listen princess, you are trying too hard.
the facts are - its xmas and you are bitter with hate.
i am sitting here drinking a southern comfort laughing at your hatred of me.
while you are sitting in your moms basement trying to hurt my feelings

face facts - you take boat loads of gear to look very pathetic.
your knowledge of nutrition and training could be written on the back of a postage stamp.
i mean really - don't you feel ashamed that you take so much gear and look so bad ?
ponder this over the festive period.