Author Topic: Why it's good to be a rockstar... (Read 5704 times)

Captain Equipoise · « **on:** January 16, 2011, 08:16:28 PM »

Other then the free mountains of blow, godlike celebrity status and tons of money... having hot whores when you're this fugly can't hurt!...

btw. it's Billy Idol's guitarist Steve Stevens... and barbie..

Nirvana · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2011, 08:47:50 PM »

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2011, 08:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Nirvana on January 16, 2011, 08:47:50 PM

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What?! you mean it's not his stunning good looks and herculean physique that landed him that hot bitch ?

240 is Back · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2011, 08:50:32 PM »

I'd give her a pearl necklace

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2011, 08:53:02 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 16, 2011, 08:50:32 PM

I'd give her a pearl necklace

goddamn, I bet she blows like a champ!

you can just see those DSL's glistening

chic's like that have flawless technique

Nirvana · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2011, 08:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 16, 2011, 08:49:50 PM

What?! you mean it's not his stunning good looks and herculean physique that landed him that hot bitch ?

she'll always be there for him in sickness and in health.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2011, 08:55:19 PM »

Quote from: Nirvana on January 16, 2011, 08:53:59 PM

she'll always be there for him in sickness and in health.

Of course she will, she has to forge herself into his will when he od's , I bet Anna nicole smith is her hero

powermaxx9 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:06:03 AM »

Quote from: Nirvana on January 16, 2011, 08:53:59 PM

she'll always be there for him in sickness and in health.

she looks loyal, no doubt about it

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2011, 11:54:55 AM »

The guy still lands plenty of endorsements, good for him....

Parker · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2011, 12:03:37 PM »

Damn, Rosanne Bar traded up!

dyslexic · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2011, 12:47:04 PM »

Steve Stevens is an awesome guitarist..

Whether or not Rocker Barbie will be helping wipe his ass in another 15 years is debatable.

spinnis · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2011, 02:38:58 PM »

wtd kinda haircut is that on a man?!?! looks like the biggest emo haircut ever

times ten

geneticmarvel · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2011, 02:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on January 17, 2011, 02:38:58 PM

wtd kinda haircut is that on a man?!?! looks like the biggest emo haircut ever

times ten

Thats what a real man looks like

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2011, 03:19:42 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on January 17, 2011, 12:47:04 PM

Steve Stevens is an awesome guitarist..

Whether or not Rocker Barbie will be helping wipe his ass in another 15 years is debatable.

I bet you Barbie takes a strap on to dude, he seems the type...soul less eyes, double chin, having coke dick, notice she is all perky, he looks like his soul has been drained.

Jake_W · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2011, 03:27:18 PM »

.

pluck · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:36:59 PM »

Billy Idol sucks bad

One Man Army · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:48:45 PM »

Arvilla looking huge.

Lundgren · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:00:31 PM »

I'd much rather work at a call center that be in Billy idols fucking band. Nothing but middle aged fans, shit music, endless touring and a absolute shit head as a boss. But oh trashy std ridden hoes trying to take your money how great.

I'd rather get a chick I could keep without money, and use the money as an insurance policy.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:36:17 PM »

When I was 18 years old I joined a SHITTY heavy metal band that played local bars. We played about 50 shows and had wild rehearsals almost every day.

Got a lot of pussy from heavy metal sluts. I consider that time period my annitiation in manhood.

If your life is boring and you aren't getting laid. Go buy a guitar and join a band. Great things will come. It don't matter if you are old, fat, or ugly. That's the magic of rock and roll.

Lundgren · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 17, 2011, 10:36:17 PM

When I was 18 years old I joined a SHITTY heavy metal band that played local bars. We played about 50 shows and had wild rehearsals almost every day.

Got a lot of pussy from heavy metal sluts. I consider that time period my annitiation in manhood.

If your life is boring and you aren't getting laid. Go buy a guitar and join a band. Great things will come. It don't matter if you are old, fat, or ugly. That's the magic of rock and roll.

Why the fuck did you stop playing then. I use to play all the time in high school but had to stop when I moved to the city.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:45:00 PM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on January 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM

Why the fuck did you stop playing then. I use to play all the time in high school but had to stop when I moved to the city.

The band broke up. I got serious with college and got a serious girlfriend so was too busy to form another band. Then my life went in all kinds of crazy directions.

The band sucked anyway. Terrible, awful music. It makes me cringe to listen to it it's so bad. Good times though.

spinnis · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2011, 07:12:34 AM »

Nails · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2011, 09:47:50 AM »

BEFORE

AFTER

spinnis · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2011, 09:57:36 AM »

lol what a fucking mess.

....Hot.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2011, 12:29:49 PM »

what dreams are made of..

Author Topic: Why it's good to be a rockstar... (Read 5704 times)

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