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Stavios

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football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« on: January 24, 2011, 07:22:11 AM »
I have a friend who could go far but needs to be bigger ( I don't know football but he is a defense player don't know the term)

but they  can test him whenever they want with a piss test. He has ever taken juice before but at his level he needs to take it up a notch

any of you fuckers have infos on how those things work ?
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 07:24:08 AM »
They use someone else's urine and submit it.
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 07:24:50 AM »
Only bodybuilders use drugs  ::)
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 07:30:42 AM »
i believe a lot of them take hgh, and i dont think they are tested for hgh, just test and such
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 07:36:00 AM »
Quote from: brent2741 on January 24, 2011, 07:30:42 AM
i believe a lot of them take hgh, and i dont think they are tested for hgh, just test and such
I don't think you can even test for HGH. A lot of them take prop or suspension cause its in and out of your system quickly and i'm sure they get a "heads up" when the testing is coming.
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Stavios

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 07:39:48 AM »
yeah I was thinking a fast acting test would be the better option, with other steroids they can surely detect some kind of mollecules but with testosterone if must be diffucult to find if the levels  are already back to normal after a fews days.
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che

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 07:41:19 AM »
Football players do not use steroids .










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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 07:43:04 AM »
football players are all natural athletes

only baseball players use steroids                                   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)





seriously, the whole fiasco with baseball and steroid use is just a huge conspiracy.
Fact of the matter is that America (unfortunately) hates baseball
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 07:50:49 AM »
Quote from: che on January 24, 2011, 07:41:19 AM
Football players do not use steroids .



ooh, this was about twink soccer players... I thought it was about 'men in tights'  ;D
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 07:59:37 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 07:50:49 AM
ooh, this was about twink soccer players... I thought it was about 'men in tights'  ;D

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 08:00:32 AM »
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Stavios

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 08:01:01 AM »
I am talking about football not the faggy soccer sport
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mass243

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2011, 08:01:50 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 24, 2011, 08:01:01 AM
I am talking about football not the faggy soccer sport

Calm down, I understand 'men in tights' is serious business  8)
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 08:02:13 AM »
Quote from: che on January 24, 2011, 07:59:37 AM


TWINK                                               massive beast taht will rock posh spice just like kim kardashian chases NFL cock

                                                 
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 08:04:02 AM »
Nothing gay here:



'Men in tights' is serious "sport" for sure  :D   
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2011, 08:04:55 AM »
Lawrence Taylor said that one time when he knew he was gonna test dirty for drugs he used a teamates urine.


.....his teamates urine turned up dirty ;D
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2011, 08:05:20 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:04:02 AM
Nothing gay here:



'Men in tights' is serious "sport" for sure  :D    

nothing gay about fallin down and cryin to ref so they can pull a 'card' and kick you out of game

racist sport if anythg ::)

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Stavios

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2011, 08:06:56 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:01:50 AM
Calm down, I understand 'men in tights' is serious business  8)


not as serious as men in thong that's for sho

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2011, 08:14:26 AM »
I'm already waiting for Super Bowl as that's the only game they show here in civilized world  ;D

Every year I promise myself to watch it completely but every time I've fallen in sleep before the game ends...
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2011, 08:15:39 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:14:26 AM
I'm already waiting for Super Bowl as that's the only game they show here in civilized world  ;D

Every year I promise myself to watch it completely but every time I've fallen in sleep before the game ends...

Sol what 3rd world shithole you posting from, chief?
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 08:20:13 AM »
Stavy, around 2002-2003 I trained with a defensive player on the Jets. He was a real big, strong guy but swore up and down he couldn't risk using AAS because the piss tests were completely random. He said it was common for guys to use and sometimes not get tested for entire seasons, and that there were methods used to beat the tests. But he wasn't willing to do that because he only had a 2 year contract worth a bit over 1.6M and couldn't afford to lose it.
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mass243

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2011, 08:22:48 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 24, 2011, 08:15:39 AM
Sol what 3rd world shithole you posting from, chief?

LOL, you know football is big only in US, bro.

(of course I could buy some american satellite channel or something like that to follow whole season, but only SB is broadcasted on main channels)
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 08:24:19 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:22:48 AM
LOL, you know football is big only in US, bro.


they never realise this lol.
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 08:26:06 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on January 24, 2011, 08:22:48 AM
LOL, you know football is big only in US, bro.

(of course I could buy some american satellite channel or something like that to follow whole season, but only SB is broadcasted on main channels)

when doi you evr see some kid in brazil/columbian gheto throwing football - or in afrika  

they cant cause they lose hand to warlord or have small hands or r too weak and malnurished to throw a rock let alone a football (a real one, americano)

but they always can wear no shoes and kick a soccer ball around -- thats how the CIA killed bob marley - they put cancer in a soccer ball and his big toes got infected cause they KNEW he played soccer no shoes and cancer went from foot to brain -bob marley dead
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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2011, 08:32:14 AM »
Quote from: Spike on January 24, 2011, 08:26:06 AM
when doi you evr see some kid in brazil/columbian gheto throwing football - or in afrika  

they cant cause they lose hand to warlord or have small hands or r too weak and malnurished to throw a rock let alone a football (a real one, americano)

but they always can wear no shoes and kick a soccer ball around -- thats how the CIA killed bob marley - they put cancer in a soccer ball and his big toes got infected cause they KNEW he played soccer no shoes and cancer went from foot to brain -bob marley dead

hI gh15
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