Author Topic: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail (Read 8592 times)

disturbia · « **Reply #50 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:44:10 PM »

Quote from: jpm101 on January 26, 2011, 07:40:59 PM

Where did you get the computer to post this stuff, if doing city/county/state time? Give a wink and nod if you run into Squadfather. But he might be out by now.

u dont follow along well do u

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #51 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:47:23 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 26, 2011, 05:31:48 PM

i just legit lol'd in my apartment

You know he meant stab someone, right? Not, take one in the shitter.....

johnnynoname · « **Reply #52 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:48:37 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 26, 2011, 07:47:23 PM

You know he meant stab someone, right? Not, take one in the shitter.....

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #53 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:49:12 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 26, 2011, 07:48:37 PM

basil · « **Reply #54 on:** January 26, 2011, 10:58:43 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 06:46:22 PM

they will never take my sneakers,......neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

in Canada we call them runners or running shoes

Not really. I'm from Canada, and those terms are gay.

disturbia · « **Reply #55 on:** January 26, 2011, 10:59:27 PM »

MODS QUIT CHANGING NAMES OF THREADS QUITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTT

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #56 on:** January 26, 2011, 11:03:04 PM »

It's a better title than the one you gave it. but your poem was pretty good.

Fallsview · « **Reply #57 on:** January 26, 2011, 11:06:20 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 05:25:18 PM

bizarro
so the police show up and I say to them "let me grab my medication and we can be on the way" obviously assuming I am going in.
They say they arent hauling me in they just want to talk/

So we have this at length discussion on bipolar and borderline personality disorder and my issues and they say in 8 years on the force they have never encountered someone who understands thier own situation (being mine) so well and etc etc all positive talk.

so in the end they shake my hand and leave and im absolutely floored

Big question is: Disturbia, where did the police put their horses while talking to you? RCMP's can be real jerks at times, I'm glad they understood your situation.

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

disturbia · « **Reply #58 on:** January 26, 2011, 11:08:22 PM »

Quote from: Jeo-Lee Yun on January 26, 2011, 11:03:04 PM

It's a better title than the one you gave it. but your poem was pretty good.

haiku

Lundgren · « **Reply #59 on:** January 27, 2011, 12:11:42 AM »

Quote from: Fallsview on January 26, 2011, 11:06:20 PM

Big question is: Disturbia, where did the police put their horses while talking to you? RCMP's can be real jerks at times, I'm glad they understood your situation.

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's in saskastoba, they use huskies up there, it makes going from igloo to igloo much faster.

StuartR · « **Reply #60 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:06:15 AM »

This story isnt very plausible

Fallsview · « **Reply #61 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:16:24 AM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on January 27, 2011, 12:11:42 AM

He's in saskastoba, they use huskies up there, it makes going from igloo to igloo much faster.

Yes, my mistake. Also they eat moose for Thanksgiving. Wonderful!!!!

MountaineerMuscle · « **Reply #62 on:** January 27, 2011, 06:19:46 AM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #63 on:** January 27, 2011, 06:36:42 AM »

Would someone just shiv somebody already.

spinnis · « **Reply #64 on:** January 27, 2011, 06:38:22 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 27, 2011, 06:36:42 AM

Would someone just shiv somebody already.

where is artie when you need him

ag2 · « **Reply #65 on:** January 27, 2011, 12:04:53 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 26, 2011, 07:30:50 PM

i can support that

Edmonton or Calgary Police?

Fatpanda · « **Reply #66 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:30:33 PM »

good luck josh.

keep your head down and use this time to chill and look at things properly.

read some buddhist teachings - noble path + noble truths.

take care.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #67 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:37:12 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on January 27, 2011, 01:30:33 PM

good luck josh.

keep your head down and use this time to chill and look at things properly.

read some buddhist teachings - noble path + noble truths.

take care.

Man, no offense but that little smug post just really pissed me off.

SHOULDERS · « **Reply #68 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:38:12 PM »

damn, this dude made this exact thread about two or three years ago. the police seem to always back off.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #69 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:40:07 PM »

Quote from: SHOULDERS on January 27, 2011, 01:38:12 PM

damn, this dude made this exact thread about two or three years ago. the police seem to always back off.

your mom seems to always back me off

SHOULDERS · « **Reply #70 on:** January 27, 2011, 01:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on January 27, 2011, 01:40:07 PM

your mom seems to always backs me off

that's because she knows I'm fucking your sister and you smell bad.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #71 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:14:03 PM »

Plead insanity bro.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #72 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:16:42 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on January 27, 2011, 02:14:03 PM

~~Plead~~ BLEED insanity bro.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #73 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:45:54 PM »

And you didn't have to pay them off with any of your mutation money. Good deal

Firemuscle · « **Reply #74 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:53:53 PM »

Remember, when you walk into that jail the first thing you should do is beat the shit out of the biggest dude in the whole place. Then you'll get respect.

Author Topic: Oops - warrants out for me - off to jail (Read 8592 times)

spinnis

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