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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2011, 02:26:27 PM »
Try showing him a pic of the Ms Olympia top 6 and telling him that you'll get them to pay him a visit if he doesn't pipe down.
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2011, 02:26:58 PM »
Quote from: No Patience on January 14, 2011, 02:21:09 PM
exactly...funny our parents never talk about "collicy" babies but they are all the rage now days

What are you smoking? Colic is a very old school term. I've got north of "2" kids so I think I know what I'm talking about.  ;)

Look theres nothing this guy can do except suffer for 3 long months. Hope that helps.
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2011, 02:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Master Blaster on January 14, 2011, 02:26:58 PM
Look theres nothing this guy can do except suffer for 3 long months. Hope that helps.

Dude.

Jack.

Weed.

Problem solved.
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2011, 02:35:23 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 14, 2011, 02:26:27 PM
Try showing him a pic of the Ms Olympia top 6 and telling him that you'll get them to pay him a visit if he doesn't pipe down.


lol
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2011, 02:43:34 PM »
Quote from: Master Blaster on January 14, 2011, 02:26:58 PM
What are you smoking? Colic is a very old school term. I've got north of "2" kids so I think I know what I'm talking about.  ;)

Look theres nothing this guy can do except suffer for 1.5 years. Hope that helps.

Fixed...Poor Bulldog
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2011, 02:43:39 PM »
Quote from: chaos on January 14, 2011, 02:34:14 PM
Dude.

Jack.

Weed.

Problem solved.
maybe a little hardcore eurotrash animal porn thrown in
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2011, 02:45:08 PM »
...and if that doesnt work show em this pic and tell em to take a good look at his real mom

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2011, 03:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on January 14, 2011, 02:10:48 PM
its probably gas------happened with my last kid

buy some over teh counter stuff for gas for infants----works like a charm bro, I didnt believe it would work but it saved my life

Ill ask my wife the name of it when she gets home and Ill pm you it

yeah, drugs right away!!!  ::)
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2011, 03:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on January 14, 2011, 03:02:34 PM
yeah, drugs right away!!!  ::)
hey they work for me *lights blunt*

btw its over the counter natural stuff
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2011, 03:07:11 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 14, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
he's bottle fed so every 3-4 hours

this is the problem right here.  he is demanding some real titties in his life... I suggest you accommodate his request
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« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2011, 03:08:07 PM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on January 14, 2011, 02:45:08 PM
...and if that doesnt work show em this pic and tell em to take a good look at his real mom


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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2011, 03:22:13 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2011, 04:20:38 PM »
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2011, 04:26:13 PM »
you are beyond the help of the getbig gods
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2011, 04:31:11 PM »
Congrats on the baby.

You will sleep again, I never thought I would. Get some mylicon if it isnt colic. This was a life saver for me. Mine didn't sleep for 7 hours straight until she was 5 months old but it varies from baby to baby
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2011, 04:35:25 PM »
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2011, 05:04:47 PM »
Advices...  testarona, equipoison, trenabaloon, HGH! 
Begin mutation, kids have enuff natural base
TB approved
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2011, 05:07:36 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on January 14, 2011, 05:04:47 PM
Advices...  testarona, equipoison, trenabaloon, HGH! 
Begin mutation, kids have enuff natural base
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lmao!
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2011, 05:14:22 PM »
once again, the getbig gods have smiled upon me and graced me with forbidden knowledge regarding my quandary.

it's not colic.  not quite that severe and i thing colic is more common with slightly older infants.  i don't even think 'colic' is a real thing.

chaos- i'm with you but the woman is in command when it comes to baby matters.  as the spawn gets older i will slowly usurp control so as to not turn him into a fairy.

from your posts i believe it is gas, and exactly what we were thinking. 

so far sleep isn't too bad since i usually stay up til 3am anyway and the mom takes over around them while i sleep 6-8 hours.

thanks for your responses.  i haven't laughed so hard in a while. 



























p.s. i'll wear a condom next time
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