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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2011, 09:49:45 AM »
my mom's dead

the only counter to a your mom joke.

your mom's a counter joke

Sory you can't kill this flow, you can't, mathematical impossibility.

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2011, 09:50:35 AM »
your mom's a counter joke

Sory you can't kill this flow, you can't, mathematical impossibility.
*pm-ing ron to put you in TO for mama jokes.

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2011, 09:53:47 AM »
*pm-ing ron to put you in TO for mama jokes.

your mom is my time out

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2011, 09:54:13 AM »
When JNN told his Mom that he was gay, she said "Well Johnny, why did you fuck me last night then?"
Bahahah his mom died when he was a little boy, ROFLMAO

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2011, 09:59:17 AM »

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2011, 11:11:20 AM »
yo momma jokes went out with sanford n son

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2011, 11:47:47 AM »
btw, none of you know how to do "your mom" right



yeah, I said it

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2011, 12:16:13 PM »
I know how to do your mom right!
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2011, 12:21:45 PM »
I know how to do your mom right!

pw3nd .....but I already did the work for you on that one



*waits*

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2011, 12:24:26 PM »
Your mom already did work on me.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2011, 12:35:11 PM »
Your mom already did work on me.

pw3nd again


THAT'S IT!!!!!  I'm done with this

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2011, 12:37:29 PM »
Your mom isn't done with this!
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2011, 12:38:17 PM »
Your mom isn't done with this!

I'm  done with your mom

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2011, 12:39:35 PM »
ouch

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2011, 12:53:49 PM »
Lol
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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2011, 12:56:26 PM »
Your mom was really good in bed, i miss her. Say hi to her for me :D
tank u jesus

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Re: Best "Mom" 1 liners
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2011, 01:16:14 PM »
That was fucking stupid "Bobby"....what's wrong with you?
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