Author Topic: Mr. GB (Read 164273 times)

devilsmile · « **Reply #150 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:12:05 AM »

to think of it, I think I shouldnt anticipate to this contest,

I go to venezuela this march for 3 weeks... and it's not a family trip... last summer I had a one week trip in tunisia and I lost 3.5kg even though I ate perfectly but I swam alot... now I go to venezuela to drink, snort coke and fuck whores for 3 weeks so...

well....

kiwiol · « **Reply #151 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:35:21 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on February 08, 2011, 09:08:22 AM

Oh go cry in dr.chimps arms

I get the feeling he'd be obnoxiously snobbish, if I tried

CalvinH · « **Reply #152 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:49:26 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 08, 2011, 09:35:21 AM

I get the feeling he'd be obnoxiously snobbish, if I tried

And he'd probably try to get you to pay for his drinks.

devilsmile · « **Reply #153 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:55:18 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on February 08, 2011, 09:48:43 AM

Think of it as motivation to get back in shape after vacation, you'll still have 2/3 weeks. And you barely need it anyway

don't be a pussy

I'm a pussy EATER, not a pussy,

.... faverut drink? Guess.......... cold Breezer, strawberry, HAHAHAHAHAH BOOOOOM!!!!!!

Ursus · « **Reply #154 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:25:48 AM »

How about the rule that you cannot weigh in lbs more than your height in cm?

That way taller slimmer guys can compete if they wish?

dj181 · « **Reply #155 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:48:08 AM »

That sounds good to me Ursus, although I hope that you don't decide to throw your hat in the ring, coz I fear you man, and I also fear that fella called che, although he said that he won't compete in this contest coz he ain't no twink, so maybe my che fear is unfounded? At least I sure as hell hope so

Ursus · « **Reply #156 on:** February 08, 2011, 02:37:46 PM »

I wont be competing at all I am too lazy

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #157 on:** February 08, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 08, 2011, 11:48:08 AM

That sounds good to me Ursus, although I hope that you don't decide to throw your hat in the ring, coz I fear you man, and I also fear that fella called che, although he said that he won't compete in this contest coz he ain't no twink, so maybe my che fear is unfounded? At least I sure as hell hope so

che dont quailfy he is too big, being judge #1 I rule him out.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #158 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:31:57 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on February 08, 2011, 03:29:58 PM

Whats goooooooooooooood nyuuuuuggaaaz!!!

(epic infant calves )

calves definately twink status if the thighs get much bigger a disqualification is in order.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #159 on:** February 08, 2011, 03:56:27 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 08, 2011, 09:12:05 AM

to think of it, I think I shouldnt anticipate to this contest,

I go to venezuela this march for 3 weeks... and it's not a family trip... last summer I had a one week trip in tunisia and I lost 3.5kg even though I ate perfectly but I swam alot... now I go to venezuela to drink, snort coke and fuck whores for 3 weeks so...

well....

I'm gona go do the same thing in Hong Kong for 2 weeks pretty soon. So I guess that evens things out.

devilsmile · « **Reply #160 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:46:09 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 08, 2011, 03:56:27 PM

I'm gona go do the same thing in Hong Kong for 2 weeks pretty soon. So I guess that evens things out.

I dunno... 5 grams of coke for 20 euros tops, 60% vol

... maby even less money, in venezuela people can kill you if you have nice shoes, it's not uncommon. And I have 1 whole week more than you.

venezuela isn't a holiday destination, it's only slightly less dangerous than columbia. Luckily I won't be a tourist there.

TacoBell · « **Reply #161 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:47:47 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 08, 2011, 03:56:27 PM

I'm gona go do the same thing in Hong Kong for 2 weeks pretty soon. So I guess that evens things out.

Right now, post a pic of something which clearly illustrates u are in an asian country

Firemuscle · « **Reply #162 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:57:08 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 08, 2011, 09:46:09 PM

I dunno... 5 grams of coke for 20 euros tops, 60% vol ... maby even less money, in venezuela people can kill you if you have nice shoes, it's not uncommon,

venezuela isn't a holiday destination, it's only slightly less dangerous than columbia.

Venezuala is much more dangerous than Colombia.

Colombia really isn't even that bad. It was bad 20 years ago but these days it's pretty safe. Colombia's reputation for danger is way exagerated. I wandered around Colombia alone for 2 weeks and it was about the same as Peru or Ecuador.

These days Venezuala is the biggest shithole in South America. And it's the only country in South America i'd consider truely dangerous because the police and government out there do not have much control over the people. There's lots of internet videos out there coming out of Venezuala where people are getting burned alive and beaten to death by mobs, or hands cut off with machete.

I've been to plenty of very dangerous countries though and if you act right and mind your business you can be safe anywhere.

Why are you going to Venezuala anyway?

