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suckmymuscle

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Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« on: January 02, 2011, 02:29:39 PM »
  "Getting fucked is like receiving a deep tissue massage, only that it's inside your asshole."

  - Tbombz

  "Sucking dick is like munching on a salty banana."

  - Lundgrenisgod

  So which is the gayest? I vote for Lundgrenisgod's. As gay as Tbombz's quote is, the salty banana thing definitely wins.

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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2011, 02:32:00 PM »
Don't forget BlacjFagredsar's comment, "americans are so uptight about homosexuality..I've been with men but I'm not gay"
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 02:32:26 PM »
No mine is gayer, sucking dick is nothing like munching on a salty banana.
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 02:33:26 PM »
whats up with all this gay shit being posted on getbig lately
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 02:34:41 PM »
LOL @ this thread. ;D
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 02:38:38 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 02, 2011, 02:29:39 PM
 "Getting fucked is like receiving a deep tissue massage, only that it's inside your asshole."

  - Tbombz

  "Sucking dick is like munching on a salty banana."

  - Lundgrenisgod

  So which is the gayest? I vote for Lundgrenisgod's. As gay as Tbombz's quote is, the salty banana thing definitely wins.

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Gayer than searching peoples posts to find the gayest quote  :D
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2011, 03:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on January 02, 2011, 02:33:26 PM
whats up with all this gay shit being posted on getbig lately

the gaylords have been running free lately, left completely unchecked.
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 03:31:49 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 02, 2011, 03:08:11 PM
the gaylords have been running free lately, left completely unchecked.

I agree....I'm not liking it...I'm not against them being gay but true gayness is being injected in every thread...I aint feelin' it son.
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 03:33:07 PM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on January 02, 2011, 02:32:00 PM
Don't forget BlacjFagredsar's comment, "americans are so uptight about homosexuality..I've been with men but I'm not gay"

 I never typed that shit.
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2011, 03:41:19 PM »
30-45% of the population is easily gay. You are just seeing centuries of  built up sexual frustration fellas. Things only get worse from here.
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2011, 03:58:07 PM »
Why is everyone so " Gay Obsessed"?
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2011, 03:59:22 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on January 02, 2011, 03:58:07 PM
Why is everyone so " Gay Obsessed"?

 Because we are into sucking rock hard cock.
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Re: Two Gayest Getbig Quotes.
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 04:16:15 PM »
I'd say this qualifies  ;D

Quote from: suckmymuscle on October 05, 2010, 09:56:34 PM
  Oh man, when I was a teen the kids at my school had this game where we would jack off to porn and see who couuld squirt the furthest.

  We would draw a line on the ground and stand beneath it and see who couuld shoot the furthest. My record was about 30''. Have any of you guys did better than this? Here are some tips to help you shoot further:

  How To Increase Ejaculatory Strength

  Tie a string around your dick and hold some weights on it. Then, try moving your dick up and down. Increase the speed. Repeat this several times. Now, do it but hold the contraction at the top like you would in a bodybuilding exercise. Now, do this again with increased weights and repeat cycle.

  Now, train the muscles in your groin area. Squeeze your asshole like you're suffering from diarrhea and you are in a public place and can't take the shit there. Increase the speed. Now, try to squeeze as hard as you can and hold it. Repeat. You should repeat the cycle over and over varying speed and strength of contraction. If you do this, you will evantually squirt furhter which is always impressive to the female when doing money shots. :)

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