Author Topic: Best "Mom" 1 liners (Read 4999 times)

dj181 · « **on:** January 30, 2011, 02:53:49 AM »

I gots to go wit kiwiols "I update your mom" ROFL! Hil-fucking-larious

Tito also had a very good one about your mom on his bike lol

kiwiol · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:40:07 AM »

I like how they're being used more now. Master Blaster, Tito24 and JimmyJam come up with some good ones.

Some of the cvnts here are a little too sensitive and get worked up over them, though

devilsmile · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:45:59 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on January 30, 2011, 02:53:49 AM

I gots to go wit kiwiols "I update your mom" ROFL! Hil-fucking-larious Tito also had a very good one about your mom on his bike lol

Your moms the best one liner

just for you kiwiol

Firemuscle · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:47:13 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 03:45:59 AM

Your moms the best one liner

just for you kiwiol

Your Mom is so fat, I shoved my cock up her ass and KFC gravy poured out her asshole.

devilsmile · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:50:37 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 30, 2011, 03:47:13 AM

Your Mom is so fat, I shoved my cock up her ass and KFC gravy poured out her asshole.

your moms a shovel

Firemuscle · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:52:45 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 03:50:37 AM

your moms a shovel

Your Mom's so poor she ate my asshole just to get a piece of corn.

devilsmile · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:57:55 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 30, 2011, 03:52:45 AM

Your Mom's so poor she ate my asshole just to get a piece of corn.

your moms my asshole

_bruce_ · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:06:51 AM »

The mom stuff is always ace - carries a certain disrespectful aura

devilsmile · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:07:47 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on January 30, 2011, 04:06:51 AM

The mom stuff is always ace - carries a certain disrespectful aura

your mom is allways ace

Firemuscle · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:09:52 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on January 30, 2011, 04:06:51 AM

The mom stuff is always ace - carries a certain disrespectful aura

Your Mom is such a dyke. She sometimes eats out the pussy of the family dog, just to get a little taste of pussy juice. And while she's at it she cuts the dingleberries out of it's asshole hair with some scissors and eats them.

devilsmile · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:13:25 AM »

your moms a family dog

just like kiwiol, less is more... nobody even cares to read novel length "mom jokes"

Firemuscle · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:15:09 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 04:13:25 AM

your moms a family dog

just like kiwiol, less is more... nobody even cares to read novel length "mom jokes"

Your Mom is such a loose whore. I fucked her in the ass last night and my balls kept going in too on accident.

devilsmile · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:21:21 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 30, 2011, 04:15:09 AM

Your Mom is such a loose whore. I fucked her in the ass last night and my balls kept going in too on accident.

your mom was an accident last night.. (

)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:32:00 AM »

well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes

Firemuscle · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:36:27 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 04:32:00 AM

well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes

When JNN told his Mom that he was gay, she said "Well Johnny, why did you fuck me last night then?"

devilsmile · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:44:16 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 04:32:00 AM

well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes

your mom jumped the shark

mmmmh, FUCKing hot picture.... is it sad that I've jerked off few times for that pic?

Firemuscle · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2011, 05:01:58 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 04:44:16 AM

your mom jumped the shark

mmmmh, FUCKing hot picture.... is it sad that I've jerked off few times for that pic?

Your Mom is such a fat bitch. When I fucked her I had to pump her with my whole arm just so she would feel it.

chaos · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:46:01 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 30, 2011, 04:32:00 AM

well, it looks like the whole "your mom" thing "jumped the shark"

thanks assholes

Real.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:51:21 AM »

Your mom is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn.

Tito24 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:06:20 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on January 30, 2011, 07:51:21 AM

Your mom is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn.

haha yes she is

devilsmile · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:18:27 AM »

your mom IS the door knob... I chopped her hands off and made a door knob out of'em, that's the way I roll

SS · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:21:39 AM »

Your moms such a whore that Jenna Jamison looks up to her for inspiration.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:57:06 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2011, 08:18:27 AM

your mom IS the door knob... I chopped her hands off and made a door knob out of'em, that's the way I roll

Master Blaster · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:44:17 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2011, 03:40:07 AM

I like how they're being used more now. Master Blaster, Tito24 and JimmyJam come up with some good ones.

Some of the cvnts here are a little too sensitive and get worked up over them, though

kiwiol is the king of your mom

Nirvana · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:47:03 AM »

my mom's dead

the only counter to a your mom joke.