Firemuscle · « **Reply #163 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:58:18 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on February 08, 2011, 09:47:47 PM

Right now, post a pic of something which clearly illustrates u are in an asian country

Why?

I already posted a picture of myself in my apartment. And it's clearly an Asian apartment.

I don't carry a camera on me 24-7 and i'm sitting at my work desk now.

devilsmile · « **Reply #164 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:01:00 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 08, 2011, 09:57:08 PM

Why are you going to Venezuala anyway?

My friends half venezuelan, and he takes his cooworker and me with him in venezuela to check out his country

3 weeks in and out for 560 euros, now the price is 1200 euros... think about it, I was lucky to get a trip like this with NO MONEY

... and I have plenty of money to spend there aswell... we go there through frankfurt.

The reason goin there, it's a place to go to party if you know people there, and my friend has cusines and friends there that will pick us up from the airport so it's good. Cocaine is pure and cheap there, I have never tried it and I want to try it.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #165 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:10:15 PM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 08, 2011, 10:01:00 PM

My friends half venezuelan, and he takes his cooworker and me with him in venezuela to check out his country

3 weeks in and out for 560 euros, now the price is 1200 euros... think about it, I was lucky to get a trip like this with NO MONEY ... and I have plenty of money to spend there aswell... we go there through frankfurt.

The reason goin there, it's a place to go to party if you know people there, and my friend has cusines and friends there that will pick us up from the airport so it's good. Cocaine is pure and cheap there, I have never tried it and I want to try it.

Fuck yeah i'd go to Venezuala too. If you're with a friend then that's no problem.

I went to Ecuador for the same reason. I planned on staying for 2 weeks. But I decided to stay longet so I called my job in the U.S. and told them I quit. And just wandered around alone for a couple months just meeting random people and doing random shit. Ended up seeing Ecuador, Peru and Colombia.

You're gonna like the women there. Huge ass and titties. Perfect tens you can fuck for 20 US dollars or less. Sometimes as low as ten dollars.

devilsmile · « **Reply #166 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:39:53 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on February 08, 2011, 10:10:15 PM

Fuck yeah i'd go to Venezuala too. If you're with a friend then that's no problem.

I went to Ecuador for the same reason. I planned on staying for 2 weeks. But I decided to stay longet so I called my job in the U.S. and told them I quit. And just wandered around alone for a couple months just meeting random people and doing random shit. Ended up seeing Ecuador, Peru and Colombia.

You're gonna like the women there. Huge ass and titties. Perfect tens you can fuck for 20 US dollars or less. Sometimes as low as ten dollars.

yeah, I can't wait... even the prostitutes are fine so I'm going to enjoy

devilsmile · « **Reply #167 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:47:35 AM »

When I reply to this thread I constantly get; "Warning - while you were reading 18 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. "

Well, then it's not ron, it's my computer or something... I can't see any post after the "I'm a pussy eater, not a pussy" post...

oh well, never mind,.

kiwiol · « **Reply #168 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:53:51 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 09, 2011, 05:52:10 AM

I can't see any posts past page8 ... when I press reply, then I can see the posts below the window where you type on, but when I go back and refresh the page, I can't see any posts... oh well...

Clear your browser's cache and cookies.

devilsmile · « **Reply #169 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:57:30 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 09, 2011, 05:53:51 AM

Clear your browser's cache and cookies.

worked, works fine now

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #170 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:00:33 AM »

Can we just name this contest "Twinkamania" or "Littlepolooza?" Winner gets these...

devilsmile · « **Reply #171 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:01:21 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 09, 2011, 06:00:33 AM

Can we just name this contest "Twinkamania" or "Littlepolooza?" Winner gets these...

nice shoes

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #172 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:03:46 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on February 09, 2011, 06:01:21 AM

nice shoes

I wonder if they make them in men's?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #173 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:04:54 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on February 09, 2011, 05:58:44 AM

Brutal geek knowledge.

We got chimps making sure everyone has proper grammer and kiwiol helping with computer issues makes a decent tandem.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #174 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:07:23 AM »

Let's see someone start up a permabulker/fatass competition for guys 200 pounds and up then.

Big guys with 20% body fat and over look less impressive than thin shredded guys posing.

The only way that you can be both huge, and shredded, is to be on gear. Or have very, very good genetics, like the top 0.1 %.

In fact. You know what i'm gonna do. I'M GONNA OPEN THIS CONTEST UP TO PEOPLE OF ALL WEIGHT CLASSES, THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOU SHOULD BE A TRUE NATURAL. NO HORMONES OR PRO-HORMONES OR ANY OF THAT SHIT.

Because, anyone who is really natural and weighs 240 is DEFINITELY gonna be softer than a waterbed.

Bring it on fat boys. You gonna get fucked up.