Author Topic: Whats your policy on fat chicks? (Read 27528 times)

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #125 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:28:26 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 17, 2011, 09:23:53 AM

so to cut a long story short your wife batters you

Reading comprehension:

My EX- wife battered me. I took steroids so I could take her.

bigmc · « **Reply #126 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:51:39 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 09:28:26 AM

Reading comprehension:

My EX- wife battered me. I took steroids so I could take her.

lol as good a reason as any

CalvinH · « **Reply #127 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:05:04 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 09:28:26 AM

Reading comprehension:

My EX- wife battered me. I took steroids so I could take her.

Haha

Xerxes · « **Reply #128 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:11:37 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 09:18:15 AM

Most guys are what, 150-175 lbs? I guess it makes sense they'd like tiny little girls.

True story:

When I met my ex-wife, I was ~165 lbs and she was around 125. At those weights, she could straddle me, pin me down and I couldn't get her off of me by wrestling or bucking. She coulda ground n pounded me if she wanted.

Over the next few years, I got up to ~215 and she dropped a few down to around 110. At those weights, I could pry her legs off me easily and toss her clear off the bed (if I wanted to). There was nothing she could do to stop me.

So obviously, the Twinks like skinny girls because they can actually handle them, and the bigger guys like a girl with meat on her that they can slap and hold on to.

bullshit man, my ex weighed almost the same as me at one point

I like a little meat on those thighs

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #129 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:12:54 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on March 17, 2011, 10:11:37 AM

bullshit man, my ex weighed almost the same as me at one point

I like a little meat on those thighs

It's impossible for a girl NOT to outweigh you though, right?

Xerxes · « **Reply #130 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:14:29 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 10:12:54 AM

It's impossible for a girl NOT to outweigh you though, right?

I'm 156lbs

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #131 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:14:35 AM »

I turned down this fatty last night......she has some bad fucking ACNE and it was just horrible. I would feel real ashamed if i would have fucked that.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #132 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:15:35 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on March 17, 2011, 10:14:29 AM

I'm 156lbs

Just messin' wit ya, twink.

Xerxes · « **Reply #133 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:17:34 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 10:15:35 AM

Just messin' wit ya, twink.

, lol this one time I was fooling around at a party with a chick standing at 6'2" , I'm 5'8, now that was some weird shit

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #134 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:18:47 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on March 17, 2011, 10:17:34 AM

, lol this one time I was fooling around at a party with a chick standing at 6'2" , I'm 5'8, now that was some weird shit

Those chickas are alright because it is like climbing them.

Hell, i am 6'2, but i wanna find one that is taller.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #135 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:19:41 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on March 17, 2011, 10:17:34 AM

, lol this one time I was fooling around at a party with a chick standing at 6'2" , I'm 5'8, now that was some weird shit

In high school I had a party at my parents house and started messing around with a girl 4 or 5" taller than me. She sat down on a windowsill and her butt shattered the window.

Xerxes · « **Reply #136 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:26:15 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 10:19:41 AM

In high school I had a party at my parents house and started messing around with a girl 4 or 5" taller than me. She sat down on a windowsill and her butt shattered the window.

lol

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 17, 2011, 10:18:47 AM

Those chickas are alright because it is like climbing them. Hell, i am 6'2, but i wanna find one that is taller.

Aint that the truth, I was literally climbing her, she was just too tall man XD, it would just be easier to sit on her lap bwahahaha

why the hell would you want an even taller chick??

makaveli25 · « **Reply #137 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:31:04 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 09:28:26 AM

Reading comprehension:

My EX- wife battered me. I took steroids so I could take her.

Quote of the year

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #138 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:35:13 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on March 17, 2011, 10:26:15 AM

lol
Aint that the truth, I was literally climbing her, she was just too tall man XD, it would just be easier to sit on her lap bwahahaha

why the hell would you want an even taller chick??

For the story.

I am takin Pics and Video too.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #139 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 17, 2011, 10:35:13 AM

For the story.

I am takin Pics and Video too.

I got a friend who will do anything for a story. He's great at a party!

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #140 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:46:21 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 17, 2011, 10:39:46 AM

I got a friend who will do anything for a story. He's great at a party!

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #141 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:01:02 AM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 17, 2011, 10:46:21 AM

He'll always do something retarded, and then kinda snort and laugh and say "but I wanted a storyyyyyyyyy!"

NordicNerd · « **Reply #142 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:03:59 AM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on December 29, 2010, 02:12:26 PM

how about like 230-250?

No way! That would really turn me off. At about 1.70 she better not be more than 140 pounds. If she got nice curves, I guess a bit more is ok...

NN

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #143 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:05:04 AM »

Quote from: NordicNerd on March 17, 2011, 11:03:59 AM

No way! That would really turn me off. At about 1.70 she better not be more than 140 pounds. If she got nice curves, I guess a bit more is ok...

NN

WTF is 1.7? Meters?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #144 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 17, 2011, 10:14:35 AM

I turned down this fatty last night......she has some bad fucking ACNE and it was just horrible. I would feel real ashamed if i would have fucked that.

You got to bag her man like put a brown paper bag over her head and pretend.

Tito24 · « **Reply #145 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:58:26 PM »

its not really the fucking part with fat chicks that is bothering me. its more the "i dont want to get seen with her" part of it that keeps me from doing it.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #146 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 17, 2011, 12:55:20 PM

You got to bag her man like put a brown paper bag over her head and pretend.

Man, the fucking Acne is so fuckin bad. $:-\$ $:-\$ She will do anything, i think.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #147 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:02:04 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 17, 2011, 12:58:44 PM

Man, the fucking Acne is so fuckin bad. $:-\$ $:-\$ She will do anything, i think.

Make her pay you..

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #148 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:03:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 17, 2011, 01:02:04 PM

Make her pay you..

Yea, she is fucked up though. She was talking last night about no rubber and she think's that da shot is still in her system. Fuck that.

Tito24 · « **Reply #149 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:04:08 PM »

post her pic or no fat chick for you