Mr. GB

[dj181]

Don't ask the ladies here this question, go to a board which has plenty of hot sexyass females frequenting it and then ask them to be the jugdes. Who gives a shit if average females think that you are fuckable. Reach for the stars baby

[Firemuscle]

Don't ask the ladies here this question, go to a board which has plenty of hot sexyass females frequenting it and then ask them to be the jugdes. Who gives a shit if average females think that you are fuckable. Reach for the stars baby

 Good idea. I'm gonna post my most muscular pic on some all bitchez forums and see what they think of my body.

 By the way. Go to a "normal" forum on the internet that has lots of women. Ask them if they are into bodybuilders, 95% of them will say no.

[WillGrant]

Religion of peace

[dj181]

I hear ya man, I showed a female friend of mine photos of me at different stages of my "development" and she prefered me when I was at 140 (and a serious runner) than when I was 154 (my tanned and peak pic that is on this thread). Another female friend said "women much prefer face over body" so once again FACE>body

[Firemuscle]

I hear ya man, I showed a female friend of mine photos of me at different stages of my "development" and she prefered me when I was at 140 (and a serious runner) than when I was 154 (my tanned and peak pic that is on this thread). Another female friend said "women much prefer face over body" so once again FACE>body

 Yeah, I remember about a year ago I went on a dating forum and asked the women what they thought the perfect male body was.

 It went on for like 100 pages and most of the women liked guys with swimmers builds. Also a lot of them liked the David Hasselhoff/George Clooney look. Tall and in shape, yet sort of skinny fat.

 I posted pictures of a few bodybulders and almost all the women were repulsed.

 It seems like lots of women are intimidated and repelled by guys who are in a lot better shape than them. They usually want a guy who's more at their same fitness level.

 Huge muscles sure are popular with the gay folk though.

[dj181]

yo dj did you see this?


got legs?

I'll give you props man, your legs are looking pretty jacked actually. Remember man, I following Zane's decree which he put forth in a of his poems, and it goes as follows:

"no one muscle group overshadows any other
in a perfect body all muscles are brothers
all bodyparts shout
as every single muscle stands out"

[DK II]

Yeah, I remember about a year ago I went on a dating forum and asked the women what they thought the perfect male body was.

 It went on for like 100 pages and most of the women liked guys with swimmers builds. Also a lot of them liked the David Hasselhoff/George Clooney look. Tall and in shape, yet sort of skinny fat.

 I posted pictures of a few bodybulders and almost all the women were repulsed.

 It seems like lots of women are intimidated and repelled by guys who are in a lot better shape than them. They usually want a guy who's more at their same fitness level.
 Huge muscles sure are popular with the gay folk though.

ahahaahha, i love this excuse.

"I rather stay small and skinnyfat, because women on a dating forum (i.e. women that cannot score IRL) like skinnyfat guys, big muscles are for gays."
 


You know what's the best part about it?? David Hasselhoff owns the shit out of your "physique". He outmuscles you by at least 20lbs.

[Firemuscle]

ahahaahha, i love this excuse.

"I rather stay small and skinnyfat, because women on a dating forum (i.e. women that cannot score IRL) like skinnyfat guys, big muscles are for gays."
 


You know what's the best part about it?? David Hasselhoff owns the shit out of your "physique". He outmuscles you by at least 20lbs.

 I bet you have that picture of Hasselhoff taped to your ceiling above your bed huh? Before you go to sleep you just crack one off with David staring deeply into your eyes. You love that shit. You ugly British bastard.

 You Brits are all the same.......

[dj181]

It seems like lots of women are intimidated and repelled by guys who are in a lot better shape than them. They usually want a guy who's more at their same fitness level.
 Huge muscles sure are popular with the gay folk though.

When I would be out with some of my female friends, and they would see some massive "bodybuilder" they would say things like "He's off putting" or "His body and muscles don't matter because his face is not attractive". And the yes, you are right, it's mainly the f@ggots who dig the huge muscles.

[Firemuscle]

When I would be out with some of my female friends, and they would see some massive "bodybuilder" they would say things like "He's off putting" or "His body and muscles don't matter because his face is not attractive". And the yes, you are right, it's mainly the f@ggots who dig the huge muscles.

 That's the complete truth right there.

 SOME women love bodybuilders for sure. But it's only like 5% of them. And they tend to be the most crazy and whorish ones of them all. The complete nympho bar sluts usually dig huge muscles.

[DK II]

I bet you have that picture of Hasselhoff taped to your ceiling above your bed huh? Before you go to sleep you just crack one off with David staring deeply into your eyes. You love that shit. You ugly British bastard.

 You Brits are all the same.......

