why do Hot farts smell the Worst??

[JOHN MATRIX]

the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.

[lovemonkey]

The hotter ones that burn your ass are the absolute worst.

[magicuser]

the geothermal expansion ratio is larger is quiet farts since the detonation of fart force is constricted to expansion not expressed as noise, thus rising to a higher expansion metagas ratio into the smell receptor in mammals

[JOHN MATRIX]

the geothermal expansion ratio is larger is quiet farts since the detonation of fart force is constricted to expansion not expressed as noise, thus rising to a higher expansion metagas ratio into the smell receptor in mammals

LOL


when you gotta fart and it comes out loud Say on a wooden chair...its hilarious.

but when you fart and its comes out dead silent and burning hot...laughs are over you gotta move away quickly cause you know its gonna be horrible

[Parker]

LOL


when you gotta fart and it comes out loud Say on a wooden chair...its hilarious.

but when you fart and its comes out dead silent and burning hot...laughs are over you gotta move away quickly cause you know its gonna be horrible

That's why if you at work---like a corp. environment you keep the Hand Sanitizer readily at hand--preferably scented...you fart and it stinks, squirt some out and wave it around, but wipe you hands around, so nobody notices...ifthat's not available mints help...

[wes]

Howardesque thread reported.

[Tito24]

mine are so fucking rotten that people dont even think these are farts.

[Meso_z]

the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.

I hate it when i fart and the smell sticks on the underwear. combine it with ball sweat and asscrack sweat straight from a workout.

[Formerly_Owner76]

Because the sneak by a log on their way out?

[Parker]

I hate it when i fart and the smell sticks on the underwear. combine it with ball sweat and asscrack sweat straight from a workout.

"Ha, ha, we're staying here for awhile...just hanging out---nice fabric you got here...fruit of the Looms?"

[Meso_z]

"Ha, ha, we're staying here for awhile...just hanging out---nice fabric you got here...fruit of the Looms?"

? 

[Meso_z]

mine are so fucking rotten that people dont even think these are farts.

haha come and smell the chair from my computer desk.  smells like shit.

[JOHN MATRIX]

it gets so bad they could be bottled and used as Zyklon B

[Tito24]

haha come and smell the chair from my computer desk.  smells like shit.

yes i always try to keep a new computer chair clean from ass smell but at the end i cant resist to destroy it.

[Meso_z]

yes i always try to keep a new computer chair clean from ass smell but at the end i cant resist to destroy it.

[robcguns]

I was replacing windows at this house one time with my buddy and had horrible gas non stop and the homeowner came home and i was up on the ladder and he asked me if i think his septic tank was leaking because his wife had called him complaining of a foul odor around the outside of the house,me and my buddy were laughing our asses off.

[FREAKgeek]

There's nothing like a good morning dutch oven to share with your girlfriend on christmas.

[The Italian Lifter]

There's nothing like a good morning dutch oven to share with your girlfriend on christmas.

what's a dutch oven?

[StickStickly]

the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.

The proper terminology is hot air balloon farts. This is because the gas is much less dense then helium and if you held it in it could build and eventually take you to the moon.

[disco_stu]

what's a dutch oven?

lol. you sir, are a candidate for a practical demonstration...only then will you understand the force of the dutch oven.

[StickStickly]

lol. you sir, are a candidate for a practical demonstration...only then will you understand the force of the dutch oven.

Gayer then giving a dutch over to a man under the covers, giggling, and then steadily moving into making out and having full on gay homo stink sex.

[The Italian Lifter]

lol. you sir, are a candidate for a practical demonstration...only then will you understand the force of the dutch oven.

i'm too old for your homosexual experiments boy

[el numero uno]

the hotter and quieter it is the more Rancid the smell...what is the Scientific explanation for this? oh and merry christmas.

Maybe more Sulfur it's released That explains the worst smell and maybe the "heat"

[kiwiol]

I hate it when i fart and the smell sticks on the underwear. combine it with ball sweat and asscrack sweat straight from a workout.

If you were Nasser, you could be making a fortune with that.

[Mr Nobody]

SBD = the worst (silent but deadly) like sitting in school you drop one of those out mofo's start looking around for who done it disrupts the whole class fun stuff if you can do this on a regular basis.