Amazing, simply amazing. Pump tons of shit (i.e., that's "drugs" for those of you in Rio Linda, CA) into your system in a vainglorious effort to win a cheap-ass plastic trophy and the attention (and wallet contents) of schmomosexuals the likes of Bay and others of his ilk but obviously refuse to get a genuine tan. Why? Because too much sun is unhealthy? This turgid turd is lighter in color than dried/petrified dog shit.
And that is about all his physique is worth.
