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Question for Johnny Falcon
« on: January 05, 2011, 04:22:49 PM »
Just curious Falcon, How's come it took you so long to get lean a few years back? And how's come you didn't even get ripped at that time? FYI, if you are sitting at 15% bodyfat right now, then you can hit 8% within 3 weeks. So why did it take you so damn long? And why did you fail in your quest for a ripped status?
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 12:16:16 AM »
Falcon was ripped once but has been working on building a spaceship recently, epic leans have taken a back seat for the moment.  8)
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 12:24:01 AM »
Nutrient timing, proper nutrients and innovative workouts. (The JTW (Jethro Tull Workout) is Legendary)




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 05:52:28 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on January 05, 2011, 04:22:49 PM
Just curious Falcon, How's come it took you so long to get lean a few years back? And how's come you didn't even get ripped at that time? FYI, if you are sitting at 15% bodyfat right now, then you can hit 8% within 3 weeks. So why did it take you so damn long? And why did you fail in your quest for a ripped status?

i always had abs just not now :)
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 07:26:20 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 06, 2011, 05:52:28 AM
i always had abs just not now :)

Ohhh man, your abdominal muscles must be out of sync with the cosmic energy of your soul, maybe you are training them too much and must give them a needed break to regenerate by crushing some aloe vera up and inserting it into your rectum to detoxify your colon. Or perhaps training them too litte, in which case the muscle fibers may be angry at you.

I love you johnny falcon! (no homo)  ;D
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2017, 03:52:41 PM »
I do have a designated folder for Falcons pics/vids. 893 MB worth of narcissism.
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2017, 03:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on September 22, 2017, 03:52:41 PM
I do have a designated folder for Falcons pics/vids. 893 MB worth of narcissism.

is this spaceship he was building included within those folders, or is it strictly classified info?
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2017, 03:56:50 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on September 22, 2017, 03:54:54 PM
is this spaceship he was building included within those folders, or is it strictly classified info?

The spaceship (driven by heme iron and sea salt), takes up around 892 MB.
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2017, 04:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on September 22, 2017, 03:56:50 PM
The spaceship (driven by heme iron and sea salt), takes up around 892 MB.

 ;D

i'm sure hes a stud with the ladies on venus
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2017, 04:14:38 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on September 22, 2017, 04:09:48 PM
;D

i'm sure hes a stud with the ladies on venus

At least they're on the same (mental) wavelength...  :D
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2017, 04:17:02 PM »
Here's a remedy that will shed pounds

1 cup Olive Oil
1 raw potato
1 cup Apple Cider Vinegar
1 cup Borax
electrodes hooked up to a car battery
1 beer.

Blend, shock and drink.  Do this 3 times a day.
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2017, 04:18:51 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on September 22, 2017, 03:52:41 PM
I do have a designated folder for Falcons pics/vids. 893 MB worth of narcissism.
You are the type of creeps that hurt this site. Who keeps "folders" of people?

I always thought that you were one of the worst posters on this site. Now I am proven correct.

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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2017, 04:49:44 PM »
Shaun, it's just a joke on Nether Animals folder regarding Jodels.
Nobody really keeps "folders" of people.

The folder doesn't really exist, it's merely a jest.

Nothing serious.

Quote from: Nether Animal on May 11, 2017, 07:23:01 AM
I do have a designated folder for her pics/vids. 773 MB worth of narcissism and cheap motel rooms.  :-X
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2017, 05:07:22 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on January 05, 2011, 04:22:49 PM
Just curious Falcon, How's come it took you so long to get lean a few years back? And how's come you didn't even get ripped at that time? FYI, if you are sitting at 15% bodyfat right now, then you can hit 8% within 3 weeks. So why did it take you so damn long? And why did you fail in your quest for a ripped status?

How do you get that cell phone icon on the thread header?
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2017, 05:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Princess L on September 22, 2017, 05:07:22 PM
How do you get that cell phone icon on the thread header?

I have no idea as i just started a thread from my cell about 1 hour ago

but this thread is like 6 years old, so maybe back then it showed up when posting from a cell
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2017, 06:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Princess L on September 22, 2017, 05:07:22 PM
How do you get that cell phone icon on the thread header?

The Riddle of Steel
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2017, 06:34:26 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on September 22, 2017, 04:09:48 PM
;D

i'm sure hes a stud with the ladies on venus

dude

you always brag about being xyz bodybfat at 125lbs at 6 feet. Not impressive when you are a twig

Challenge...being yourself up to 190-200lbs at 10% and then we will be impressed other than that you are a stickman who cant break 180 on a geam plus of gear who is a patheytic pee wee herman woody allen stick man
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2017, 07:16:26 PM »
One or two months of hard training and he could go back to this :)













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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2017, 07:31:02 PM »
Quote from: m8 on September 22, 2017, 07:16:26 PM
One or two months of hard training and he could go back to this :)





Would need to add Levrones Signature Series, Kale Greens, Sea Salt and some Electricity first
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2017, 08:11:02 PM »
we have traversed time in falcons space ship it contains 892mb
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2017, 12:20:30 AM »
how did you train in those pics and what type of diet were you on ?
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2017, 01:12:59 AM »
It's really amazing the shape he got into and at such a tall height. Doesn't have the gangly look that so many tall people have and can't shake. Really a genetic marvel.
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2017, 01:19:05 AM »
You should have competed or worked as a stripper - thong + banjo.
Very few people are this gifted physique and height wise. Only folks like Ralph Möller come to mind who are even taller while still having great proportions.
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2017, 01:34:24 AM »
Quote from: pellius on September 23, 2017, 01:12:59 AM
It's really amazing the shape he got into and at such a tall height. Doesn't have the gangly look that so many tall people have and can't shake. Really a genetic marvel.

most people that height look like a bean pole and never fill their frame , he was a rare exception
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Re: Question for Johnny Falcon
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2017, 01:37:37 AM »
Quote from: pellius on September 23, 2017, 01:12:59 AM
It's really amazing the shape he got into and at such a tall height. Doesn't have the gangly look that so many tall people have and can't shake. Really a genetic marvel.

Ralph was 6'5" in his prime, Prime-Falcon was 6'6"!
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