Author Topic: How many of you have mustaches? (Read 14091 times)

The Italian Lifter · « **on:** December 28, 2010, 10:10:23 AM »

bwt, a dirty sanchez does not count

Wiggs · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:12:01 AM »

The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, middle eastern fellas, freddy mercury and newmom.

Parker · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:14:07 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 28, 2010, 10:12:01 AM

The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, and newmom.

I got the WEB Dubois special...my brother calls me "Frenchie" and goes "oh-uh-huh-huh" (that "French" sound)

Wiggs · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:15:26 AM »

Quote from: Parker on December 28, 2010, 10:14:07 AM

I got the WEB Dubois special...my brother calls me "Frenchie" and goes "oh-uh-huh-huh" (that "French" sound)

Do you have a Poirot mustache?

bradistani · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:17:59 AM »

full 'tache and beard. decided i'm not gonna shave until the spring at least, or maybe summer. my gf hates it though. i love it cos with my fully shaved head and size, i look ~~psycho~~ alpha as fuck.

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:20:42 AM »

my gfs hated them as well.

oh, btw to keep it bb-related: do you feel more "mentzeresque" with them?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:24:20 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 28, 2010, 10:12:01 AM

The only people that have mustaches, are cops, military, lumberjacks, truckers, rednecks, black fellas, and newmom.

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Parker · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:25:08 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on December 28, 2010, 10:15:26 AM

Do you have a Poirot mustache?

No, but I shape it up... I'm very peculiar about it...when I used to go to the barber, I would tell them to leave the mustache alone and just shape the chin strap and the "soul patch"

a few months ago, I grew everything out, and I looked like this, but with a bald head (same type of nose, with the "bump")

Purple Aki · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:25:39 AM »

I tried to grow a beard last year and when it turned out shit, as usual, I shaved everything off bar my mustache. My missus proceeded to tell me that my wispy blonde mustache made me look like a child molester.

To be fair, it did have a hint of the Jeffery Dahmer about it, so I stick to clean shaven now.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:26:24 AM »

Mustaches look stupid.

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:27:03 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on December 28, 2010, 10:25:39 AM

I tried to grow a beard last year and when it turned out shit, as usual, I shaved everything off bar my mustache. My missus proceeded to tell me that my wispy blonde mustache made me look like a child molester.

To be fair, it did have a hint of the Jeffery Dahmer about it, so I stick to clean shaven now.

that's some funny shit PA

dr.chimps · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:27:57 AM »

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:29:36 AM »

fcking musclebears are sickening

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:32:45 AM »

Joe Weider has one.

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:33:04 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on December 28, 2010, 10:26:24 AM

Mustaches look stupid.

only if someone already looks stupid

Firemuscle · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:33:23 AM »

Parker · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:35:08 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on December 28, 2010, 10:26:24 AM

Mustaches look stupid.

No, stupid mustaches look stupid. And that is a stupid mustache...he needs to take the sides off, it makes him look Redneckish..

Having a more stylish 'stache like this one

and if you are reallly from the Oakland, you would be familar with the group...

Wiggs · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:35:33 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on December 28, 2010, 10:33:23 AM

Dumb broad probably doesn't know Ron Jeremy is a Jew.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:37:38 AM »

A good quality 'tache should make you look either:

(A) Rakish

or

(B) Like you're about to take the Falkland Islands

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:40:14 AM »

Speaking of stupid mustaches. I saw a MJ/Hanes commercial over the holidays, and it looked like he was sporting a Hitler!? Was I seeing this wrongly?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:48:07 AM »

Jed Clampett had one found some Texas tea on his land (oil) became rich.

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:53:09 AM »

how 'bout this

bradistani · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:56:39 AM »

taches are great if you can carry the look off

look how goddamned alpha mervs facial hair makes him look. you think twice before fucking with him

now you're talking

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:00:57 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on December 28, 2010, 10:56:39 AM

taches are great if you can carry the look off

look how goddamned alpha mervs facial hair makes him look. you think twice before fucking with him

now you're talking

they can't drink milk, cause it make 'em look like "cum 'stache", they are constantly getting food particles stuck in their staches...aka 'stache crumbs, or crumb 'staches, and they have to brush their staches...and they lok like 70s porn stars or child molesters--which is why nobody effs with them.

SilverSpoon · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:07:10 AM »

Prior to getting married, I grew a fairly epic stache.
My now wife liked it for the novelty factor.
It was Magnum PI-ish, but I realized it wasn't for me when a client said, verbatim: "Jesus Christ, you look like a porn star."