Author Topic: calling Parker and G_Thang (Read 7493 times)

flinstones1 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:20:50 PM »

Quote from: mesmorph78 on January 30, 2011, 03:18:03 PM

the person who made up that statistic mustnt be well endowed

because that is a joke

I have a 6.5 incher and every girl thinks Im huge lmao. The reality is if your between 5-7 your ok. Which is 97 percent of the male population.

tbombz · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:22:58 PM »

parker are you a virgin?

no matter how big the ass is, when a woman is bent over in doggy, the pussy is always right there for the taking. no need to "cut through inches"

check the one on the left. the one on the right just isnt spreading it apart and bending over enough.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:24:46 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 30, 2011, 02:48:18 PM

how small you talking bout bro? ive got a 5 incher myself and never had any problems like that. big dicks are favored by most all women but they still like and get off on smaller dicks. the average dick is 5-6 inches and most women only come across something bigger evey once in a while.

tbombz I find it hard to believe you are only 5 inches man judging by your facial features (high natty test levels means high dht..dht is dose responsive in penis length during pubrty)

no homo

Tapeworm · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:26:34 PM »

In b4 pics of erect penises on rulers.

che · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:31:20 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on January 30, 2011, 03:26:34 PM

In b4 pics of erect penises on rulers.

Boost · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:32:41 PM »

Sporting a 2.5 inch pecker, i'm somewhat of a novelty.

A circus act that women flock to "just to see how small it really is"

Let's just say, they rarely leave disappointed

Parker · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:36:32 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 30, 2011, 03:22:58 PM

parker are you a virgin?

no matter how big the ass is, when a woman is bent over in doggy, the pussy is always right there for the taking. no need to "cut through inches"

[img]http://assesinpublic.adult-collections.com/images/2009/04/Two%20nasty%20wild%20big%20booty%20sluts%20fuck%20hard%20samurai.jpg

check the one on the left. the one on the right just isnt spreading it apart and bending over enough.

Most of the women I've been with are built similar--more like the light skinned one...

Yes the cooter is right there, but as you said, that chick is spreading it out...a woman or you shouldn't have to spread the booty out to cut thru it...if you gotta make her bend over all o ef the damn place and have her spread...then there is a issue at hand...

Now, i can see you having the woman bent way over, where her head is near her knees, so you get the cooter meat, but as I said, I know of women who prefer a larger man, due to having a 40+ inch ass.
And 8 ain't a monster, unless you have Shorty Mac's 8...

kiwiol · « **Reply #32 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:38:31 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on January 30, 2011, 03:26:34 PM

In b4 pics of erect penises on rulers.

Hope not. Getbig isn't ready for another skinny mini incident.

Boost · « **Reply #33 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:41:06 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2011, 03:38:31 PM

Hope not. Getbig isn't ready for another skinny mini incident.

I must have missed that one

225for70 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:44:39 PM »

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kiwiol · « **Reply #35 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:45:37 PM »

Quote from: Boost on January 30, 2011, 03:41:06 PM

I must have missed that one

Ask or PM NewZealandMuscleMonster and he'll tell you all about it

Cableguy · « **Reply #36 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on January 30, 2011, 10:39:45 AM

Just met a 27 year old sister the other day at a trouble call that had a body similar to this, except her legs were a little bit smaller. "Thick" in the true sense of the word, big tits and round ass and a small waist. Caramel color and a nice face too. Not "thick" like some fat chicks are delusional enough to think they are, lol.

I wasn't really hitting on her, but she wrote down her number and said "hit me up"...fucking A right I will...

Parker · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2011, 03:57:17 PM »

Quote from: Cableguy on January 30, 2011, 03:49:24 PM

Just met a 27 year old sister the other day at a trouble call that had a body similar to this, except her legs were a little bit smaller. "Thick" in the true sense of the word, big tits and round ass and a small waist. Caramel color and a nice face too. Not "thick" like some fat chicks are delusional enough to think they are, lol.

I wasn't really hitting on her, but she wrote down her number and said "hit me up"...fucking A right I will...

Good for you...Does she have kids, a man, or is she looking for a cable hook up?
Unfortunately, this chick's ass has more in common with Pam Anderson's boobs (not real)...

Cableguy · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:06:17 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2011, 03:57:17 PM

Good for you...Does she have kids, a man, or is she looking for a cable hook up?
Unfortunately, this chick's ass has more in common with Pam Anderson's boobs (not real)...

Looks like she just wants a little "company"...

She has an 8 year old and is single. Not looking for a "man". She made her independance plainly clear. Stays in the bottom floor apartment of a nice house in a nice neighborhood. And she already has her cable...

She thought I was in my mid thirties like most people do. She said "I bet you get all the young honies", lol. And there's nothing fake about her. 100% thick and natural...

225for70 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:18:43 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2011, 03:45:37 PM

Ask or PM NewZealandMuscleMonster and he'll tell you all about it

What's that all about..Is it of NZMM haven't a picture of Johnny Failcon with his weiner out?

