Not better than your prostitute GF...
Keep posting, schmoe
I know this wasn't directed at me, but let me just say that the photograph that accompanied the post quoted above was of one of, if not the most hideous "female" I've seen in quite some time.
So then, Bob...may I call you "Bob"? Have you got a sense of humor?

Surely you must. If not, simply recall the classic cartoon "Clutch Cargo" and if that doesn't make you smile, nothing will.
Oh lordy, that was a hideous "woman". That is not really someones "girl" friend, is it?