Monica Brants's 5th cover

[The General]

wow just rockin'

[dr.chimps]

Manlier than the longshoreman's local.

[johnnynoname]

Manlier than the longshoreman's local.

she looks nothing like Artie Lange

[spinnis]

 

[makaveli25]

Just imagine wakeing up to that face at 7 in the morning without her 5 layers of makeup. Im sure that would be a treat.

[Doug_Steele]

Just imagine wakeing up to that face at 7 in the morning without her 5 layers of makeup. Im sure that would be a treat.

I would still fuck the hell out of her. 

[The Italian Lifter]

that's a man

[Doug_Steele]

that's a man

Maybe Onemorerep is right. 

[Rod Majors]

I do not get what it is with this woman....i mean really?
at any given moment,  la fitness, studio city houses a bevy
of chicks that smoke this "goddess"...that being said i
of course would love to nail it.

[tommywishbone]

I like her little plaid pants. I would also like to smell her little plaid pants.

[Wiggs]

I'd be pissed if I woke up to that face every morning.
Her face is a good reason to sleep head to feet.

[che]

She looks like Jay Cutler

[dj181]

It's all about dat ass fellas Me thinks dat there are very few females who can hold a candle to dat ass of hers

[The General]

come on guys she still looks gr8 thought. 

[Doug_Steele]

She looks like Jay Cutler

It's only Gay if you want it to be.

[Jaime]

Why do they put these old washed up meth addict looking chicks like monica on covers? Are there not enough young attractive fitness slags about?

[makaveli25]

Saw a girl on the treadmill yesterday with tiny little pink spandex shorts and sports bra. Gorgeous blonde. Sexiest body I was hitting every piece of equipment where I new I could sit and stare. Way hotter than any of these abominations.

[Wiggs]

She has beady eyes.

[Doug_Steele]

She has beady eyes.

You would not hit it?

I am still looking for Melissa Dettwiller. 

[tom joad]

horror movie promo poster right there.

[tendonitis]

definitely not one of monica's better photos

[Wiggs]

You would not hit it?

I am still looking for Melissa Dettwiller. 

I'd rather have Dettwiller any day of the week over Monica as she looks now.
I'd hit drunk or high.

[Doug_Steele]

I'd rather have Dettwiller any day of the week over Monica as she looks now.
I'd hit drunk or high.

I wonder if Monica would let me wrestle her with her winning? 

[che]

I wonder if Monica would let me wrestle her with her wiener ? 

    outed.

[Doug_Steele]

  outed.