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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2011, 08:34:37 AM »
That handegg player looks like he could to any soccer player the thing that Genghis Khan said was the greatest pleasure in the world.  Sorry, I'm at work so I can't post anything colorful.

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2011, 08:38:27 AM »
hI gh15

sup deisel

why you take your sexy facebook typical 'me and the bros and my girl chilln' pic down for panda??

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2011, 08:43:06 AM »
fuck the soccer vs football shit !

I need some ways to beat the tests  8)
where is aliamini and Swami the Cocksmith  when you need them

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2011, 08:47:00 AM »
fuck the soccer vs football shit !

I need some ways to beat the tests  8)
where is aliamini and Swami the Cocksmith  when you need them

what test

NCAA? NFL? which organization is testing you

BLOOD? urine? how long do you know b4 test adminstration?

if you have 48hrs and its a piss test a cleanse kit from GNC will clear abuot any oral out of yoyr system, test is diff but it depends on your list of banned substances - which testin organiztion supplies you wiht

blood - good luck, deca can show, test levels off - you can mask it

proscar is good if not on banned list to hide test levels, you can do an 'oil change' with a catheter if its for a job or something

just depends on tyoe of test and organiztion administring

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2011, 08:49:58 AM »
when doi you evr see some kid in brazil/columbian gheto throwing football - or in afrika  

they cant cause they lose hand to warlord or have small hands or r too weak and malnurished to throw a rock let alone a football (a real one, americano)

but they always can wear no shoes and kick a soccer ball around -- thats how the CIA killed bob marley - they put cancer in a soccer ball and his big toes got infected cause they KNEW he played soccer no shoes and cancer went from foot to brain -bob marley dead

I think you confused your accounts for a moment there.

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2011, 08:51:43 AM »
what test

NCAA? NFL? which organization is testing you

BLOOD? urine? how long do you know b4 test adminstration?

if you have 48hrs and its a piss test a cleanse kit from GNC will clear abuot any oral out of yoyr system, test is diff but it depends on your list of banned substances - which testin organiztion supplies you wiht

blood - good luck, deca can show, test levels off - you can mask it

proscar is good if not on banned list to hide test levels, you can do an 'oil change' with a catheter if its for a job or something

just depends on tyoe of test and organiztion administring

Don't want to give much info it's for a friend but it's only a piss test and he said they can show up at anytime ?


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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2011, 08:58:05 AM »
First off it's bullshit to say these guys aren't using steroids.  If they aren't they are using fuckloads of GH.  I mean my god........look at these fuckers nowadays.  These guys rival some bodybuilders...maybe not top 5 IFBB guys but most of these football players in the NFL especially the negroids are having bodybuilder physiques.  Look at their arms.  I mean fuck look at Shannon Sharpe commentator.  The guy is still built like a brick shit house.  Look at his face too.  Kind of screams HGH.  Or maybe it's all genetics?   ::)

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2011, 09:13:58 AM »
they never realise this lol.

 ::)  Of course we know, we just don't give a shit.....but for some reason everyone else in the world thinks we should like soccer..... :-X

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2011, 09:22:10 AM »
sup deisel

why you take your sexy facebook typical 'me and the bros and my girl chilln' pic down for panda??

No thanks, In the Panda I trust

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 09:23:08 AM »
There's really no way around an unannounced state-of-the-art steroid test IMO. Forget all about masking steroid use.

My guess is that there's some kind of policy where you can use drugs via prescription (in organizations where the athletes are obviously on drugs).

IMO they aren't 'beating' any test per se. It's window dressing, corruption, etc.

So it depends on who is testing you like Spike said.



I need some ways to beat the tests  8)
where is aliamini and Swami the Cocksmith  when you need them

Aliamini may know how to beat/be clean on a test at a known date. Unannounced test while on steroids? Forget about it.  :D

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2011, 09:24:19 AM »
No thanks, In the Panda I trust

im watchin that show 'heavy; rite now


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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 09:25:49 AM »
There's really no way around an unannounced state-of-the-art steroid test IMO. Forget all about masking steroid use.

My guess is that there's some kind of policy where you can use drugs via prescription (in organizations where the athletes are obviously on drugs).

IMO they aren't 'beating' any test per se. It's window dressing, corruption, etc.

So it depends on who is testing you like Spike said.

exactly - it boils down to 'this substance is on the banned list, why is it present in your system?'

then you go from there or in the nfl its called it injured reserve list ;)

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2011, 09:30:16 AM »
First off it's bullshit to say these guys aren't using steroids.  If they aren't they are using fuckloads of GH.  I mean my god........look at these fuckers nowadays.  These guys rival some bodybuilders...maybe not top 5 IFBB guys but most of these football players in the NFL especially the negroids are having bodybuilder physiques.  Look at their arms.  I mean fuck look at Shannon Sharpe commentator.  The #### is still built like a brick shit house.  Look at his face too.  Kind of screams HGH.  Or maybe it's all genetics?   ::)

Well, maybe all of them are not juiced to the grills  ;D



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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2011, 09:31:31 AM »
I once passed a ten panel drug test with only three hours notice...I also had a few of the different drugs in my system.. :D


Well, maybe all of them are not juiced to the grills  ;D




He uses Insulin... :D

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2011, 11:52:20 AM »
They use someone else's urine and submit it.

yeah they drink big mouthfull then spit

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2011, 01:56:40 PM »
Nascar needs drug testing

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2011, 01:59:05 PM »
Nascar needs drug testing

they do

that one guy lost his sponsers after he test positive for meth like twice

naecer is big biz rounds this parts boy -

NASCAR: Driver Jeremy Mayfield Again Tests Positive for Meth
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532923,00.html

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2011, 02:11:50 PM »
I know in fort mack, the testing don't really mean fuck all, for every ten samples they get they may only test one sample. And if you only get tested once a season, your chances of getting caught are pretty low, as long as your going on off and on long enough to be  clean once in a while.

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2011, 05:12:33 PM »


guy got caught with one a few years back

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2011, 05:46:13 PM »
Someone stated that in NFL football they all use and have a baseline of what is acceptable use(never known by the general public) And if you go over that and test dirty, you will be called out. They also will go after rookies with big mouths.

Ask yourself how many times have you heard of pro basketball players testing dirty for anything? They claim they test. But 95% of all pro basketball players smoke weed on a daily basis.  :-\

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2011, 06:25:27 PM »
My guess would be they use hgh, insulin, and test suspension along with other short ester anabolics and then get some to piss in a cup for them ;D

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2011, 06:30:35 PM »
At 26 reggie bush has no flexibility, inj after inj, breaks bones easy, etc, etc, etc.

PEDs!

 :o Who Dat!

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2011, 07:41:27 PM »
At 26 reggie bush has no flexibility, inj after inj, breaks bones easy, etc, etc, etc.

PEDs!

 :o Who Dat!
Is that what is wrong with that million dollar pussy?

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Re: football players, how do they beat the tests ?
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2011, 09:10:25 PM »
Is that what is wrong with that million dollar pussy?

thats pussy is like kryptonite to his ass - it weakened and destroyed his abilities and powers