I just wanna kick Dave Matthews in the face with a pair of Birks on. Fucking Hippies are always pissing me off.
I bartended in BOONE this weekend - its whre appalacian state is up in the mountains
fckn hippies all nite in that bitch - drank the shit outta the PBR then wanted somethg cheap so the fcks were drink $1.25 cans of Genesee Cream Ale
they were playin this shtty music, one kid had a space hemet on dancing around, one fck had a purple cape on with a collar n shit, girls with shitdredlocks, everyone smelled like gddamn hemp oil, stealin shit, eatin leaft ovr pizza crusts, there was coke all in the bathroom the next mornin, hippies are diff breed brah