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Funniest name you've ever heard...
« on: January 05, 2011, 12:05:36 PM »
Was watching discovery channel and this name just made me laugh out loud: Skeeter

who in their right mind names their kid skeeter ?!!?

it was on some rodeo special...lol, figures

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 12:06:24 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 12:07:25 PM »
Was watching discovery channel and this name just made me laugh out loud: Skeeter

who in their right mind names their kid skeeter ?!!?

it was on some rodeo special...lol, figures



Worked for a guy once who's name was Richard, but was called Dick.  One day a lady who's house we were working on asked him...."Hey, do you have a pencil, Dick?"  Her son just busted out.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 12:08:57 PM »

Worked for a guy once who's name was Richard, but was called Dick.  One day a lady who's house we were working on asked him...."Hey, do you have a pencil, Dick?"  Her son just busted out.

Hahahaha... killer, lol

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 12:11:38 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 12:12:40 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 12:12:44 PM »
My cousin was in jail with a guy named Shadrack Bumstead!! 

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 12:13:44 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 12:14:14 PM »
Ballsack teabag hard





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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 12:15:35 PM »
I swear to God I went to high school with a guy named Gordon Flash.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 12:16:36 PM »
I swear to God I went to high school with a guy named Gordon Flash.

I had a neighbor when I was little named Dorkus.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 12:17:23 PM »
Dick Trickle of NASCAR fame.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 12:17:52 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 12:18:59 PM »
i went to school with these 3 brothers (black) in high school.. no lie their names were


Huey, Dewey, and Louie their parents were big fans of Duck-tails  :-\

Huey unfortunately got shot gun blasted and died after a football game in the back of the stands while throwing up his blood gang signs

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 12:19:54 PM »
Guy I use to work with was named "Dick Swallow" always made ya laugh when you would here Dick Swallow over the PA system.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 12:23:07 PM »
There was a guy at my school called Nygen Nygen...

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 12:24:21 PM »
George Foreman named all his son's George :-\

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 12:27:47 PM »
Went to school with a guy named Peter Eder.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2011, 12:27:52 PM »

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2011, 12:28:50 PM »
there is a black dude who works with me name "Foluke"......


....that's a funny name....I make fun of his name by calling him "guy"

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2011, 12:29:45 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2011, 12:32:50 PM »
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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2011, 12:33:26 PM »



Kind of reminds me of the name Spider-Mann that I used to see regularly when I was temping at a hospital a few years ago.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2011, 12:34:20 PM »
Inita Cox, so where I worked they would get on the PA system and announce "Inita Cox" which meant she needed to call the front desk. Very laughable on a daily basis.

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Re: Funniest name you've ever heard...
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2011, 12:35:36 PM »
Alfred Hugecock

Similar to Tony Hancock (toe, knee, hand, cock).