Author Topic: Wow epic fail with dumb hot hoe on the internet (Read 8324 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** January 07, 2011, 06:34:27 PM »

basically lured her in into adding me on facebook saying "did you grab my butt on new years"

well basically she ate all that up like a dumb whore and replied with simpleton talk saying she was watching jersy shore

now this bitch got all offended in this conversation and deleted me LOL

epic waste of time she wants to be a football player agent oh brother. it said shes in "pre-law" on her profile so i asked her about it. i said well most players only last 5 years and end up broke. well she got offended and pissy and says i dont take advice from anyone

do you workout?
[Sydney Alexis]
9:03pm
why...lol
[You]
9:04pm
cause you have to workout when you get older like me so better start now

[Sydney Alexis]
9:05pm
om actually i work out every day
and have been for years
but thanks for the advice
[You]
9:06pm
thats what im talkin about
[Sydney Alexis]
9:06pm
and im not just talking about girly work outs
i work out hard core infact id probably kick your ass
[You]
9:06pm
woah 4 reals?

[Sydney Alexis]
9:06pm
yeah
25 in each arm ..thats righttt
[You]
9:07pm
you are serious WOW
seriously though thats a good habit , if a girl doesnt start young shel end up like my x on pain medicine shit
i couldnt get her to workout 4 nothin
im a vegetarian too actually
for 3 1/2 years
thats another key as you get older in my opinion not everyone agrees ofcourse
im gonna need a good "law" girl to handle my tenants one day
you up for it?
[Sydney Alexis]
9:13pm
om
i wont live in north carolina
[You]
9:13pm
moving to jersey shore with your friends?
[Sydney Alexis]
9:13pm
no ?
[You]
9:14pm
im teasin
[Sydney Alexis]
9:14pm
im not even italian if thag ts what your implin
thats what your impling*
[You]
9:14pm
about the jersey but not about the law babe lol
[Sydney Alexis]
9:14pm
why do you think im into law
[You]
9:14pm
uh i guess pre-law is law ?
i dont know
[Sydney Alexis]
9:15pm
oh gotya
im trying to be an agent though
[You]
9:16pm
well i need a real estate agent too

i hate paperwork
i own/work on rental houses
[Sydney Alexis]
9:17pm
no i mean a sports and entertainment agent
[You]
9:17pm
ooh ahh gotcha
[Sydney Alexis]
9:17pm
for a football team hopefully
[You]
9:18pm
well make sure they start investing . the average of them quit after 5 years and are in debt
[Sydney Alexis]
9:19pm
mmk
[You]
9:20pm
sorry shouldnt be tellin you what to do or should i ? lol
[Sydney Alexis]
9:20pm
no
you shouldnt
[You]
9:20pm
just like to help if possible
[Sydney Alexis]
9:20pm
i think im good
i dont really take advice from anyone
cause none of its ever true ..its just their opinion
[You]
9:21pm
sorry

just stating the facts
i always take advice from people , i might not always follow through with it, but theres a reason for so many advices from so many people and occaisonally a few might pan out
...that you didnt think up yourself
[Sydney Alexis]
9:22pm
ok who are you?
[You]
9:23pm
dont know how to answer that, i feel like i will be digging my self a hole and fall in it lol
[Sydney Alexis]
9:24pm
yes
[You]
9:24pm
dude im just "chattin"
Sydney is offline.9:25pm
[You]
9:25pm
sorry i can tell your not in the mood , have a great night
You don't have permission to chat with this person.

her name Sydney Alexis on face book oh brother

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:38:13 PM »

Dumb whore

Bam-bam · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:39:07 PM »

yep, the game of a getbiger, 100% bullet proof

lolol

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:39:12 PM »

Sounds like she watches a lot of Housewives of Atlanta and wants to get in on the Athlete stick. Mudsharks are a huge red flag.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:39:31 PM »

I admire your effort Johnny

I love this stuff

if you ever make a plenty of fish file i bet you would be elbow deep in vaginal meat brother

tendonitis · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:40:57 PM »

falcon spreading knowledge all across the internets
fly falcon fly

Firemuscle · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:41:50 PM »

Pimping on women over the internet. I am SOOO done with that.

Nowadays I like to just go out and do it in person.

benchmstr · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:44:01 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 07, 2011, 06:41:50 PM

Pimping on women over the internet. I am SOOO done with that.