Yes, those Brits are pretty strange...  

[Firemuscle]

Yes, those Brits are pretty strange...  

 Your crooked toothed Mom is a good example. She shoved her tongue so far up my ass she got a couple kernals of yesterdays corn.

 Only a Brit.....

[DK II]

Your crooked toothed Mom is a good example. She shoved her tongue so far up my ass she got a couple kernals of yesterdays corn.

 Only a Brit.....

Too bad the brits fucked your stupid country over and over.

[Firemuscle]

Too bad the brits fucked your stupid country over and over.

 Too bad nowadays Britain is just a shithole little island without much power or influence, and it's gonna keep declining hard for the next few decades.

 Britain is almost dead last on my list of countries i'd like to live in. What a fucking shithole.

[DK II]

Too bad nowadays Britain is just a shithole little island without much power or influence, and it's gonna keep declining hard for the next few decades.

 Britain is almost dead last on my list of countries i'd like to live in. What a fucking shithole.

100% agree with you.

And if it wasn't for Russia and the US, the Germans would have kicked them off the world already.

[chaos]

Well then post a new picture and show us what's up.

 I recall you saying a while ago that you havn't lifted weights in a long time. I bet you look a lot softer.

 By the way. Since you've never taken gear before, that means you can compete in this contest in June 1st. What a great opportunity!

 Also. I could be wrong. But I think I remember you once saying that you used to "Eat d-bols like candy." Maybe i'm mistaken?

The most time I've missed from the gym is less than two weeks in a row and I've never tried d-bol.

You're striking out here kid.......you should learn more about your enemy before engaging in war, ShitSucky.

[Palpatine Q]

I hear ya man, I showed a female friend of mine photos of me at different stages of my "development" and she prefered me when I was at 140 (and a serious runner) than when I was 154 (my tanned and peak pic that is on this thread). Another female friend said "women much prefer face over body" so once again FACE>body

Looks like BFRS has got himself a little bitch.

how many packs of Newports did he cost?   

[Hulkotron]

I can't decide if the best part is how this pencil-dick thinks (a) everyone criticizing him here is either 40% BF or has a pro-level physique that repulses females for miles around, or (b) that he has the ideal male physique, haha.  Impressive how he has achieved this feat without even going to a gym!!

Then when confronted with evidence that his current target (Chaos) actually works out in a gym and looks good, the excuses come flying out..."well I hear you take a bunch of steroids...I hear you don't even workout anymore...let's see a recent pick with you holding today's newspaper".  It reminds of the time I posted a pic and Fat Panda claimed it wasn't actually me, then when I proved it was, all of a sudden the pic wasn't impressive anymore.  The parallels between the psyches of these two idiots are quite interesting.

[CalvinH]

Looks like BFRS has got himself a little bitch.

how many packs of Newports did he cost?   

You give him to much credit by saying "packs".


.....more like 3 cigs total.

[Firemuscle]

 No cigarettes. I just punked him in the showers, brutally ass raped him, ever since them I named him Donna. Next up i'll turn him into a ladyboy.

 Just kidding dj brother. Got any update pics?

[Cleanest Natural]

I am not sure what's sadder: the twinks who started this thread, the thread itself or the jucers claining nattie here aka chaos, dk, etc etc

[DK II]

I can't decide if the best part is how this pencil-dick thinks (a) everyone criticizing him here is either 40% BF or has a pro-level physique that repulses females for miles around, or (b) that he has the ideal male physique, haha.  Impressive how he has achieved this feat without even going to a gym!!

Then when confronted with evidence that his current target (Chaos) actually works out in a gym and looks good, the excuses come flying out..."well I hear you take a bunch of steroids...I hear you don't even workout anymore...let's see a recent pick with you holding today's newspaper".  It reminds of the time I posted a pic and Fat Panda claimed it wasn't actually me, then when I proved it was, all of a sudden the pic wasn't impressive anymore.  The parallels between the psyches of these two idiots are quite interesting.

Usual pattern:

1) you post a pic
2) you get accused its not you, because you are only some shit talker and could never really look like that
3) ok, it is you, but you are on steroids


 

[Firemuscle]

Usual pattern:

1) you post a pic
2) you get accused its not you, because you are only some shit talker and could never really look like that
3) ok, it is you, but you are on steroids


 

 Shut up you gay British son of a bitch.

 It's tea time. Go eat your tea and crumpets you limey bastard.

[DK II]

Shut up you gay British son of a bitch.

 It's tea time. Go eat your tea and crumpets you limey bastard.

 

[Firemuscle]

 Don't roll your eyes at me little ho. I'll bitchslap you across this room if you get sassy boy.