ehhh, so I can remmeber how I fucked these uglys when i was young
? NO MAN wtf 
I dunno wtf am I doing wrong... I see these fucking fat asses bringing home hotties... And atleast I'm a good looking guy... I hate how i have to be a succesfull business man in order to get laid... jesus christ, can't I just have a peace of pussy plz 
They won't seem nearly as ugly in your memories...

Seriously, I obviously don't know you irl, but at least on here, you just come across as kinda "shooting yourself down" before you even give it a go. Too much "if I had money, if I could dance, etc..." those things MIGHT make it easier in certain situations, but they aren't the end-all, be-all... I think most of us older guys will agree that most of the time, it was a case of just not trying so hard and just let it flow. If it happens, it happens, if not, just move on to the next girl and don't dwell on it. And euro clubs, unless you want to dance, are NOT the best places in europe to find women. Always had much better luck at concerts, beer gardens or hanging out at the lake (Augsburg had a nice lake) than I ever did at some loud, sweaty-ass club.