arent you a dirty looking, pale, hairy, skinny fat, shitty tattooed, twink?
Yes. The ladies love that kind of look.
But let's see here.....
Dirty looking, nope. I wear very nice clothes and look pretty sharp. I have very good personal hygeine.
Pale, yes, but that's considered a GOOD thing by most people. A tan is a sign of a farm laboror or construction worker in most places, and pale skin is desired. I think being pale is cool.
Hairy. Yes, but if I shave it down, problem solved. But then again, being hairy is not necesarrily a bad thing. Men are hairy....
Skinny fat. Nope, i'm in shape. I have enough muscle that i'm not skinny. And I'm lean all over, so i'm not fat.
Tattooed. Yes I am, and I love my tattoos, they are a part of me.
Twink. Nope. Twinks are much skinnier than me.
Winning.