Author Topic: Carrot Top?? (Read 3598 times)

Sir Bigness · « **on:** January 19, 2011, 05:56:07 PM »

Is he natural??

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:57:42 PM »

about as natural as making love to a grapefruit

JOEBEAST · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:59:39 PM »

thats one fucked up looking thing

Spike · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:00:27 PM »

someone introduced that asss to synthol and all hell broke lose

this is what surpressed rage and dormant homosexuality does to a person

kid has money - just lost in the shit that gets thrown at him daily, hourly

Firemuscle · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:11:32 PM »

Carrot top is juiced like a glass of carrot juice. It's 100% obvious.

Anyone who thinks that guy is natural doesn't know much.

Abacab · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:26:05 PM »

Terrible waste of anabolics and eyeliner.

Spike · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:34:00 PM »

Quote from: Abacab on January 19, 2011, 06:26:05 PM

Terrible waste of anabolics and eyeliner.

big ass LUMP in that shoulder

Lundgren · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:06:04 PM »

Quote from: Spike on January 19, 2011, 06:00:27 PM

kid has money - just lost in the shit that gets thrown at him daily, hourly

Lol the guys like 45 ain't no kid, all the way strange dude.

Spike · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:09:38 PM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on January 19, 2011, 07:06:04 PM

Lol the guys like 45 ain't no kid, all the way strange dude.

eyebrows
synthol
anxiety
like 'props'
prob is a cutter too - looks like one - I lived with a dude like that - everytime he felt pissd or hurt he'd cut the shit outta himself with knives, I hid them all til it came time to crack a dutch and I was to monsterd out

roccoginge · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:07:48 PM »

He's a closet gay, but he's making his money, no?

GWAR · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:43:36 PM »

Quote from: Spike on January 19, 2011, 07:09:38 PM

eyebrows
synthol
anxiety
like 'props'
prob is a cutter too - looks like one - I lived with a dude like that - everytime he felt pissd or hurt he'd cut the shit outta himself with knives, I hid them all til it came time to crack a dutch and I was to monsterd out

are you referring to your brother? whats the update on that little shit any way , got any other stories of your bro your can regale us with

JasonH · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2011, 03:34:40 AM »

He's a weird looking guy, that's for sure. $:-\$

Spike · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:53:28 AM »

Quote from: GWAR on January 19, 2011, 11:43:36 PM

are you referring to your brother? whats the update on that little shit any way , got any other stories of your bro your can regale us with

I have no idea - I got kicked out of my parents house for 4 days cause I got pissed at christmas at my aunts house - its ok now but Imma move out soon I have the means but I dont wanna live in hky - prob charlotte cause I have a place to stay there

Did I tell the story of the boat dock?

One day I heard my bro bitchn about why I didnt have to work this and that...soon after we hauled him and his shit back form chicago after he called his boss a girl in emails and got fired...
WELL....I DID have a job but i had other things goin on to (no homo), needless to say I got out a roll of cash (not pimp status tho) and showed it to him and told him not to worry cause if I FCK UP I HAVE MY OWN BACK - told him dont worry bout me - INCIDENT 1 THENS PROCEEDS - note this

NEXT - I feel sorry for the asshole so I go ask people if anyone can get him a job - found one at a loading dock so he goes up there and applies gets job - INCIDENT 2 happens at exact smetime as day before

THAT NIGHT - i am sittin with moms upstarts watchin the big screen when fcktard calls from the county jail saying he got picked up for DISORDerly CONDUCT and needed get bailed out cause 'he's bettrt than this fckn place' - moms is about to go when I say hold on and make some calls - if he got arrested for talk ing shit to some cop he needs to stay the night in jail I say - WELL everyone I talked to even the bailbondsmen I knew from the gym would not tell me what he did

Right before we ppick him up I get a call that says the fckn sociopath was on a BOAT DOCK BOTH DAYS IN A ROW, SAMETIME, BROAD DAYLIGHT, HOUSES ALL AROUND, he was on a vacant boat dock on lake hickory rubbin one out to NOTHING just sittin in the sun with his clothes off jerking off his dick - HAYDEN TEBBS JONES - was arrested for disorderly conduct for jerking off infront of some guys daughters when they told the guy he went out there first say and my borther HTJ acted like this guy was interupting him and starts talking shit - cops came that day but only found a pair of shoes - WHY HE WENT BACK SECOND DAY i have no idea but was arrested with his pants down ankles and bottle of 'wett' lube floating in lake

he also had a 'modeling gig' in atlanta scheduled but he has no porfolio and no experience so it led me to believe he was a closet homo

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:06:59 AM »

Holy shit, spike!

Your brother is fucking awesome

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:07:49 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 20, 2011, 06:06:59 AM

Holy shit, spike!

Your brother is fucking awesome

Right up until he stabbed Spike in the back.....literally.

Spike · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:08:44 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 20, 2011, 06:06:59 AM

Holy shit, spike!

Your brother is fucking awesome

til he sees the sig sauer p226 at my parents funeral and they can bury that piece of shit beside them

I will goto prison and rain ovr my a r y a n kingdom and make pruno

Jizzacked · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:08:53 AM »

Quote from: Spike on January 20, 2011, 05:53:28 AM

I have no idea - I got kicked out of my parents house for 4 days cause I got pissed at christmas at my aunts house - its ok now but Imma move out soon I have the means but I dont wanna live in hky - prob charlotte cause I have a place to stay there

Did I tell the story of the boat dock?

