Guess the race. Yup, Mormon.
Actually, only the 14-, 13-, and 12-year-olds got iPhone4s. The 7-year-old only got an iTouch and the 2 youngest have to wait until next year.
Insanity of the phone purchases aside, who the fuck is going to pay for the service? If you're a taxpayer, that's right, you are.
Santa brought my 7-year-old an iTouch last year, but she's an only child and her daddy is rich (according to Obama). And apps are helluva lot cheaper than Nintendo DSi games.