Author Topic: Earned my red wings last night (Read 3603 times)

grab an umbrella · « **on:** January 13, 2011, 06:13:24 PM »

Didn't know it going in, debating changing my user name to red beard.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:16:00 PM »

i'm a pretty hardcore heterosexual but that shit grosses me out

you the man

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:16:07 PM »

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:21:28 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 13, 2011, 06:16:00 PM

i'm a pretty hardcore heterosexual but that shit grosses me out

you the man

Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red. I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it. To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>

chaos · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:23:29 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:21:28 PM

Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red. I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it. To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>

Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her.......

StickStickly · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:24:52 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:21:28 PM

Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red. I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it. To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>

By beard i really do hope your mean pubes and that you don't shave.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:27:18 PM »

Quote from: chaos on January 13, 2011, 06:23:29 PM

Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her.......

Are you kidding, that was the first thing I did. Then I ordered her to give me head.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:28:00 PM »

Quote from: StickStickly on January 13, 2011, 06:24:52 PM

By beard i really do hope your mean pubes and that you don't shave.

Lol, I don't shave either "beard"

dustin · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:29:45 PM »

It's not bad unless you pull out and a steady flow streams out onto the bed or whatever else you happen to be fucking on or under lol

I'm not so grossed out about it anymore, but I'm not going to put on a full show and bust out more than one position. In and out. Get the job done! In the shower, it's not bad at all. Girls can get horny as fuck when they're on the rag so just have a shower so you can clean up right after!

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:33:22 PM »

Quote from: dustin on January 13, 2011, 06:29:45 PM

It's not bad unless you pull out and a steady flow streams out onto the bed or whatever else you happen to be fucking on or under lol

I'm not so grossed out about it anymore, but I'm not going to put on a full show and bust out more than one position. In and out. Get the job done! In the shower, it's not bad at all. Girls can get horny as fuck when they're on the rag so just have a shower so you can clean up right after!

I'm totally down to fuck the bejesus out of a chic on the rag, licking that mess is another story. I still got a great blowjob.

StickStickly · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:42:23 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:28:00 PM

Lol, I don't shave either "beard"

Then which beard was it because im about to vomit if it was your facial hair. That must of smelled like a dead rat.

dustin · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:43:07 PM »

I had a girl that'd get so horny she'd beg to suck my dick, but was too shy and timid to even let me go near her waste if she was on the rag. Even if I was falling asleep she'd very politely ask if I wanted her to "do that". She was dumb as rocks but that was one of the hardest opposing reasons for kicking her out lol

Les Grossman · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:47:53 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:21:28 PM

Grosses me out too, she didn't know she started until I took the condom off and it was red. I went to the bathroom and my beard had a distinct red color to it. To make things even more weird, it was the first time we had sex.

</red meltdown>

She knew.....the only appropriate action here was anal followed quickly by A-T-M.

basil · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:48:09 PM »

The ol' squishy-squishy. Welcome to the club. Did you take a big suck of her stab wound after you found out she was leaking all over the place?

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:52:55 PM »

It was the beard on my face, I didn't realize she was on the dot until after. She had huge tits, too bad I'm an ass man.

StickStickly · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:56:39 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:52:55 PM

It was the beard on my face, I didn't realize she was on the dot until after. She had huge tits, too bad I'm an ass man.

I refuse to go down on a woman i don't know very well... thats just awful.. Enjoy smelling rust for a few days $:-\$

bigkubby · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:06:54 AM »

Quote from: chaos on January 13, 2011, 06:23:29 PM

Hhahahahahahaa that's awesome, although it would have been better had you come up from diving and laid a good open mouthed kiss on her.......

pppppffffff hahahaha a thats fucking brilliant hahahaha

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:13:13 AM »

LOL @ going down on a chick.

can't truss em

CalvinH · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:17:47 AM »

It happens...

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:24:31 AM »

First time w her? Haha where did you meet her?

robcguns · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:46:37 AM »

thats fucking gross bro.never earned them nor would i want to.

Sam · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:02:31 AM »

Come back when you have the brown ones

jesusbod · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:05:22 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 13, 2011, 06:13:24 PM

Didn't know it going in, debating changing my user name to red beard.

Pics or it didn't happen.. haha

dov · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:57:32 PM »

Are there things, "Sam"?

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:57:34 PM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on January 14, 2011, 08:24:31 AM

First time w her? Haha where did you meet her?

She was a good friend in high school, did the old facebook reconnect and fucked her a week later.