One day I heard my bro bitchn about why I didnt have to work this and that...soon after we hauled him and his shit back form chicago after he called his boss a #girl in emails and got fired...
WELL....I DID have a job but i had other things goin on to (no homo), needless to say I got out a roll of cash (not pimp status tho) and showed it to him and told him not to worry cause if I FCK UP I HAVE MY OWN BACK - told him dont worry bout me - INCIDENT 1 THENS PROCEEDS - note this

NEXT - I feel sorry for the asshole so I go ask people if anyone can get him a job - found one at a loading dock so he goes up there and applies gets job - INCIDENT 2 happens at exact smetime as day before

THAT NIGHT - i am sittin with moms upstarts watchin the big screen when fcktard calls from the county jail saying he got picked up for DISORDerly CONDUCT and needed get bailed out cause 'he's bettrt than this fckn place' - moms is about to go when I say hold on and make some calls - if he got arrested for talk ing shit to some cop he needs to stay the night in jail I say - WELL everyone I talked to even the bailbondsmen I knew from the gym would not tell me what he did

Right before we ppick him up I get a call that says the fckn sociopath was on a BOAT DOCK BOTH DAYS IN A ROW, SAMETIME, BROAD DAYLIGHT, HOUSES ALL AROUND, he was on a vacant boat dock on lake hickory rubbin one out to NOTHING just sittin in the sun with his clothes off jerking off his dick - HAYDEN TEBBS JONES - was arrested for disorderly conduct for jerking off infront of some guys daughters when they told the guy he went out there first say and my borther HTJ acted like this guy was interupting him and starts talking shit - cops came that day but only found a pair of shoes - WHY HE WENT BACK SECOND DAY i have no idea but was arrested with his pants down ankles and bottle of 'wett' lube floating in lake

he also had a 'modeling gig' in atlanta scheduled but he has no porfolio and no experience so it led me to believe he was a closet homo

your bro sounds like a jared loughner in the making....

can you give us the details on his larceny conviction?
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0829461&obscure=Y&listpage=&listurl=

johnnynoname · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:11:14 AM »

Mind u, I was being facetious when I gave your brother " Internet props"

I really don't think he is awesome

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:12:34 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 20, 2011, 06:11:14 AM

Mind u, I was being facetious when I gave your brother " Internet props"

I really don't think he is awesome

I wonder if he was playing "Sittin' on the dock of the bay....." as he made his own magic?

Spike · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:14:48 AM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on January 20, 2011, 06:08:53 AM

your bro sounds like a jared loughner in the making....

can you give us the details on his larceny conviction?
http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0829461&obscure=Y&listpage=&listurl=

excellent work my friend

yes - his dumb fckn ass was going and breaking into cars at night

EXCEPT the idiots robbed a sprint truck to begin with and jackd some tool from the guys truck - used that to break into like 20 cars taking golf clubs, cell phones, and dumb shit -- WELL cause of the genius using the guys tool the police connected all the robberies together

his friend he convinced to do it with got kicked outta the navy - other kid he wa with was weathly and his mom had to pay some diver to go in the lake cause the idiots threw the guys tools over the bridge into the lake and he had to go retrive them

they paid thousands of dollars but the DA wouldnt drop the charges caise he broke into so many cars and stole so muych shit -

bad thing was it was all people he knew - he went to our old neighborhood and kids we went to school with - kid knew it was them and went to navy boys house with them all there and ALL the shit they jacked was in the back of kids hatchback - they were caught red handed - or with lube in hand this time

johnnynoname · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:15:55 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 20, 2011, 06:12:34 AM

I wonder if he was playing "Sittin' on the dock of the bay....." as he made his own magic?

He came when Wilson Pickett started whistling

Spike · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:17:44 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 20, 2011, 06:15:55 AM

He came when Wilson Pickett started whistling

thats whats weird

he had a fancy iphone but brought NOTHING to boat dock - he used to jerk off to that spice girls movie when we were younger but I guess the sun hittin his nuts got him a bit fancy so he had to stroke his cock

David M · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:23:05 AM »

spike,

that growth have made you one aggressive dude, huh?

Spike · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:31:13 AM »

Quote from: David M on January 20, 2011, 06:23:05 AM

spike,

that growth have made you one aggressive dude, huh?

yea it makes me sore in the morn and my test isnt here yet so my levels are prob up and down

shit I havent taken my xanax yet or ate ------- imma go take some slin, eat, blaze one, then I shall return a new man

but fck my brother - I put his real name on here cause NO JUSTICE came from what they did with him - he should of done time for inflicting serious bodily harm - now he sits in OGDENSBURG NY and plays with my aunts cats all day - fck him - I will never forget being stabbed TWICE by one person THAT IM REALATED TO and was a grown man - but NO ONE wants to lock him up cause he 'bi polar' -- if he's so bi polar he has to be violent and STAB his own borther

let some big black ngg show him what bi polar really is in the showers at that jail in upstate north carolina

they wont even let him into canada for like 3 more years cause he has a DUI or some shit - fckn idiot

i'll pay some russians to come ovr and make him limp rest of his life or better yet mimick the EXACT CUT he gave me in his little shoulder - no one took it serious cause I was so big and 'thakn god you have so much muscle you woulda lost your hand movements' wtf?? he gets a pass cause Im big??

worst was when he came out with my gh kits tryin to get country ass cops to arrest me instead of him then laughs at me while he;s in handcuffs on his knees while I wait for ambulance and bleed all over my parents driveway in the fckn snow

dr.chimps · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:45:30 AM »

Nothing unfunnier than a prop comedian. Well, maybe Basile.

Author Topic: Carrot Top?? (Read 3598 times)

roccoginge

GWAR

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