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Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« on: December 17, 2010, 10:56:28 AM »
Last yr I was doing deep , full leg presses on a Cybex squat leg press.
I was eating a lot of egg whites at the time and was pretty gassy.
On the last couple reps of a set, I really had to let one rip.

The funny thing was these two older woman were nearby and were horrified. :-\

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 11:01:23 AM »
idiot

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 11:04:39 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 11:08:27 AM »

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 11:09:58 AM »
Wish I had been there, I just love the smell of your farts Howard.

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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2010, 11:10:55 AM »
idiot

I may be an idiot but can YOu answer this question:

Is he who smelt it, the one who dealt it>?

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 11:12:13 AM »
Wish I had been there, I just love the smell of your farts Howard.
Thanks and for that support I will send you some tighty whiteys with fresh skid marks sealed in zip lock bag.

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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 12:23:55 PM »
i remember letting a really rotten one fly in the squat rack and vacating that spot and then a young gym employee (in a stone cold steve austin shirt) walked right into it.  the look of absolute agony on his face coupled with his loud "HOLY FUCK!!!" made me beam with pride inside. 

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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 12:30:42 PM »
i remember letting a really rotten one fly in the squat rack and vacating that spot and then a young gym employee (in a stone cold steve austin shirt) walked right into it.  the look of absolute agony on his face coupled with his loud "HOLY FUCK!!!" made me beam with pride inside. 

you, sir, are what is known as a cropduster!

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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 12:42:21 PM »
i remember letting a really rotten one fly in the squat rack and vacating that spot and then a young gym employee (in a stone cold steve austin shirt) walked right into it.  the look of absolute agony on his face coupled with his loud "HOLY FUCK!!!" made me beam with pride inside. 

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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 12:49:05 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 02:14:57 PM »
This thread stinks.

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 03:37:40 PM »
I posted this once before, but it's deserving of this thread:

About 15 years ago I joined my first "hardcore" gym and I'll never forget one member in particular.  He wasn't a bodybuilder, but had an average (or novice) powerlifter physique.  He stood about 6'4" tall, weighed in the neighborhood of 275 lbs, never combed his hair and always smelled terrible.  He literally left a film of filth on whatever piece of equipment he used.  This guy never spoke to anyone, but he definitely made his presence known during every set of every exercise as this dude yelled and screamed at the top of his lungs during everything.  Ocassionally between sets he'd skulk around the gym and let out a "f**k YOU!!" or "ALRIGHT f**cker!".  He had the worst form I've ever seen and would contort and throw his body around in every direction when performing any and all exercises.  It was the entire weight stack on every machine, the heaviest db's and the heaviest barbells for everything imaginable....keep in mind he did sets of 1-2 reps using 1/16 to 1/2 range of motion for everything (it was 1/2 range at best on rare occassions).  He'd use 150lbs db's for multiple sets of 50 rep 2 inch curls at high speed.....virtually everything was done with a 2-inch range of motion with the worst form and the heaviest weights he could possible use.  My favorite moment was one particular back day in which he loaded a bar for deads (1/16 range reps mind you) with something like 700 lbs...it was absurd.  Although, what was more unreal was that prior to each "set" he would fart continuously for a solid 3-5 minutes.  Not quietly passing gas, but loud, bellowing farts and he would walk in circle grunting, farting and talking to himself attempting to pump up for each bizarre set.   Keep in mind that all of this occurred - everyday - while he wore a unwashed, sweat-stained, head-to-toe pink track suit.

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2010, 04:55:12 PM »
Someone shit in a wide neck Lucozade bottle in my gym and left it in the sauna.

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2010, 04:57:39 PM »
I know a guy that pulled his cock out and put it on his buddies head while the guy was doing barbell bench.

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2010, 05:07:32 PM »

When did Arsenio Hall start lifting weights?

Also, I remember this hot chick who was doing cardio let out a long one, I laughed so hard I almost fell off the treadmill...

And then she did another one when she was bending over with some 15 pound dumbells...must have been that huge salad...because they didn't stink...

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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2010, 05:50:19 PM »
It's weird that every time I have farted accidentally in the gym it was during light warm ups.

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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2010, 08:51:15 PM »
i farted on the leg press once. ;D
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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2010, 09:17:49 PM »
ANYBODY that squats has let them go while squatting. Same for deadlifting.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2010, 08:10:25 AM »
Someone shit in a wide neck Lucozade bottle in my gym and left it in the sauna.

how did you escape from there?!?
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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2010, 08:48:15 AM »
I posted this once before, but it's deserving of this thread:

About 15 years ago I joined my first "hardcore" gym and I'll never forget one member in particular.  He wasn't a bodybuilder, but had an average (or novice) powerlifter physique.  He stood about 6'4" tall, weighed in the neighborhood of 275 lbs, never combed his hair and always smelled terrible.  He literally left a film of filth on whatever piece of equipment he used.  This guy never spoke to anyone, but he definitely made his presence known during every set of every exercise as this dude yelled and screamed at the top of his lungs during everything.  Ocassionally between sets he'd skulk around the gym and let out a "f**k YOU!!" or "ALRIGHT f**cker!".  He had the worst form I've ever seen and would contort and throw his body around in every direction when performing any and all exercises.  It was the entire weight stack on every machine, the heaviest db's and the heaviest barbells for everything imaginable....keep in mind he did sets of 1-2 reps using 1/16 to 1/2 range of motion for everything (it was 1/2 range at best on rare occassions).  He'd use 150lbs db's for multiple sets of 50 rep 2 inch curls at high speed.....virtually everything was done with a 2-inch range of motion with the worst form and the heaviest weights he could possible use.  My favorite moment was one particular back day in which he loaded a bar for deads (1/16 range reps mind you) with something like 700 lbs...it was absurd.  Although, what was more unreal was that prior to each "set" he would fart continuously for a solid 3-5 minutes.  Not quietly passing gas, but loud, bellowing farts and he would walk in circle grunting, farting and talking to himself attempting to pump up for each bizarre set.   Keep in mind that all of this occurred - everyday - while he wore a unwashed, sweat-stained, head-to-toe pink track suit.
thats quite a character

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2010, 08:50:21 AM »
Elvis once told a fan.."I'm not The King...but I sing for Him." That is all anyone needs to know about Elvis.

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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2010, 08:56:07 AM »
This is why the "pro's" never perform full ROM's

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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2010, 09:01:13 AM »
One time I added an" s" and didn't drop the" Y" to add "ie' and accidentally let one rip.
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Re: Gym Farts! Any good storys?
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2010, 10:30:02 AM »
When did Arsenio Hall start lifting weights?




for a second i thought it was ruhl 'shopped to look black