You haven't seen a pic of Bay, have you?
Yes, I have. When you're my height/size everyone is bigger so I could care less about physical accuracy in my wording. What matters is the character of the individual and Bay is an itsie bitsie Nellie of a Bear Cub. Disgusting and few here are man enough to admit it as they would rather appear to be SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guys). Fuck that noise. Gross is gross and guys that bugger each other, suck each others weenies and swap spit with one another are the definition of gross.
So you admit to being short and fat, awesome.
No...I'm the really short and fat one, but far from awesome. For the record, people are rarely "awesome". The Grand Canyon is awesome, the view of the Earth from space is awesome, but people? Not very often.
At least I've got a sense of humor about myself and I am aware that your words weren't directed toward me, just thought I would have some fun with it.