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honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« on: January 27, 2011, 07:15:30 PM »
does the smell of poop not bother you?

*remember now...straight men have an option....so my question stands

call it morbid curiosity...and on this board you can answer (and as dante said)"without fear of infamy"




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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 07:19:08 PM »
bro, you lived in dirty ass pakistan...does the shit smell bother you? i have been to pakistan, and just about every other shithole in the middle east....if i say something smells bad now?...RUN!!!

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 07:24:18 PM »
bro, you lived in dirty ass pakistan...does the shit smell bother you? i have been to pakistan, and just about every other shithole in the middle east....if i say something smells bad now?...RUN!!!

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sorry bench...you have absolutely no idea how i lived in pakistan...i love ya man ...buuuuut in pakistan i lived like a king...    ;)

sorry you were made to go to just the shitholes in pakistan and the middle east....apparently we keep buying our oil from them and our economy depends on them...these r facts....which people keep forgetting
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 07:26:32 PM »
my old house in pakistan


sorry bench...you have absolutely no idea how i lived in pakistan...i love ya man ...buuuuut in pakistan i lived like a king...    ;)
but its still pakistan ;D

you ever go to bahrain?..always enjoyed that place..

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 07:31:51 PM »
but its still pakistan ;D

you ever go to bahrain?..always enjoyed that place..

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no never been to bahrain....yes it still pakistan



i am an American first...but i'm not gonna forget my childhood...wich ws better than 99.99% of the people that live here....i grew up a prince  8)

pretty much..NOONE else on this board can say that ;)
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 07:34:29 PM »

pretty much..NOONE else on this board can say that 5,000,000,000 times every year like I do ;)

True. 

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 07:37:19 PM »
o btw...if i sound touchy..YES i am...

if America hates brown people (arabs) so much..STOP buying oil from them....for fucks sake..its hypocritical...

if America ws so open about their dislike about blacks....the NA..i forget..the negro alliance would be all over it...


i'm fine with dislike for brown people...freedom for disliking someone is what i love about this country(except black people...you cant do that.thats against the law)....i'm NOT fine with hypocrisy...

its comes down to the liberal tree hugger driving a SUV....sorta deal  >:(
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 07:38:54 PM »
True.  

sorry you had a shitty childhood  and cant be proud of it like i am  :(



in your honor...next time i am in pakistan...i will be nice to a chinese worker  ;)

and oh..if you had a great childhood ..feel free to post pictures...cause..otherw ise..u just end up sounding bitter man  :(
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 07:42:49 PM »
no never been to bahrain....yes it still pakistan



i am an American first...but i'm not gonna forget my childhood...wich ws better than 99.99% of the people that live here....i grew up a prince  8)

pretty much..NOONE else on this board can say that ;)
the lives we still chose...bwahahaha..my mom cant stand what i do

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 07:50:01 PM »
the lives we still chose...bwahahaha..my mom cant stand what i do

bench

i just took a step back bench and realized and i'm totally pissed at at something else and i'm taking it out on getbig...i'm sorry man...you realize i've been posting on getbig again for the past 1 month ...but i said i would be gone?

i'm about 3 months behind on my studies man.....i'm 3 * 800 oage books behind...which is about 1 month...i just dont know where to make up that time...i study from 7 am till 2 am....excluding time to eat..(other than right now...)exactly where do i come up with the extra time??

i sorta feel trapped...and i'm angry....i honestly dont know where to make time...if i cut down the sleep time then i wont be as productive...does that work??? i dont know???....shit man..i'm fucking lagging
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 07:52:24 PM »
i just took a step back bench and realized and i'm totally pissed at at something else and i'm taking it out on getbig...i'm sorry man...you realize i've been posting on getbig again for the past 1 month ...but i said i would be gone?



It's ok, I forgive you.  And of course I remember you said you would be gone.  I was just about to ask you how come you're still posting. 

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 07:56:01 PM »
Oh and sleep is for babies.  Me and my fellow Chineses sleep only 1.5 hrs/night, which is why we're kicking the US's economic ass.

