cue 'true adonis'- a 'man' who bakes flans, reads poetry, wishes he was someone who could have lived in the 18th century where men had manners, courtesy and such.
he engages in every effeminate pastime there is. he collects shoes. his ideal sunday? going to the market with jezebele to buy heavy cream and fresh berries to make a wonderful little breakfast of buckwheat pancakes from wheat he's milled himself.
speaking of jezebelle, im sure she's off riding some other guys cock right now, and if she isnt she will be soon cause you aren't man enough to give her what she really wants, you limp wristed gearbox.