Author Topic: Scenes from Muscle Mansion (Read 36844 times)

slate · « **Reply #25 on:** December 30, 2010, 05:47:15 PM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on December 30, 2010, 09:39:57 AM

Sorry Tre, but no thread about Muscle Mansion would be complete without my epic film, "The Angry Schmoe at Muscle Mansion."

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/153721/

great fun and probably true. The fbber force is weak with teh Tre and fitness sluts are cheaper

el numero uno · « **Reply #26 on:** December 30, 2010, 05:51:20 PM »

The chick on the left...

Reeves · « **Reply #27 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:04:18 PM »

Scum. Is it okie dokie to call them scum, or is that verboten?

Jaime · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Reeves on December 30, 2010, 06:04:18 PM

Scum. Is it okie dokie to call them scum, or is that verboten?

Relax old timer.

Messed up shebeasts have been doing this kind of thing for money since the earth floaty floaty in space.

Reeves · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:12:30 PM »

Quote from: Jaime on December 30, 2010, 06:09:55 PM

Relax old timer.

Messed up shebeasts have been doing this kind of thing for money since the earth floaty floaty in space.

I know. I've been around about that long.

Some sick "men" out there.

Tre · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:19:16 PM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on December 30, 2010, 09:39:57 AM

Sorry Tre, but no thread about Muscle Mansion would be complete without my epic film, "The Angry Schmoe at Muscle Mansion."

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/153721/

An absolute classic!! I remember seeing it for the very first time on a plane at the time of the Arnold and laughing my ass off.

Tre · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:21:02 PM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on December 30, 2010, 04:06:15 PM

Here

Yes, that is my elliptical.

Quote from: Parker on December 30, 2010, 04:15:30 PM

Great, now the women are getting GH Guts...

While true in some cases, that's not the deal with Lynds, who is 100% natural.

Tre · « **Reply #32 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:47:24 PM »

This isn't mine, but I stumbled across it during my nightly cruise of the internet just now:

http://www.amysconquest.com/vote.html

I voted for 'Pleasure – Soft Muscle Love', but looks like 'Pain - Hard Muscle Fuck' is going to win the balloting there.

Tre · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:55:27 PM »

Holy shit!!

Parker · « **Reply #34 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:35:39 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 30, 2010, 06:21:02 PM

Yes, that is my elliptical.

While true in some cases, that's not the deal with Lynds, who is 100% natural.

100% naturally bullshitting...she's got some distesion there on par with some of the guys in the lightweights of the NPCs

BIG DUB · « **Reply #35 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:42:45 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on December 30, 2010, 05:51:20 PM

The chick on the left...

Horse Thighs..

99 Bananas · « **Reply #36 on:** December 31, 2010, 01:00:17 AM »

The one on the left kinda looks like Jay Leno. I'd hit the other two though for sure. But that GH gut or ''whatever is causing it'' gut is kinda gross. Other than that, it's all good. I hate to be so crititcal but she's starting to look like a dude, with that wide chest and all makin them small naturals look like pancakes.

Tre · « **Reply #37 on:** December 31, 2010, 02:02:53 AM »

Quote from: Parker on December 31, 2010, 12:35:39 AM

100% naturally bullshitting...she's got some distesion there on par with some of the guys in the lightweights of the NPCs

She stays here for weeks at a time, bro. If she was using, believe me, I'd know. She's just one of that small percentage of women with high natural test, which explains why she's such a sex fiend.

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #38 on:** December 31, 2010, 03:28:30 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 30, 2010, 05:37:39 AM

Live in Sac, but do a lot of work in Vegas, so I'm there quite often.

oh ok, im in stockton......i thought the muscle mansion was in sac........

we'll have to schmoe it up together one of these days.

theres a schmoe deep down inside of flexington.

Tre · « **Reply #39 on:** December 31, 2010, 09:33:37 AM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on December 31, 2010, 03:28:30 AM

oh ok, im in stockton......i thought the muscle mansion was in sac........

we'll have to schmoe it up together one of these days.

theres a schmoe deep down inside of flexington.

LOL @ schmoe deep down!

Come on up anytime, man. The 'mini' Muscle Mansion is my place and I'm just outside of Sac. That's where the topless Muscle Tease shots are from. It's basically a place built for musclechicks to walk around naked.

Natural Man · « **Reply #40 on:** December 31, 2010, 09:50:02 AM »

so all this female muscle thingy is all about homosexuals in denial wanting to have sex with a man but who prefer to have sex with an extremely muscular woman to ease their conscience?

dyslexic · « **Reply #41 on:** December 31, 2010, 09:56:53 AM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on December 30, 2010, 02:07:29 AM

Chick on the right looks hot.

Thats not Chick...

is it?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #42 on:** December 31, 2010, 10:02:22 AM »

Some are hot - if it makes em happy... more power to them.

Tre · « **Reply #43 on:** December 31, 2010, 01:31:24 PM »

Quote from: uberman on December 31, 2010, 09:50:02 AM

so all this female muscle thingy is all about homosexuals in denial wanting to have sex with a man but who prefer to have sex with an extremely muscular woman to ease their conscience?

Denial of what, exactly? Can't speak for any other fans, but I readily admit to being 7% gay, which is, of course, well below the American average of 15%.

You seem pretty average.

freespirit · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2010, 05:03:37 PM »

Quote from: uberman on December 31, 2010, 09:50:02 AM

so all this female muscle thingy is all about homosexuals in denial wanting to have sex with a man but who prefer to have sex with an extremely muscular woman to ease their conscience?

WTF

225for70 · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2010, 05:40:41 PM »

Quote from: Tre on December 31, 2010, 01:31:24 PM

Denial of what, exactly? Can't speak for any other fans, but I readily admit to being 7% gay, which is, of course, well below the American average of 15%.

You seem pretty average.

I thought you were 1/4 bi...My bad...

WillGrant · « **Reply #46 on:** January 01, 2011, 03:59:38 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 30, 2010, 01:58:05 AM

Yes, yes, I need lotion. We get that.

Nudes ?

WillGrant · « **Reply #47 on:** January 01, 2011, 04:00:24 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 30, 2010, 11:55:27 PM

Holy shit!!

ok , more nudes ?

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #48 on:** January 01, 2011, 05:11:51 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 31, 2010, 09:33:37 AM

LOL @ schmoe deep down!

Come on up anytime, man. The 'mini' Muscle Mansion is my place and I'm just outside of Sac. That's where the topless Muscle Tease shots are from. It's basically a place built for musclechicks to walk around naked.

I will come up there for sure.

Im always down for seeing some topless muscled up ~~sluts~~ ladies.

Tre · « **Reply #49 on:** January 01, 2011, 08:02:31 AM »

Quote from: Ron on December 30, 2010, 09:41:22 AM

Tre is the man, the official expert schmoe of the west. And loving what he is doing! Not a bad way to make a living, and enjoy! See you soon, Tre! Gotta write a story on you.

Thanks for the props, Ron, but you know I'm just a simple man - there's no story here! lol

Definitely living the sort of dream I never could've imagined, though. With the exception of all the bullshit bookkeeping requirements for the tax man, life is pretty damn awesome.

Happy New Year to you and the family, bro.