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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2011, 07:57:42 PM »
It's ok, I forgive you. 

great...now that i have your approval...i can read 3 * 800 pager books and remember them at an inkling in 3 days
..i'll pass the CCIE and life will be great...

thankyou!!!!!!!!!  ;)



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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 07:59:30 PM »
Oh and sleep is for babies.  Me and my fellow Chineses sleep only 1.5 hrs/night, which is why we're kicking the US's economic ass.

ironic since u r posting on a US owned business  :-*

quit posting on a business that is owned by the USA baby  ;)

check mate...o wait..i mean chink mate  ;)

...i'm brown...dont expect me to be culturally sensitive  :)

aren't chinese the fuckers that even the pakistanis treat like shit in pakistan????   ...do tell???
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 08:01:25 PM »
great...now that i have your approval...i can read 3 * 800 pager books and remember them at an inkling in 3 days
..i'll pass the CCIE and life will be great...

thankyou!!!!!!!!!  ;)




i only sleep 2-3 hours a night, a lot of times not at all...you will be fine...your body adapts...

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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2011, 08:06:38 PM »
i only sleep 2-3 hours a night, a lot of times not at all...you will be fine...your body adapts...

bench

YOUR body adapts...shit man..does not mean mine does also >:(

although...lets hope mine does also......bench without sounding snotty...its not your everyday test  man...i'm trying to be the TOP 1% of the engineering society and my best friend today told me i can pass this test WITHOUT reading said books...

can i?

YES SIR

DO i WANT TO?     F**UCKNOOOOOOOO

its a pride thing...and i'm honestly at a loss ...i shall try...to put in more time...dunno if it shall work
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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2011, 05:29:02 AM »
my old house in pakistan


sorry bench...you have absolutely no idea how i lived in pakistan...i love ya man ...buuuuut in pakistan i lived like a king...    ;)

sorry you were made to go to just the shitholes in pakistan and the middle east....apparently we keep buying our oil from them and our economy depends on them...these r facts....which people keep forgetting
I thought you were from India, Toxie?

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2011, 08:50:16 AM »
I thought you were from India, Toxie?

He does look like a Bengali. Probably left Bengal when E. Pakistan declared independence.

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2011, 03:12:33 PM »
Oh and sleep is for babies.  Me and my fellow Chineses sleep only 1.5 hrs/night, which is why we're kicking the US's economic ass.

Are you a really a china-man...You made a reference to Palermo being a shit-hole.

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2011, 03:30:50 PM »
was this not supposed to be a thread about bum fucking?


I've always told men to fuck right off (or more politely, thanks but no thanks) if they want to go there, I've a perfectly nice other two holes.




Realised it's like the last frontier and they think they need it bad now, but go away.  It doesn't smell, I've washed, nor is it ugly, but I don't want your big dick up there, are you gay?


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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2011, 03:45:22 PM »
was this not supposed to be a thread about bum fucking?


I've always told men to fuck right off (or more politely, thanks but no thanks) if they want to go there, I've a perfectly nice other two holes.




Realised it's like the last frontier and they think they need it bad now, but go away.  It doesn't smell, I've washed it, nor is it ugly, but I don't want your big dick up there, are you gay?


thanks
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Do do do anal? I have very big penis BTW..

You mention you have 2 orifices other than your butt-hole..Speak on this..

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2011, 04:11:23 PM »
Toxi, do you really have time to read the Divine Comedy when you're supposed to be studying economics or banking?



lol
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I got as far as purgatory and had to put it down.

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2011, 04:20:11 PM »
I have very big penis BTW..



Men with nice sized dicks don't want bum sex, it's only the blokes with puny ones who think an anus is a good place to fuck.  Sorry.  

I try to teach them cunnilingus and if they're not into that, they're defintely gay, and I send them straight back to the gym.

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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2011, 04:51:42 PM »

Men with nice sized dicks don't want bum sex, it's only the blokes with puny ones who think an anus is a good place to fuck.  Sorry. 

I try to teach them cunnilingus and if they're not into that, I send them to the gym.

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Cunnilingus is my favorite language... :D


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Re: honest to gawd question to BGM and all gay men
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2011, 04:57:36 PM »
my mom cant stand what i do

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your Mum thinks you're a prostitute downtown and is so very proud of you, but she'll be gutted when she finds out what you really are.


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