Swedish man arrested in potential steroid connection (again!)

[Alex23]

Bear with me... google translate sucks...

Västerhaninge, Sweden (AP)
Dec 23rd 2010

Jöran Törnros, 33 was having a peaceful dinner at a local bistro when a waitress of the establishment, Gunnvör, 22 noticed Törnros' forearms were somewhat vascular and shoulders slightly wider than normal. "I was scared, I didn't know what to do so I called the Police right away". An undercover agent was dispatched on site, patiently waited to apprehend Törnros. "It wasn't easy, it required a lot of patience" says agent NIKOLAUS who patiently waited for over an hour hidden under a bathroom stall. "When the stream of urine came out I caught exactly 20ml and ran to the station".

The sample later revealed metabolites indicating a testosterone level slightly higher than the average Swedish man which usually hovers around 175ng/ml. "Törnros was 300ng/ml, which by our judgment is off the chart." Although no illegal substances were detected, the authorities have incarcerated Törnros  and seized all assets until further investigation including blood tests can be provided.

http://www.thelocal.se/31072/20101226/

[StickStickly]

Bear with me... google translate sucks...

Västerhaninge, Sweden (AP)
Dec 23rd 2010

Jöran Törnros, 33 was having a peaceful dinner at a local bistro when a waitress of the establishment, Gunnvör, 22 noticed Törnros' forearms were somewhat vascular and shoulders slightly wider than normal. "I was scared, I didn't know what to do so I called the Polisen right away". An undercover agent was dispatched on site, patiently waited to apprehend Törnros. "It wasn't easy, it required a lot of patience" says agent NIKOLAUS who patiently waited for over an hour hidden under a bathroom stall. "When the stream of urine came out I caught exactly 20ml and ran to the station".

The sample later revealed metabolites indicating a testosterone level slightly higher than the average Swedish man which usually hovers around 175ng/ml. "Törnros was 300ng/ml, which by our judgment is off the chart." Although no illegal substances were detected, the authorities have incarcerated Törnros  and seized all assets until further investigation including blood tests can be provided.

http://www.thelocal.se/31072/20101226/

[StickStickly]

This reminds me of the girl that ratted on me at work for "letting deals walk away, and not doing my job" and then later asked me out on a date..... Stupid bitches. I will never understand them.

[Alex23]

This reminds me of the girl that ratted on me at work for "letting deals walk away, and not doing my job" and then later asked me out on a date..... Stupid bitches. I will never understand them.

How about the part where the undercover cop waited in a bathroom stall to catch his urine stream... fucked up shit... 

[Fatpanda]

How about the part where the undercover cop waited in a bathroom stall to catch his urine stream... fucked up shit... 

swedes like to do that stuff 

[StickStickly]

How about the part where the undercover cop waited in a bathroom stall to catch his urine stream... fucked up shit... 

Did he catch the streams wit hhis mouth? Either way it sounds a bit homo if you ask me.

[Nails]

GTFO hahahah a men having dinner at a restaurant.... waitress notices his large massive forearms and shoulders and calls cops on him?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH

[jwb]

My swedish friend tells me the cops there are on the sauce the same as everywhere else.

[Wiggs]

lmao @ the article.

[haider]

please tell me you just posted this from the onion?

[Alex23]

lmao @ the article.

Fuck, finally someone gets it....

[haider]

Fuck, finally someone gets it....

[Alex23]

maybe swede can chime in and clear shit out..

[devilsmile]

Bear with me... google translate sucks...

Västerhaninge, Sweden (AP)
Dec 23rd 2010

Jöran Törnros, 33 was having a peaceful dinner at a local bistro when a waitress of the establishment, Gunnvör, 22 noticed Törnros' forearms were somewhat vascular and shoulders slightly wider than normal. "I was scared, I didn't know what to do so I called the Polisen right away". An undercover agent was dispatched on site, patiently waited to apprehend Törnros. "It wasn't easy, it required a lot of patience" says agent NIKOLAUS who patiently waited for over an hour hidden under a bathroom stall. "When the stream of urine came out I caught exactly 20ml and ran to the station".

The sample later revealed metabolites indicating a testosterone level slightly higher than the average Swedish man which usually hovers around 175ng/ml. "Törnros was 300ng/ml, which by our judgment is off the chart." Although no illegal substances were detected, the authorities have incarcerated Törnros  and seized all assets until further investigation including blood tests can be provided.

http://www.thelocal.se/31072/20101226/

LOL WTF :D:D

that's like from some cheesy southpark episode.

[Alex23]

LOL WTF :D:D
that's like from some cheesy southpark episode.

truly fucked up shit... my daily load contains more than 175ng/ml of test.... Euro pussies  

[devilsmile]

truly fucked up shit... my daily load contains more than 175ng/ml of test.... Euro pussies  

I'm thinking I should go there with my own peak shape , I would add 1.5lbs of muscle till summer and a weeks holiday there and see what happends, low bodyfat give an illusion of a bigger man.

no wonder swede lives in a cave there.....  

[kiwiol]

How about the part where the undercover cop waited in a bathroom stall to catch his urine stream... fucked up shit... 

That's not Tom Prince engaging in a costumed schmoe session role play

[Alex23]

I'm thinking I should go there with my own peak shape , I would add 1.5lbs of muscle till summer and a weeks holiday there and see what happends, low bodyfat give an illusion of a bigger man.

Playing with fire devilchief... they'll snatch your right out of the plane and do a biopsy of your penoris...

[JoshL77]

 

[GWAR]

Playing with fire devilchief... they'll snatch your right out of the plane and do a biopsy of your penoris...

alex are you trying yo say that devilsmile has a "fused labia"

[bodyofsteel]

Alex23 just wants to be someones human toilet "urine sampler".

[Parker]

How about the part where the undercover cop waited in a bathroom stall to catch his urine stream... fucked up shit...  

That was Swede, depressed that Brock will fight no more, he seized the first opportunity to catch a stream of urine from a bigger man...after it was tested...he gets to keep it...I believe it's a old wive's tale, thar if you wash in the urine of a more muscular man, you will inherit his attributes...

[devilsmile]

alex are you trying yo say that devilsmile has a "fused labia"

just keep this gay talk and compareing other men with eachother out of my quality threads  , but I could understand why these jokes excite you "guys" so much and feel the need to quote them and really emphasize them.. I understand people...

[Meso_z]

Bear with me... google translate sucks...

Västerhaninge, Sweden (AP)
Dec 23rd 2010

Jöran Törnros, 33 was having a peaceful dinner at a local bistro when a waitress of the establishment, Gunnvör, 22 noticed Törnros' forearms were somewhat vascular and shoulders slightly wider than normal. "I was scared, I didn't know what to do so I called the Polisen right away". An undercover agent was dispatched on site, patiently waited to apprehend Törnros. "It wasn't easy, it required a lot of patience" says agent NIKOLAUS who patiently waited for over an hour hidden under a bathroom stall. "When the stream of urine came out I caught exactly 20ml and ran to the station".

The sample later revealed metabolites indicating a testosterone level slightly higher than the average Swedish man which usually hovers around 175ng/ml. "Törnros was 300ng/ml, which by our judgment is off the chart." Although no illegal substances were detected, the authorities have incarcerated Törnros  and seized all assets until further investigation including blood tests can be provided.

http://www.thelocal.se/31072/20101226/

I dont know what do do, cry or laugh,,,  fucked up!! 

[The Showstoppa]

haha, classic stuff Alex.....