Parker · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:23:55 PM »

Quote from: Cableguy on January 30, 2011, 04:06:17 PM

Looks like she just wants a little "company"... She has an 8 year old and is single. Not looking for a "man". She made her independance plainly clear. Stays in the bottom floor apartment of a nice house in a nice neighborhood. And she already has her cable... She thought I was in my mid thirties like most people do. She said "I bet you get all the young honies", lol. And there's nothing fake about her. 100% thick and natural...

Damn, I hate those--- rents a apt in a house...and has a 8 yr old. And is 27---setting up the kid to see (not you) but men running in and out of the place...she ain't "independent" she is is faking it...I've seen that waaaay to much...

But, you may have it made or may be in for a trap.

kiwiol · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:28:04 PM »

Quote from: 225for70 on January 30, 2011, 04:18:43 PM

What's that all about..Is it of NZMM haven't a picture of Johnny Failcon with his weiner out?

Yep, lol

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2011, 04:23:55 PM

Damn, I hate those--- rents a apt in a house...and has a 8 yr old. And is 27---setting up the kid to see (not you) but men running in and out of the place...she ain't "independent" she is is faking it...I've seen that waaaay to much...

But, you may have it made or may be in for a trap.

those are the women that stay "Caked Up"

You are a "Swagless Pirate Monkey" if you fucking them women.

225for70 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2011, 04:38:34 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2011, 04:28:04 PM

Yep, lol

Are you suggesting that NZMM is the type of a guy you would spot in a night club in a remote area of bangkok and when you look in his direction again he suddenly is gone like he never were there in first place. Then he suddenly appears again, and he is sucking off some dude in the alley behind the night club.?

KevinP85 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2011, 02:57:44 PM

Not to keep this "up", but you are lying bro, you are what 5'11"

a phat booty chick, depending on the thickness, from the back is gonna need at the least 7, from what women have told me, 8-9 is good for them. 10 is hitting the cervix...

And that is the last I'm gonna say on that.

Parker, are you serious? Lol you know height and size, there are no correlation. Epic penis talk hahaha

Also, the girls you are talking too are all liars

That being said, maybe I should have been a porn star with what I've got

Parker · « **Reply #45 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:30:50 PM »

Quote from: KevinP85 on January 30, 2011, 07:16:35 PM

Parker, are you serious? Lol you know height and size, there are no correlation. Epic penis talk hahaha

Also, the girls you are talking too are all liars

That being said, maybe I should have been a porn star with what I've got

No, I thought he'd be bigger being 5'11 and all.

Cableguy · « **Reply #46 on:** January 30, 2011, 10:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2011, 04:23:55 PM

Damn, I hate those--- rents a apt in a house...and has a 8 yr old. And is 27---setting up the kid to see (not you) but men running in and out of the place...she ain't "independent" she is is faking it...I've seen that waaaay to much...

But, you may have it made or may be in for a trap.

Ain't got nothing for her except my "charming personality"...

Still debating...but she is slammin'...

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #47 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:06:41 AM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 30, 2011, 03:22:58 PM

parker are you a virgin?

no matter how big the ass is, when a woman is bent over in doggy, the pussy is always right there for the taking. no need to "cut through inches"

check the one on the left. the one on the right just isnt spreading it apart and bending over enough.

not to say anyone is right or wrong.

but i had two guys on my basketball team in high school, they were twins. They had identical baby dicks too.

And both of the girls that they dated in high school said that they couldnt do doggy with them because it would slip out too much.

I dont know how big their dicks were but im assuming 3 or 4 inches.

So there is something to be said for size and being able to do certain positions.

Parker · « **Reply #48 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:12:13 AM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on January 31, 2011, 01:06:41 AM

not to say anyone is right or wrong.

but i had two guys on my basketball team in high school, they were twins. They had identical baby dicks too.

And both of the girls that they dated in high school said that they couldnt do doggy with them because it would slip out too much.

I dont know how big their dicks were but im assuming 3 or 4 inches.

So there is something to be said for size and being able to do certain positions.

Karma Sutra has positions for those who are less endowed and more endowed...

I'd hate to be one of those twins...but I would hate to be one of those twins and one having a reg one, and the other a baby one....Probably try world Domination to compensate...

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #49 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:17:00 AM »

Quote from: Parker on January 31, 2011, 01:12:13 AM

Karma Sutra has positions for those who are less endowed and more endowed...

I'd hate to be one of those twins...but I would hate to be one of those twins and one having a reg one, and the other a baby one....Probably try world Domination to compensate...

Its funny because we'd shower after games and those always wore lil' shorts in the shower. It all made sense when we found out about their "situation".

And about the whole size thing, size doesnt really matter because most girls ( id say 90%) dont get off on penetration anyways. If you can eat pussy and know how to work a vibrator, you can get any girl off with ease.