Nowadays I like to just go out and do it in person.

i never started that...

bench

Marty Champions · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:46:31 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on January 07, 2011, 06:44:01 PM

i never started that...

bench

you have buddies to hang out with i dont

im too massive to go out by myself , puts my brain in overdrive and feels like gonna explode if im the only 6feet6 champion UNDERSTAND ?

benchmstr · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:00:45 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 07, 2011, 06:46:31 PM

you have buddies to hang out with i dont

im too massive to go out by myself , puts my brain in overdrive and feels like gonna explode if im the only 6feet6 champion UNDERSTAND ?

i dont hang out with anyone....i dont go out anymore either.....just play around in my garage, or my yard mostly.....trying to simplify my life...

bench

Marty Champions · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:05:36 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on January 07, 2011, 07:00:45 PM

i dont hang out with anyone....i dont go out anymore either.....just play around in my garage, or my yard mostly.....trying to simplify my life...

bench

nothing wrong with that bench

Marty Champions · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:06:26 PM »

Quote from: Salvatore on January 07, 2011, 06:39:31 PM

I admire your effort Johnny

I love this stuff

if you ever make a plenty of fish file i bet you would be elbow deep in vaginal meat brother

good idea i think i will make an account there tonite or tommorrow!

btw dans plaza music makes me feel fuckin fantastic!

benchmstr · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 07, 2011, 07:05:36 PM

nothing wrong with that bench

there is a lot wrong with that.....i am getting way too much shit accomplished, and am running out of shit to do...

bench

Marty Champions · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:10:01 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on January 07, 2011, 07:07:56 PM

there is a lot wrong with that.....i am getting way too much shit accomplished, and am running out of shit to do...

bench

hahah oh yeah i was thinking about that today, im glad i have vacancies more shit to workup

maybe more kids are in order for you, or bodybuilding competitions/dieting or grow into your contests by extreme high volume and masshole shakes

?

benchmstr · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:13:14 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 07, 2011, 07:10:01 PM

hahah oh yeah i was thinking about that today, im glad i have vacancies more shit to workup

maybe more kids are in order for you, or bodybuilding competitions/dieting or grow into your contests by extreme high volume and masshole shakes ?

fuck no...i have no kids.....havent competed in a long time, and will never do that again...

almost done with my street car...first layers of primer went on a few hours ago.......hope to be done with it sometime on sunday....then on to my next project if my dumb ass job doesnt get in my way!!!

bench

Marty Champions · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:16:16 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on January 07, 2011, 07:13:14 PM

fuck no...i have no kids.....havent competed in a long time, and will never do that again...

almost done with my street car...first layers of primer went on a few hours ago.......hope to be done with it sometime on sunday....then on to my next project if my dumb ass job doesnt get in my way!!!

bench

just get your balls sucked at all times by the wife, i think thats the key when youve done everything in life

tu_holmes · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2011, 07:35:52 PM »

I like how you put in "reason for so many advices".

Ah... Arnold... you crazy cat.

tbombz · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2011, 08:53:19 PM »

thats a dumb hoe right there falcon, thats for sure. this was a hoe you were hollering at on the internet to fuck? damn dude you had a long ass conversation there, albeit each reply was relatively short in length, but still.. you even told her you wanted her you basically wanted to marry her with that comment about needing a law girl in the future. if it was me id share a little less information, and be a little more direct.might help you pull more hoes..

Hulkotron · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2011, 09:12:58 PM »

Sydney is a man's name imo.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2011, 09:14:08 PM »

I've known 2 Syndney's one was a girl, one was a guy.

It's a 50/50 crapshoot.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2011, 09:21:32 PM »

The Falcon is flying high.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2011, 09:38:17 PM »

"Supersonic"

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:42:07 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 07, 2011, 06:41:50 PM

Pimping on women over the internet. I am SOOO done with that.

Nowadays I like to just go out and do it in person.

X2 it gets old I got stalked by a fat bitch once gave it up.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:04:58 AM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 07, 2011, 08:53:19 PM

thats a dumb hoe right there falcon, thats for sure. this was a hoe you were hollering at on the internet to fuck? damn dude you had a long ass conversation there, albeit each reply was relatively short in length, but still.. you even told her you wanted her you basically wanted to marry her with that comment about needing a law girl in the future. if it was me id share a little less information, and be a little more direct.might help you pull more hoes..

good advice

_bruce_ · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:36:14 AM »

Go out. Dance.
Internet is for the left overs.