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/
GENTLEMAN!!! I HAVE UNLEASHED THE DEMONS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

embarrasing problem after intercourse (17 posts)

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 audrey said 3 days, 1 hour ago:
after and sometimes during sex i let out a bunch of air out of my vagina. i’ve been with my husband so long that it isn’t to embarrassing anymore but why do i do it. does anyone else have this problem and what kind of positions are you in when it happens. normally during doggy style it happen and it sounds like a fart but its from the wrong place.

[StickStickly]

kaysha said 44 minutes ago:
i have been with my boyfriend for 4 years now, we have been having sex for 2yrs now. i try to hide vagina, but he keeps bugging me to spread my legs and show him, i dnt want him to see it because my labia is very long and ugly to me..help what can i do

[Parker]

http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/
GENTLEMAN!!! I HAVE UNLEASHED THE DEMONS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

That first post--a quife is funny actually...she should tell her man to stop forcing air into her vag...simple

But a chick quiffing is funny...

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Good find. I bet that site even brings out a lot of female trolls.

[StickStickly]

Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?

wishingonastar78 said 5 days, 2 hours ago:
So I dated my last boyfriend (who was emotionally and physically abusive) on and off for 12 years. Right before I turned 30, I realized I loved myself far more than I loved him and walked out… never turned back.

After that I didn’t have sex for over 2 years. I lacked confidence, didn’t want to get hurt, was just diagnosed with an autoimmune disease etc..

Well, as of this May, I have been like a sex machine! 6 hour sex sessions with a hot HOT guy from a bar, all night sex marathons with my a friend of a friend. At first I felt a little slutty.. I have never had sex with someone who I wasn’t dating. But now I feel empowered, confident, honestly better than I have in years. I know, weird. So my “NUMBER” has gone from 2 to 7 in 6 months. But I finally know what I like (and don’t like) and that my ex was wrong when he said “no one will ever love you besides me”. I love me, and that is what matters..

[Brixtonbulldog]

Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?

roger.  we are 'go' for launch.. begin ignition sequence

[Parker]

Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?

6 hour sex session,hahahaha...I bet you that chick is high on Haagen Daz, and she has 6 hour ice cream sessions. SHe does know of this thing called Priapism...

Sticky, make an account....pu these delusional chicks in their places...

[StickStickly]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

obeselyme said 1 second ago:
I haven’t had sex in over 20 years and i think it is because of a weight issue i am experience. It all started when i was bit by a black widow spider and was bed ridden for a few months. I almost lost my leg from the bite and every time i tried to exercise my leg would get swollen and i would have to take more time off. Over time i began to get heavier and heavier. I couldn’t figure out why. I was eating nothing but chicken breast and rice everyday. Now i am 500 lbs and have been relegated to a computer chair looking at porn all day and posting on forums. I once sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy at a charity ball. Please help me. I don’t know what i can do to get fit.

[buselmo]

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 audrey said 3 days, 1 hour ago:
after and sometimes during sex i let out a bunch of air out of my vagina. i’ve been with my husband so long that it isn’t to embarrassing anymore but why do i do it. does anyone else have this problem and what kind of positions are you in when it happens. normally during doggy style it happen and it sounds like a fart but its from the wrong place.
 

THAAAAAAAR SHE BLOWSSSSS!!!!

[Army of One]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

HAHAHAHA. it even got a serious reply   Keith, looks like you found a new love interest online, though ironically the fact she hasnt had sex in 10 years may mean she has spiders living up there now


scarlette said 5 minutes ago:

I found some great websties that will help.
The firsl link is an awesome article.
The next three links are weight-loss forums.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/10-tips-losing-100-pounds-or-more

http://forums.ivillage.com/t5/100-Pounds-or-More-To-Go/ct-p/iv-fb100plus

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=128

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Morbidly-Obese/6182

I haven’t had sex in 10 years (not because of weight, for other reasons)- it just sucks. There’s no other way to put it.
Good luck, I hope the links help!

[Wiggs]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

lmao!

[kiwiol]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

lol. Poor Onlymen.

[Ares]

So I dated my last boyfriend (who was emotionally and physically abusive) on and off for 12 years. Right before I turned 30, I realized I loved myself far more than I loved him and walked out… never turned back.

Someone needs to put this one back in her place. Im tempted to make an account gentleman. What say you?

Stickly, I'm sure rejection is hard to deal with.. buck up son, you'll find a new love again soon.

[JasonH]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

ROFL!

[bigkid]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

hahahhahaha oh man

[Tapeworm]

As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.

Do it.

[_bruce_]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

 

[kiwiol]

Obeselyme and "got bit by a Black widow spider" is hilarious, lmao!

[jaejonna]

PM me details of a 'getbig' attack on these tiny-tit sites.... I await your orders.

[Captain Equipoise]

South Park had an awesome episode on queef'ing

[Overload]

I have been married for almost 5 yrs and my husband has been bringing up anal sex for about a yr now. It scares me to death. He is 11 inches and I have hemorrhoids. I did buy some numbing cream but keep putting it off.
I have talked to a few friends and they tell me to get drunk before I do it and make sure I have nothing to do the next day. But I have a 2 yr old and no babysitter and work full time.
I want to be able to make him happy and kind of just shut him up about it.

Nice.

[240 is Back]

" have been married for almost 5 yrs and my husband has been bringing up anal sex for about a yr now. It scares me to death. He is 11 inches and I have hemorrhoids. I did buy some numbing cream but keep putting it off.
I have talked to a few friends and they tell me to get drunk before I do it and make sure I have nothing to do the next day. But I have a 2 yr old and no babysitter and work full time.
I want to be able to make him happy and kind of just shut him up about it."


BWA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[che]

This poster looks quite familiar  
http://www.secretsocietyofwomen.com/secrets/sex/forum/topic/havent-had-sex-in-20-years/

hahaaha 

[George Whorewell]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---- Funniest thread on getbig in a while

[JasonH]

HAHAHAHA. it even got a serious reply   Keith, looks like you found a new love interest online, though ironically the fact she hasnt had sex in 10 years may mean she has spiders living up there now


scarlette said 5 minutes ago:

I found some great websties that will help.
The firsl link is an awesome article.
The next three links are weight-loss forums.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/10-tips-losing-100-pounds-or-more

http://forums.ivillage.com/t5/100-Pounds-or-More-To-Go/ct-p/iv-fb100plus

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=128

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Morbidly-Obese/6182

I haven’t had sex in 10 years (not because of weight, for other reasons)- it just sucks. There’s no other way to put it.
Good luck, I hope the links help!

Haha - something for Keith to check out while he's in timeout.