Author Topic: AM I the only one who thinks natalie portman is avg as hell? (Read 14789 times)

Master Blaster · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:06:13 PM »

Quote from: slaver on January 13, 2011, 06:04:50 PM

Man I would literally suck the eggs out of her vulva

Disgusted · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:06:55 PM »

I believe you are.

slaver · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:07:48 PM »

seriously?
I have hard time even giving her a 5 with no tits or ass.

Jaime · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:09:08 PM »

7-8 i think.

PJim · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:09:37 PM »

She's fucking gorgeous

Jaime · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:12:21 PM »

Quote from: PJim on January 13, 2011, 06:09:37 PM

She's fucking gorgeous

Yeah i changed my mind 9. And i would only rate about 5 chicks i have ever seen as ten.

kiwiol · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:13:15 PM »

Quote from: PJim on January 13, 2011, 06:09:37 PM

She's fucking gorgeous

Exactly. That's just not her best pic in the first post.

PJim · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:17:36 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 06:13:15 PM

Exactly. That's just not her best pic in the first post.

Post some pics kiwi, I can't from my PS3. I trust you'll represent her right.

PJim · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:18:55 PM »

Just to add, I'm genuinely pissed that she's preggers and engaged.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:19:11 PM »

Hot as hell in Closer

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:35:39 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on January 13, 2011, 06:19:11 PM

Hot as hell in Closer

Yeah, I loved her with the red hair. Couple of screenshots for PJim

Emmortal · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:41:38 PM »

I would let her suffocate me with her asshole.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:43:35 PM »

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:43:57 PM »

Quote from: slaver on January 13, 2011, 06:07:48 PM

seriously?
I have hard time even giving her a 5 with no tits or ass.

Agreed. She's a bone rack.

PJim · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:48:40 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 06:35:39 PM

Yeah, I loved her with the red hair. Couple of screenshots for PJim

*sighs*, there's a girl who works behind a bar I go to regularly who looks the spitting image but with big breasts and long straight hair and we were constantly exchanging looks every week for about a month. She was that much like her I literally pussied out on hitting on her. Then one week I plucked up the courage to talk to her, I even threw in the Portman compliment which she loved. The week after I got super drunk and me not thinking she was there took what was offered to me that night in the form of a cute mixed race girl...long story short, I turned to see her at the bar now standing with her arms folded, looking wounded and disappointed...ah well lol.

Evo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:51:02 PM »

Ffffffiiiiit!

Hot asfuck in Leon too...

PJim · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:53:50 PM »

Quote from: Evo on January 13, 2011, 06:51:02 PM

Ffffffiiiiit!

Hot asfuck in Leon too...

Yep, I watched it as a young lad and instantly fell for the beaut.

kiwiol · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:55:54 PM »

Quote from: PJim on January 13, 2011, 06:48:40 PM

*sighs*, there's a girl who works behind a bar I go to regularly who looks the spitting image but with big breasts and long straight hair and we were constantly exchanging looks every week for about a month. She was that much like her I literally pussied out on hitting on her. Then one week I plucked up the courage to talk to her, I even threw in the Portman compliment which she loved. The week after I got super drunk and me not thinking she was there took what was offered to me that night in the form of a cute mixed race girl...long story short, I turned to see her at the bar now standing with her arms folded, looking wounded and disappointed...ah well lol.

Sounds to me like you've got the upper hand, by showing her you're not too hung up on her nor completely disinterested. I suggest you take full advantage of it next time

PJim · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:03:14 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 13, 2011, 06:55:54 PM

Sounds to me like you've got the upper hand, by showing her you're not too hung up on her nor completely disinterested. I suggest you take full advantage of it next time

Will do brother.

tom joad · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:09:03 PM »

i can think of a few million women, easy, who i'd rather jack off to than natalie portman.

Cableguy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:32:16 PM »

Quote from: tom joad on January 13, 2011, 07:09:03 PM

i can think of a few million women, easy, who i'd rather jack off to than natalie portman.

X2. She's OK, but I can see better at the local mall on a good weekend...

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:35:09 PM »

i love wild colored hair.. drives me crazy

Jake_W · « **Reply #23 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:18:16 PM »

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dj181 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:23:47 PM »

Epic Jewess right there