who's been to prison?

[big L dawg]

what should you expect besides anal sex

[SgtSpar]

I haven't been to prison, but I've been to jail.  Unless you are a soft little pussy, you won't be getting raped.

[chaos]

Your mom goes to prison.

[Firemuscle]

I haven't been to prison, but I've been to jail.  Unless you are a soft little pussy, you won't be getting raped.

 Jail is nothing compared to prison.

 I've been to jail too and it's not even that dangerous at all.

[Ursus]

You are pretty pathetic in 99% of cases if you have been to either IMO.

[jeremyj]

Prison is what you make it keep to yourself see nothing know nothing and get ready for Groundhog day everyday.

[Firemuscle]

You are pretty pathetic in 99% of cases if you have been to either IMO.

 Whatever dude.

 There are so many bullshit laws, anyone can slip up and get put in jail. The system is designed that way.

 If your big dumb ass got popped with your gear just one time you'd be put in jail too.

 I have been in jail in Mexico, the USA and Vietnam. All three times it was for petty stuff that didn't even go on my record and I was just let out real quick.

[Parker]

Whatever dude.

 There are so many bullshit laws, anyone can slip up and get put in jail. The system is designed that way.

 If your big dumb ass got popped with your gear just one time you'd be put in jail too.

 I have been in jail in Mexico, the USA and Vietnam. All three times it was for petty stuff that didn't even go on my record and I was just let out real quick.

You might want to check that out...all arrests go on record...FBI

[Firemuscle]

You might want to check that out...all arrests go on record...FBI

 Already checked out, not on my record. I wouldn't have the job I have now if it were on my record.

 I just spent a few hours in there and that was like 10 years ago.

[pellius]

Boredom. Zero privacy.

So I've heard.

[Parker]

Already checked out, not on my record. I wouldn't have the job I have now if it were on my record.

 I just spent a few hours in there and that was like 10 years ago.

good.

[Ursus]

Whatever dude.

 There are so many bullshit laws, anyone can slip up and get put in jail. The system is designed that way.

 If your big dumb ass got popped with your gear just one time you'd be put in jail too.

 I have been in jail in Mexico, the USA and Vietnam. All three times it was for petty stuff that didn't even go on my record and I was just let out real quick.

There are not 'So many' laws that catch people out. Most laws are simple. I also said 99% of the time as there will always be an exception.

Drug free and lifetime nattie, thanks for the compliment.

What were you in jail for then?

[Spike]

i've been in jail plenty of times - no prison, no convictinos but I still cant get an apartment on my own cause of my 'record' fckn assault charges

anyway I was in lockup in neuvo laredo mexico prob in 99 or 2000 and we got picled up by federalies cause we ran and my friend threw money at them so tey fckd with us and locked us up

now you cant call across to us, no one speaka engles, and they dont give a FCK

one guy was passed out in the middle of the floor, would wake up every 1/2 hour and either throw up blood or scream - at one point before dawn he was screamin so loud one chicano kickd the shit outta him

one guy kept freaki out and sayin shit in spanish and lookn around all crazy, he started to bite the bars and when he got frustrated he went to a corner, pulled his pants down took a shit in his hands and rubbd it in his hair screamin all this spanish shit -

no one would ever go down and cross with me cause we were in high school but this guy went we called buck mike cause he was so crazy -- after that guy took a siht in his hands I looked at buck mike and he was cryin

I knew we would get out but I was worried Id get tuberculosis or hep C - fckn federalies ahd their fun

[che]

I spent 3 month in a Mexican jail ( DF), about 20 dudes in a 20x20 cell ,no bathroom ,peeing  in a bottle ,they only allowed us to take 1 shit a day ,1 shower a week ,sleep on the floor .
                                                                                                                                                           PS: I didn't get rape  ,hope this helps

[mass 04]

i've been in jail plenty of times - no prison, no convictinos but I still cant get an apartment on my own cause of my 'record' fckn assault charges

anyway I was in lockup in neuvo laredo mexico prob in 99 or 2000 and we got picled up by federalies cause we ran and my friend threw money at them so tey fckd with us and locked us up

now you cant call across to us, no one speaka engles, and they dont give a FCK

one guy was passed out in the middle of the floor, would wake up every 1/2 hour and either throw up blood or scream - at one point before dawn he was screamin so loud one chicano kickd the shit outta him

one guy kept freaki out and sayin shit in spanish and lookn around all crazy, he started to bite the bars and when he got frustrated he went to a corner, pulled his pants down took a shit in his hands and rubbd it in his hair screamin all this spanish shit -

no one would ever go down and cross with me cause we were in high school but this guy went we called buck mike cause he was so crazy -- after that guy took a siht in his hands I looked at buck mike and he was cryin

I knew we would get out but I was worried Id get tuberculosis or hep C - fckn federalies ahd their fun

Sounds like a Tuesday night at the Mirage hotel.

[che]

 pulled his pants down took a shit in his hands and rubbd it in his hair screamin all this spanish shit -

Hahaa

[Spike]

Sounds like a Tuesday night at the Mirage hotel.

bob chic in the corner screamin tuckin his asshole back in from prolapse - cause this time..........he got the shaft

tommy p pickin up the duct tape off the floor that was laid down to create - 'the line'

"bobby im not sleepin in here if it smells like protein shit after I get out the shower....im serious"

[George Whorewell]

Jail aint so bad. You can make margaritas in the turlet.

[chaos]

G Thang should come here and tell us all tales of his time spent in prisons south of America.

[johnnynoname]

Your mom goes to prison.

 

[Coach is Back!]

50 page thread before midnight.

[tommywishbone]

It's no big deal.

Behave yourself. Hang with the right people/race. If you gamble, pay your debts.

Just like in the real world, drugs lead to a whole lot of trouble.

Do not take shit from anyone for any reason. In the real world there's a time to fight and a time to walk away. In the joint you never walk away.

And as noted- it's boring and repetitive. Find a good daily routine and just stick to it.

Time flies. . . whether you're having fun or not.  

[che]

Time flies.

What     days are long as fuck in jail

[Ex Coelis]

prison wouldn't be so bad if people tried to get along

[Firemuscle]

Jails are shit holes

 US jails are a walk in the park really. Not really that dangerous and they are usually clean and you have personal space.

 US prisons are shitholes. Jails, not bad.

 In US jails all the rape, racial politics and other shit like that is not that important or intense.

 Some people don't know the difference between jail and prison.